The Half Hour Season 2, Episode 12: Cristela Alonzo

1

Dan Soder

Dan Soder suspects millennials ruin everything with gentrification and too many abbreviations.

23 min

2

Nikki Glaser

Nikki Glaser discusses the perils of home waxing, explains what's keeping her from getting pregnant and ruminates about the plusses and minuses of sober sex.

23 min

3

Erik Griffin

Erik Griffin shares his fear of horror movies, describes the different types of Workaholics fans and describes the pre-old age range.

23 min

4

Joe DeRosa

Joe DeRosa describes living in a crazy city, reveals who's preventing him from getting in shape and offers a suggestion to people torn between religion and science.

23 min

5

Dan St. Germain

Dan St. Germain discusses his feelings about being single, living in New York City, the Connecticut Muffin chain and Evan Williams whiskey.

23 min

6

Sean O'Connor

Sean O'Connor explains the importance of glitter at a Ke$ha concert, how he briefly became a gay porn star and why Halloween is his favorite holiday.

23 min

7

Jonah Ray

Jonah Ray reveals what it's like to have a live-in girlfriend, remembers a tense game of Truth-or-Date and recounts an unpleasant encounter with a heavy metal musician.

23 min

8

Gabe Liedman

Gabe Liedman is tired of monkeys, but he does love all the anal sex in "Game of Thrones."

23 min

9

Jared Logan

Jared Logan describes growing up in West Virginia, a sweet old lady who tested him for STDs and the worst movie date he ever had.

23 min

10

Mike Lawrence

Mike Lawrence describes fights with homeless people, the best part of working at McDonald's and seeing "Spaceballs" before "Star Wars."

23 min

11

Lil Rel Howery

Lil Rel gets into an argument at his local liquor store, encounters a capable toddler and reveals a secret about marriage.

23 min

12

Cristela Alonzo

Cristela Alonzo describes the post-Halloween walk of shame, using the McRib to tell time and her hatred of nail salon small talk.

23 min

13

Andy Haynes

Andy Haynes fantasizes about a new-and-improved subway system, explains why getting engaged sucks for men and describes his gangster rescue cats.

23 min

14

Ben Kronberg

Ben Kronberg asks life's big questions, talks pooping strategy and invents new names for everything from farts to underwater boners.

23 min

15

Baron Vaughn

Baron Vaughn talks about growing up in a rough neighborhood, the relative trustworthiness of cereal mascots and the test that all black people secretly give each other.

23 min

16

Sean Patton

Sean Patton explains the best way to win a fight, reveals his desire to be a fraternity's pledge master and describes his dream of being a matchmaker for people with STDs.

23 min

17

Brody Stevens

Brody Stevens breaks down the fourth wall, reveals the best way to get hits on YouTube and relives the day he spent filming "The Hangover."

23 min