Rated A for Awesome Season 1, Episode 30: You've Got Blackmail!

X-Treme Teaching

Les tries to go from the most boring science teacher to the most cool but a waiting list 1,200 names long has him trying an extreme makeover using his friends and a hair-clipping monkey.

Les' Song of Doom

Lars is being wasted in the Glee Club. He jumps things up during a practice only to be thrown out of the group. The gang comes up with a plan to use some of Noam's inventions to have Les use Lars' voice and dance moves. The flying vampire weasels don't take to the Lars-wanta-be voice and attack the show. It's up to Lars to rock the house and control the weasels.

Just Add Water

A heat wave hits town and Chet has diverted all the water to his private pool. Les and crew build a awsome water park in the back yard. Les is concerned about the swimsuit that Lars is almost wearing. His worries are short-lived as his own baggie trunks are sucked off and clog up the water park's pumping system. Les must come to the rescue but first he must cover up the bare facts of his lack of trunks.

Melting the Ice

There's a new exchange student from Norg and Lars is really interested in her but knows nothing about how to talk to her. Les and Noam try to awesomeize Lars with disastrous results. When his mutant chest hair kidnaps Olapa it's Lars to the rescue and he wins the girl.

When Hall Freezes Over

Another rainy day and the gang just can't bear another one of Lars' "Stand-up" routine at lunch time. Noam and Thera alter the heating system to cause a "Snow Day" inside. Lars is terified that the family curse of the Yeti would come true. The gang try to help Lars conquer his fears only to find out Yeti are real and are the best hecklers in the world and take it out on Lars. Les and Noam work on removing the snow and ice while Lars challenges the Yeti to a heckle-off and wins just as the 'snow day' turns into 'water park day'.

Awesome Ride

Thera was a shoe-in for winning the local skateboarding games and a national 'bruse-cruise' until Ned Falcon arrives on the scene. Not only does it appear that he can out-skate Thera but she's falling head-over-heels for him. Les tries to channel that love-crazed feeling to skateboarding power. Thera finds Ned to be too stuck on himself after she lets him use her crush-powered skateboard. Thera makes an awesome ride and the gang realizes that the only way to beat Ned is to feed is over-size ego into overload.

Club Detention

Thera's idea of Awesomeizing the school trophy case backfires and the boys get the blame and detentions even after Thera confesses. The boys decide to awesomize detention using Noam's hypo-apple. Thera has ideas of her own, all she needs to do is get a detention which seems like Mission Impossible. The boys turn detention into Disco Club-D but Thera is still without a detention and left out in the hall. How can she get a detention and enjoy the club?

Lawn Rangers

The gang wants to see the primere of the new Bite My Heart movie but there's no cash between them. If Les does his long overdue chore of taking care of the lawn there's plenty of money available. After a short try at doing it themselves it is decided to awesomeize yard work. The robo-yard workers do well at first then go wild. The gang save the day, finish the work and get the cash only to find an endless line at the movie. It's the battle scars of the robo-wars that saves the day.

Sleep Smart

Les introduces the team to a new drink called 'Spoda' made from potatos. The Cashola Company that makes it is using subliminal messages in the commercials to sell the horrible stuff. Noam is just too busy to help with the operation. They make a device so he can help while he's sleeping. One major glitch was watching a sci-fi horror movie before turning in. Noam has a dream that everyone is a part of the movie and attacks. They have to use Noam's attack to rid the town of Cashola's hold on the people.

Leader of the Pack

The Least-Lovable Dog wonders into the Awesome house. The gang's mission is to clean him up and train him so somebody would want him. Lars offers to train him in the Norgish custom. Lars bonds a bit too much with the pooch and begins to act like a dog himself. Lars winds up adopted by the Yonkels and is rescued by the dog. Back home the gang is visited by the dog catcher who is looking for the dog for a different reason.

Go Away Day

Time to awesomize the last day of summer. Noam makes a device that slows time way down so the day can last longer. You can only have so much fun but Les breaks the controller that stops the device so he can have more fun but the gang has had enough and begin to fight. Les has to get the gang to work together again to get time going again.

Incredi-Posse

A Country Field trip goes bad (to Les) when the bus gets four flat tires. He tries to awesomeize their country stay and runs into a country version of their gang, the Increda Posse. And the fight is on! After hayrides and barn-dances the battle creates an optimus chicken who goes after all of them. Both gangs must team up to fight this new threat.

Yearbooked

After a failed attempt to awesomize the school mascot the Vice-Principle banishes them to the one place that sucks out all creativity, The Yearbook comittee! They put cameras all over the school and use a computer called ALEC to make an on-line virtual Yearbook. ALEC decides to take over since nobody would thank 'him' for all the hard work. The plug has to be pulled.

Lost in Character

Thera needs to one-up her cousin in parting planning for cousing Tyler. Tyler clearly wants a party based on a video game. Les and Lars become characters of the game. Les needs a bit of help getting into character so Noam whips up a gizmo that makes Les go a bit too much into character.

Cue Applause

Lars can't get an audience for his one-man show, so he builds an army of robot fans who are programmed to never to stop loving his act.

Sell Out Show

Noam's one-man Banana Protocol Band is matched up against the Football team by Les. The one with the biggest crowd wins. Les tries to awesomize Noam's music and band against his wishes. In the end it's not Noam that performs for the awesome crowd but another member of the team.

Scary Go Round

The County Fair is on with the usual lame games and rides. The gang awesomizes the merry-go-round to a really trick ride. Thera's the only one in the gang that wants another ride on the tricked-up-turner. Chet buys the ride and Thera refuses to leave. Chet and Thera ride at maximum speed and exchange personalities. Now it's a race to switch them back.

Awesomely Different Drum Major

The school band is rather lame. The band needs a new drum major since aliens kidnapped the last one. Les and Lars try and fail to lead only to find that Noam is the natural leader the band wants. Problem is Noam wants nothing to do with performing in front of people. Les has Lars build a two-kid drum major suit. Can the awesomeize the band without Noam's gadget genius?

Little Shopping of Horrors

After a mishap with Noam's awesome washing machine sends all of Les' clothes into space, Les is stuck going shopping for new clothing. Noam trys to awesomeize the mall but that does not work well for Les. Thera steps in and trains Les for the zin of shopping. It seems that she trains a little too well, and Les becomes a fashion monster. The two have a fashion show-down that ends in a draw and a surprise winner.

King of the Links

Les is the only Awesome that has never won a sports trophy. He tries out for all the school's sports teams only to fail. He wins a spot on the golf team because he showed up. There is one more member of the team, Boomer, who is an exchange student from Scotland and a 10th generation golf pro. Even after awesomizing a mini-golf course can Les finally win a trophy?

Dental Denial

Thera's fear of the dentist has kept her away for the past five years. Her breath has become a lethal weapon and it's time for the gang to awesomeize a trip to the dentist. She decides to not only face her fears but to awesomize them to defeat them forever. If only the tooth mangler didn't take on a life of its own. Now Thera needs to save the day.

The Voice of Lars

Lars has been rejected for fish stick commercial and is not taking it well. The gang work with him to awesomeize his voice and are a bit more successful than they had planed. Lars is able to control people with his voice. Chet works out a sceam to take over Lars and runs havoc over the town. It's up to the gang to free Lars and the town.

Bend It Like Burt

A soccer (football) championship is being held between their town and Lar's native Norg. Chet buys his way onto the team and leaves the Awesome gang out. Lar is made the captain of his team and makes semi-temporary citizens out of the others so they can play. They also find that Burt is part Norg and get him to play for them as well. Game on!

Lazy Monkey Mornings

How can Les sleep in and still make it to school on time? Noam comes up with a transporter that gets Les to school on time. Les begins using it to go everywhere but begins to turn into a monkey due to Mr. Twitchy using the transporter to visit his girlfrield in the zoo. Now the team has to catch monkey Les and remove the Twitchy genes before the transformation becomes permanent.

Thera's Awesome Date with Destiny

Noam invents a device that can process information and predict the most possible outcome. Thera uses the device to see who she's going to the senior prom with. She finds out it is Chet so the team begins to find ways to change things. It works a bit too well as it appears she attends the prom with a certain inventing member of the team.

Erik the Biking

Les had saved for a awsome bike for ages only to have Chet wipe it out in seconds. The gang gets together and makes a truly awsome bike for Les that included a Nordic horn provided by Lars. It turns out that the horn is possessed by Eric the Viking who not only takes over the bike but leads Les down the path of being a real jerk about it. Now it's up to the gang to rescue Les and to put an end to Eric's reign of terror.

Clothes Picker-Upper of Doom

Les is just a bit lazy about picking up his room and putting away his clothes so he has Noam reconfigure an old invention to help with the issue. It worked for Les so well that he offers its services to his crush and her friends. The machine is left outside to be struck by lightning and it causes the clothing to come to a life of their own led by Les's smile-underpants and looking for revenge. It's up to the gang to return the clothing to normal.

The Nightmare on Glickerstreet

Only Lars is scared at a zombie-clown horror movie and he begins to see everyone as a zombie-clown and so Noam invents a device to remove the idea from Lars only to cause the z-c to become real. The z-c begins to grown, feeding on the fears of everyone. The gang creates monsters to fight the z-c only to have them all join forces. Only Lars can dream up something to defeat all the monsters.

Bad News Noam

Noam is having a very bad day. The gang throws a party for Noam to try and cheer him up only to find that Noam has made a blues-channeler to bottle up his negative feelings. It works too well and the gang feel it's time to rid him of the device so they can get their Noam back. They try to make him mad but the negative tank fills up and begins to leak and affects the whole town. Destroying the tank and returning the feelings to Noam is the only answer and the key is a tee-shirt.

Me Ugh You Awesome

After a failed attempt to awesomeize Mondays, Les's Dad gives him a family treasure of a rock. An accident in their HQ sends Les to switch places with a caveman ancestor. Back in time Les meets up with the ancestors of his gang and begins to help them. In the present Noam tries to recreate the accident to get Les and Ugg back where they belong. Les has to battle a giant chicken and Ugg battles a transit bus. Noam works out the transfer at the cost of Les's MP3 player.

Dancing More or Les

Les can't dance. Thera makes the awesomizing idea of getting Les his dancing groove. Noam's device on Les allows him to copy Thera as she dances in the background. It works a little too well as Les is drafted to dance on a live dance show with the Trishas. Les gets a little too full of himself and abuses Thera who then sabotages Les's dance. He has a change of heart and confesses that the best dancer is Thera who then joins in. A Trisha throws water on Les which shorts out the device and starts Les dancing to his doom. The gang joins in to save him. The winner of the dance contest leaves Les cold.

Best Frenemies Forever

It starts out with Chet doing a rap video. Les exposes the real unedited feed of the video that has everyone laughing at Chet which causes his dad to cut him off of his money. Chet moves in with the gang because they caused it. It gets so bad that the gang works on awesomizing Chet enough to get his dad to deal him back into the family fortune. There are several false starts at getting Chet popular again. It takes a video of Les's mistakes to put a smile on dad's face and cash back in Chet's pockets.

When Twitchy Met Tonga

While at the park Les runs into Holly and her lazy cat Princess Tonga. He offers to awesomize the cat. Tonga gets programmed by Noam's brainwave device. Twitchy takes the night shift watching the programming but really watches a Kitty Katastrophe marathon. Tonga takes it all in and becomes the cat-villian. It's up to the whole gang to capture the cat and deprogram the evil out quickly.

Silent Night Awesome Night

Christmas Episode. Lars has his family coming over to visit him and tells him they can't wait to see the great things Lars has planned for the holiday celabration the next day. Lars has nothing since he was not expecting them. The gang decides to awesomeize Lars' Glendermouse (Christmas). They start working on the fish feast but Lars does a bit of reprogramming of Noam's roboserver and it starts shooting food at everyone. Next it's wrapping everything all over only to have the roboserver attack and destroy all the 'gifts'. Next comes the fish-shaped Glendertree that they find and decorate at the top of a mountain before cutting it down and moving it home. The roboserver starts to attack but Lars commands it to 'serve up' the tree which the robot pulls out of the ground which uncorks a lava flow. To save the town they stuff everything into the hole and even the robot jumps in to finish the block. Lars family arrives and tell him it's not the feast or gifts that makes the holiday but being together. In the end the mountain burps out all the feast and the tree and it rains down on a happy family.

Garbage In, Garbage Out

The gang is getting ready for a visit from the ambasador of the molemen. Les had only one thing to do, take out the trash which he put off to play video games. Now the guest is here and there's a ton of trash in the yard. Dad has to rush off to save Mom from Yetis. The gang finds out that molemen like eating trash and start by serving up what they have in the yard. A problem right off is that the molemen become extreamly fat on the trash. They gather trash from all over and dump it down a hole for the molemen who want more and more trash. When they don't get enough trash the now large molemen begin popping up all over town only to get stuck in their own holes due to their size. The gang starts the music to get the molemen active and thining down and able to pop back into their holes just as dad returns home.

Go Fish

Brat Busters

Don't Judge a Mutant By Its Slobber

Armed and Dangerous

Used Tissue of Doom

When Mascots Attack

Always be Awesome

Go for the Gust-o

Too Many Monkeys

Noam No More

The Truth About Twitchy

Mall of the Living Dolls

Thera's Brother the Car

ET Phone Nome

Against All Awesome

Planet of the Gills