SpongeBob SquarePants Season 3, Episode 12: Squilliam Returns

1

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV

After Mermaid Man accidentally drops his utility belt, SpongeBob finds it and can't resist trying it on.

11 min

2

Doing Time

After SpongeBob accidentally drives into a shipment of juice to the senior home, Mrs. Puff is mistakenly arrested.

11 min

3

Welcome to the Chum Bucket

SpongeBob is forced to work at the Chum Bucket.

11 min

4

Frankendoodle

SpongeBob creates DoodleBob.

11 min

5

Snowball Effect

SpongeBob and Patrick try to show Squidward how much fun it can be to play in the snow.

11 min

6

One Krab's Trash

Mr. Krabs has a garage sale and sells SpongeBob the most valuable of items.

11 min

7

Nasty Patty

A health inspector shows up at the Krusty Krab, and while he is there, SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs see the news about a guy passing himself off as a health inspector to get free food.  Mr. Krabs is so mad he and SpongeBob make a Krabby Patty made with a bunch of nasty things. After it is served to the inspector he chokes on a fly and the two think he died from the patty. They later find out that he was a real health inspector, and that the other one was caught. Now, what will SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs do with the dead health inspector?

11 min

8

Idiot Box

SpongeBob and Patrick buy a big screen TV, just so they can use the box using imagination, while Squidward refuses to believe that they are using their imagination inside the box on account of all the noise they are making.

11 min

9

As Seen on TV

After SpongeBob has a small role in a commercial for the Krusty Krab, he thinks he is now famous.

11 min

10

Can You Spare a Dime?

Squidward quits his job after Mr. Krabs accuses him of stealing the first dime he ever made, but Squidward has a hard time finding a new job.

11 min

11

No Weenies Allowed

Spongebob must find a way to prove that he's tough so he can get into the Salty Spitoon.

11 min

12

Squilliam Returns

When Squidward's old school rival, Squilliam, returns to Bikini Bottom to brag to Squidward, Squidward tells him that he owns a five star restaurant to get him to stop. Squidward must get Spongebob to turn the Krusty Krab into a fancy restaurant before Squilliam arrives.

11 min

13

The Algae's Always Greener

Plankton invents a machine enabling him to switch lives with Mr. Krabs, but he finds out that Mr. Krab's life isn't as good as it seems.

11 min

14

SpongeGuard on Duty

SpongeBob volunteers for a lifeguard job, despite the fact that he can't swim.

11 min

15

Krab Borg

After watching a horror movie, SpongeBob thinks that Mr. Krabs is a robot.

11 min

16

Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

SpongeBob and Patrick find an abandoned clam and decide to take care of it.

11 min

17

Wet Painters

Mr. Krabs has SpongeBob and Patrick paint the inside of his house, with a strict rule to not get paint on anything besides the walls.

11 min

18

Krusty Krab Training Video

A training video for new employees of the Krusty Krab, which goes over the basics of being a good employee.

11 min

19

Party Pooper Pants

SpongeBob buys a "Throw The Best Party Ever" kit and invites all 177 of his closest friends to a house party. But when he accidentally locks himself out of his house during the party, he must try to get back in.

22 min

20

Chocolate with Nuts

SpongeBob and Patrick decide to become rich entrepreneurs by selling chocolate bars door to door.

11 min

21

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V

After being treated too much like a child by everyone, Barnacle Boy quits being a superhero and decides to be a supervillain.

11 min

22

Club SpongeBob

SpongeBob and Patrick's club is too small for Squidward... literally. But Squidward forces his way in, "propelling" the clubhouse into the middle of nowhere.

11 min

23

My Pretty Seahorse

It's spring in Bikini Bottom, and SpongeBob finds a wild seahorse and decides to keep her.

11 min

24

Graveyard Shift

SpongeBob and Squidward work the night shift.

11 min

25

Krusty Love

Mr. Krabs falls in love with Mrs. Puff.

11 min

26

New Student Starfish

Patrick gets bored everyday when SpongeBob goes to boating school, so SpongeBob insists that Patrick could join him. But what happens when Patrick makes SpongeBob lose a Noodle Student Star?

11 min

27

Clams

In celebration of Mr. Krabs' one millionth dollar, he takes Squidward and SpongeBob on a fishing trip. After a giant clam snatches his precious dollar, Mr. Krabs tries to get it back.

11 min

28

The Great Snail Race

When Squidward gets a purebred snail named Snelle, SpongeBob challenges him in the great snail race.

11 min

29

Mid-Life Crustacean

When Mr. Krabs feels like an aging old man, he tries to feel young again, so he goes out with SpongeBob and Patrick for a night on the town.

11 min

30

The Sponge Who Could Fly

SpongeBob tries his best to make an invention that allows him to fly. When all of them fail, people start to think that SpongeBob is crazy until he puts a hair dryer his pants. The hot air in his pants allows him to fly! But then, people start asking SpongeBob to do things for them, stopping him from flying with the jellyfish.

22 min

31

Gary Takes a Bath

The day that Gary has to take a bath arrives, but he doesn't want to take one.

7 min

32

Born Again Krabs

After Mr. Krabs eats a rotten Krabby Patty to save money, he ends up hospitalized for food poisoning and bargains with the Flying Dutchman for his soul, leading him to second-guess his cheap and miserly ways.

11 min

33

I Had an Accident

After SpongeBob shatters his buttocks in a sandboarding injury, he becomes paranoid of everything and confines himself to his own home with inanimate objects for friends.

11 min

34

Missing Identity

While at a diner, SpongeBob tells the story of when he lost his name tag.

11 min

35

Plankton's Army

It's the 25th anniversary of Plankton's first attempt to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula, and Plankton enlists his relatives to help him try again.

11 min

36

Ugh

SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward's long ago ancestors, SpongeGar, Pattar, and Squagg, discover fire.

22 min

37

Krabby Land

The first day of summer lures Mr. Krabs into making a children's theme park, which doesn't turn out the way he thinks it should.

11 min

38

The Camping Episode

SpongeBob and Patrick decide to go camping for the weekend, they camp out in the backyard. Squidward lures a sea bear to the campsite by doing stuff that would allure a sea bear.

11 min

39

SpongeBob Meets the Strangler

SpongeBob goes on his early litter patrol when he catches The Strangler. After he calls the police, The Strangler (disguised with a fake mustache) decides to be SpongeBob's bodyguard. After three parties at SpongeBob's house, The Strangler tries to strangle SpongeBob, but never gets the chance to be alone.

11 min

40

Pranks a Lot

SpongeBob and Patrick buy a prank called Invisible Spray. After taunting each other with the spray, they run out and decide to haunt Bikini Bottom while being invisible, preferably being ghosts. But with their last victim Mr. Krab, he washes them out with water and exposes them nude (they took their clothes off because the spray stains clothes) to the whole Krusty Krab, embarrassing them.

11 min