DiResta Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot

John Kisses Some ...

John mouths off at Sgt. Kazmerek in front of two recruits, losing vacation time that Kate was looking forward to. But he can get it back if he helps Kazmerek get a commendation.

30 min

Public Enema No. 1

John decides to take up an offer of optional life insurance that promises a large payoff, and then finds out he must have a colonoscopy -- which first requires an enema.

30 min

Walk on the Feminine Side

John's co-workers make fun of Dakota in his Arabian princess costume on Halloween.

30 min

Heavy Medal

DiResta is in line for a Medal of Honor when he foils a robbery on the subway by whacking the perp with a sub sandwich. However, the man he saved is a two-timing city councilman.

30 min

Romeo and Juliet were Lucky

John and Kate start bickering ""like an old married couple,"" so they decide to send the kids away to their aunt's and take a romantic afternoon – except there isn't much romance...

30 min

Cookin' with Gas

John convinces Cal to sell Kate's home-made chili at the diner, which turns into a full-time job for Kate and additional domestic duties for John.

30 min

Thanksgiving

Sgt. Kazmerek is even crankier than usual and ends up having Thanksgiving dinner at the DiResta household, where John realizes they actually have a few things in common.

30 min

The Kid

DiResta is put in charge of supervising a young graffiti artist while he scrubs his work from the subway, but the kid's father doesn't show up to get him and John ends up baby-sitting.

30 min

Your Daddy Don't Dance

John works as a security guard at a heavy-metal concert featuring an artist from his youth -- but his chance to see his onetime idol doesn't pan out the way he hoped.

30 min

One Wedding and a Funeral

The DiRestas offer to host Tully and Amanda's wedding, but the bride's family is rather snooty; meanwhile, John finds a dead transit cop---under his kitchen sink.

30 min

The Torch

A cat fight ensues when John's old girlfriend Wendy shows up unexpectedly.

30 min

Viagra Falls

John and Kazmerek plot their own operation to catch a drug dealer; Vic gets arrested for selling Viagra.

30 min

Half a Million Clams

John and Kate get a glimpse of the high life after John's quick actions save the president of a major retail establishment.

30 min

Slam Dunkin Dunuts

John and his father compete in a battle of the bulge to see who can slim down faster; Kate tries not to get strong-armed into running the church potluck.

30 min

Kate's Mom

30 min

The Sergeant's Test

30 min