Mister Ed Season 4, Episode 5: Be Kind to Humans

1

Leo Durocher Meets Mister Ed

Ed, who is a die-hard Dogers fan, notices some weaknesses from the line-up while watching a televised game. Ed then takes it to the field when he himself bats a few and slides onto bases himself at the L.A. Dodgers Stadium.

30 min

2

Wilbur Post, Honorary Horse

Addison gets Wilbur to come up with a design for a building that Addison wants to build. Ed then distracts Wilbur with ideas for a horse book.

30 min

3

Ed Discovers America

The city's American History Museum offers Wilbur a task to build a monument. The best part is that they offer Wilbur a commision, but he doesn't know what he should create.

30 min

4

Patter of Little Hooves

Ed enters Wilbur in a newspaper puzzle contest and Wilbur ends up winning a little horse whis Ed adopts as his own son.

30 min

5

Be Kind to Humans

Wilbur and Ed get lost while they were riding out. As they got lost, they met a few bums and while Wilbur's attention was caught by something else, Ed invites them to stay at the Posts' home.

30 min

6

Don't Laugh at Horses

Wilbur is offended by Kay's brother, who dresses up as a horse for a costume ball.

30 min

7

Getting Ed's Goat

Ed has adopted a wild goat and decides to give it to Wilbur as a birthday present.

30 min

8

Oh, Those Hats!

Wilbur is paid to build a brand new beach house for a popular female columnist.

30 min

9

Taller Than She

Ed falls madly in love with a French female horse, but is turned off a little when he realizes that she is taller than him.

30 min

10

Home Sweet Trailer

Wilbur's former Air Force commander, Gordon Kirkwood and his wife Winnie come to town and park their trailer in the Post's back yard. As the trailer is sitting there, Ed feels that his territory is being invaded.

30 min

11

Love Thy New Neighbor

Kirkwood officially buys the house next door, which causes Wilbur to go back to his old behavior of when Kirkwood commanded Post in the Air Force. This causes Wilbur to become overly helpful and just a pain in Gordon's neck.

30 min

12

Ed's Christmas Story

Christmastime comes around the Post household and this year, Wilbur decides to be a little bit more frugal in buying gifts..... that is until he gets Ed's Christmas list.

30 min

13

Ed Gets the Mumps

The Posts and Kirkwoods look after a neighbor's baby, which in turn makes Ed feel neglected, which in return causes him to get the mumps.

30 min

14

Ed's Dentist

Ed constantly is complaining about a toothache. Wilbur tries to fix it by hiring the vet to come and take a look at Ed. When Ed sees the needle from the shot he is about to get, Ed disappears from the scene.

30 min

15

Ed the Shish Kebab

Wilbur is invited to attend a convention held by a bunch of magicians (The Great Blackstones), and decides to take Carol and Ed along also.

30 min

16

Ed in the Peace Corps

Ed is frustrated when Wilbur hires a secretary who happens to be a Japenese exchange student. The reason Ed is so angry is because she is always there and Ed can't speak to Wilbur which causes him to get frustrated.

30 min

17

Ed the Desert Rat

After a fight with Wilbur, Ed heads for all open land which in turn takes him to the desert which he falls victim to all types of misadventures.

30 min

18

Ed the Donkey

Ed is offended when he is constantly called a jackass all the time, so Ed insists that Wilbur take him to the vet to make sure that Ed is still a horse.

30 min

19

Ed Visits a Gypsy

Ed wants Wilbur to take him to a Gypsy to get his hoof read on account of if he will get with a Spirited Philly who he is in love with.

30 min

20

Ol' Swayback

Ed becomes friends with an old swayback horse, who everyone riducules, and convnces Wilbur to let the horse stay with them.

30 min

21

Mae West Meets Mister Ed

Ed overhears Mae West commisioning Wilbur on creating ultra deluxe stables for her horses. When Ed ovehears the conversation, he starts to get discontented with his own surroundings.

30 min

22

Ed the Chauffeur

Ed tells Wilbur that there is nothing to driving a car. Wilbur scoffs at the idea and Ed must show up Wilbur.

30 min

23

Ed the Musician

Everyone gets involved in a local variety show, which makes Ed feel left out. Ed then concocts a plan which he can be a one-horse band and starts to practice in the barn after midnight.

30 min

24

The Prowler

While a prowler is loose in the neighborhood, Wilbur plays detective while Ed is holding the prowler.

30 min

25

Saddles and Gowns

Wilbur refuses to buy Ed a new saddle and Carol a new dress.

30 min

26

Moko

Kirkwood plans a party for his straight-laced, former Commanding General. Problems hit when a little Martian changes the whole thing around.

30 min