Hogan's Heroes Season 3, Episode 7: How to Win Friends and Influence Nazis

1

The Crittendon Plan

Colonel Hogan is called on to destroy a German convoy inside a tunnel, but he balks when he discovers that his accomplice will be his old adversary, Colonel Crittendon.

25 min

2

Some of Their Planes Are Missing

The Germans' plan to shoot down British bombers by using captured RAF airplanes is uncovered, and Hogan and his men must attempt to destroy the aircraft before they can be flown on their deadly, deceptive mission.

25 min

3

D-Day at Stalag 13

Hogan and his men play a part in the D-Day invasion of France when they are asked to create a diversion that will delay Colonel Klink and other German officials at Stalag 13 from retaliating once the invasion is underway.

25 min

4

Sergeant Schultz Meets Mata Hari

Sergent Schultz falls head over heels for an attractive woman, but Hogan suspects that she is a Gestapo agent and has Carter shadow the two loverbirds on one of their dates.

25 min

5

Funny Thing Happened on the Way to London

Newkirk, Kinchloe and LeBeau must help Hogan thwart the Nazis' planned assassination plot against British Prime Minister Winston Churchill.

25 min

6

Casanova Klink

Klink's new secretary Gertude Linkmeyer decides to throw herself into the task of completely organizing the commandant's workplace—an all-night project that throws a monkey wrench into Hogan's mission of raiding the safe in Klink's office.

25 min

7

How to Win Friends and Influence Nazis

A famed scientist is recruited by the Germans to develop a revolutionary new metal alloy for the Nazi war machine. Hogan and the gang must keep him from accomplishing his task.

25 min

8

Nights in Shining Armor

Hogan must somehow deliver a shipment of bulletproof vests to the French underground.

25 min

9

Hot Money

Stalag 13 becomes the site for a German counterfeiting factory that will produce both American and British currencies. But Sergeant Schultz's sticky fingers inadvertently tip Hogan off to the scheme when Schultzy spends some of the "funny money" gambling with the prisoners.

25 min

10

One in Every Crowd

When Hogan and his men set out to destroy the Germans' new S-5 gun that's being guarded at Stalag 13, they uncover more then they bargained for—a traitor amongst their ranks who has gone to Colonel Klink to report on Hogan's planned sabotage.

25 min

11

Is General Hammerschlag Burning?

Paris is targeted for destruction should the Allied armies invade, so Hogan and Kinchloe secretly travel to the French capital to learn more about the plot.

25 min

12

A Russian is Coming

Hogan and his men face the difficult task of returning a Soviet pilot to his homeland. The task is made more difficult by the fanatical, demanding Russian refusing to follow the usual escape route to England.

25 min

13

An Evening of Generals

Hogan and his men have cleverly rigged the tabletop centerpieces to explode during a banquet for Germany's top generals, unaware the one of the guests at the banquets is an invaluable spy working undercover for the Allies.

25 min

14

Everybody Loves a Snowman

An American military captain and his crew hiding out at Stalag 13 face capture when Major Hochstetter and his search party zero in on the POW camp, and its elaborate tunnel system to freedom is threatened with exposure.

25 min

15

The Hostage

A rocket fuel depot that the Germans build near Stalag 13 is a tempting target for Hogan and his men. But is the new facility just part of a plan to lure Hogan into a trap?

25 min

16

Carter Turns Traitor

To get the inside secrets of a Nazi chemical warfare facility, Hogan and his cohorts must convince the Germans that Carter has turned traitor and wishes to defect to the Third Reich.

25 min

17

Two Nazis for the Price of One

Hogan's surreptitious operation, as well as secret information on America's atom bomb project, is threatened when it's discovered that a top Gestapo official knows all about Hogan's espionage activities and plans to offer him a deal.

25 min

18

Is There a Doctor in the House?

Colonel Klink's sudden bout with the flu jeopardizes Hogan's plan to smuggle an underground agent out of the camp in the trunk of the ailing Kommandant's automobile.

25 min

19

Hogan, Go Home

Colonel Hogan receives a stunning message: he's to return home to the U.S.A. for a hero's welcome. The men of Stalag 13, convinced the Hogan will remain at the camp to continue his operation, are further stunned when he is overjoyed at the news—and plans to bid Stalag 13 a fond farewell!

25 min

20

Sticky Wicket Newkirk

Corporal Newkirk sneaks into town for a romantic rendezvous with a German girl, one who professes that she is on the side of the Allies. But when Newkirk sneaks her into the camp and shows her the gang's secret setup, she promptly reports her findings to Major Hochstetter!

25 min

21

War Takes a Holiday

After a first attempt to sneak four underground leaders out of the German camp fails, Hogan and his men come up with a new plan: Convince the camp commanders that the war is over!

25 min

22

Duel of Honor

Hogan and the gang decide that the hapless Colonel Klink would be the ideal patsy to use to get an important list of agents safely to England, with a little boost from Carter's masquerade as a ferocious German general with a fondness for duels.

25 min

23

Axis Annie

Hogan must deliver important information to a contact in the nearby town, but the Gestapo has cracked down tight on the camp.

25 min

24

What Time Does the Balloon Go Up?

Has Colonel Hogan finally snapped under the pressure of confinement? The men think so when Hogan suggests that, to rescue a captured British agent, the men of Stalag 13 take up basket weaving, tent making and kite flying!

25 min

25

LeBeau and the Little Old Lady

LeBeau's weekly visits to an underground contact, one he describes as a "mean little old lady,” are revealed as something more after Hogan and the men discover that the "old lady" is actually a beautiful, young Dutch woman with whom LeBeau has fallen in love.

25 min

26

How to Escape From Prison Camp Without Really Trying

Hogan is asked to immobilize the entire German 6th SS division—10,000 men—for two days, while the Allies organize a surprise attack. The task seems impossible, especially in the presence of the two stern Gestapo colonels who are filling in for a vacationing Colonel Klink.

25 min

27

The Collector General

An arrogant German general arrives at Stalag 13 and orders Colonel Klink to guard a truckload of ammunition. But when Hogan discovers that the "ammo" is actually a collection of valuable pieces of art stolen from France, he masterminds a little theft of his own.

25 min

28

The Ultimate Weapon

The Germans' new top-secret weapon becomes—Sergeant Schultz? General Burkhalter and the other camp officials believe he is, after Schutzy starts to predict Allied attacks with uncanny accuracy!

25 min

29

Monkey Business

Carter returns from an unsuccessful mission with a new pal in tow—a runaway chimpanzee from the local bombed-out zoo.

25 min

30

Drums Along the Dusseldorf

A German truck carrying an experimental jet fuel is the latest target for Hogan and the gang. But when all efforts to sabotage the shipment fail, Carter decides to get down to business with the remaining weaponry at hand—a bow and arrow!

25 min