Almost Live! Season 12, Episode 23: Keister Learns How to Read

1

Grateful Dead Convention

Talk With Pat; Sequel Pictures Summer Movies; Grateful Dead Convention; Absentee Voters; Late Report; Puyallup Fair Vendors.

30 min

2

Staff Meeting With Murderers

O.J. Simpson Trial Terminology; How to Hold a Garage Sale; Courtney Love PSA; The Late Report; Mariners Merchandise.

30 min

3

Is It Pike or Pine? Game Show

Messages Between Boeing and Machinists Union; Roscoe’s Oriental Rug Emporium; Late Report; Gotchic Laundry Detergent.

30 min

4

High-Fiven’ White Guys Catch Mariner Fever!

Boeing Managers in the Factory; High-Fiven’ White Guys Catch Mariner Fever; Miracle Meat; Late Report; The Lame List.

30 min

5

Seattle Halloween Costumes

Seattle Halloween Costumes; Bill & Tom’s Embalming Palace and Cremation Hut; I’ll Call You; Book Beat; The Late Report.

30 min

6

Post Halloween Recipes

Wrestling with Richard Simmons; Post Halloween Recipes; Ballot Initiatives; Sold Out; The Late Report; Assassins Movie Redub.

30 min

7

Seventh Vasectomy

Keister NOT Running For President; Copycat Movie Trailer; Hghphraa! Beer; The Late Report; Black Jeopardy.

30 min

8

Jim Carrey as James Bond 007

Jim Carrey as James Bond; Nordstrom Returns; Today Tonight: Beatles Expert; The Late Report. Joel McHale, Bill Nye guest.

30 min

9

Fluorocarbon Council Q&A

Alien Abductee Movie; The Lame List; Fluorocarbon Council Q&A; The Late Report. Hydroplane racer Chip Hanauer guest stars.

30 min

10

Uncle Fran’s Greatest Hits

Smokey the Bear Killer; The Grateful Gourmet Holiday Show; The Late Report; Joel’s Christmas Gift Ideas; Tree Hugger.

30 min

11

Psychic Bob’s 1996 Predictions

Psychic Bob’s 1996 Predictions; Lenny & Ernie; Today Tonight: Think Positive and Win; The Cake Dancer; The Late Report.

30 min

12

Here Comes the Groom

THX Sound; State of the State Address; Motorola Megaphone; Here Comes the Groom; The Late Report; In a Nutshell.

30 min

13

It's In The Mail!

Winter Storm ’96; It’s In The Mail; US Bell Long Distance Talk; The Late Report; Big Billy’s Big Bucket.

30 min

14

State of the Household Address

Joy of Painting; Football Injury Commentary; Uncle Fran’s Fun Facts; State of the Household Address; The Late Report.

30 min

15

Reverse Psychologist

Ken Behring Puppet; Dog Lawyers; Reverse Psychologist; The Late Report; Bigfoot in Studio; The Lesson: Mariners & Seahawks.

30 min

16

Danger Date

Intern Weather Recap; Danger Date; Man on the Street; Meeting With the King; Valentine’s Day Gifts.

30 min

17

Me! with Dave Grohl

I Love You, Man; The Oak Palace; Awkward Blind Date; Me! with Dave Grohl; The Late Report; Joy of Painting.

30 min

18

Dumping on the Intern

Dumping on the Intern, Brooks; Dangerous Door Warning; Awkward Job Interview; The Late Report; Phony Foods.

30 min

19

Kingdome Kookin' with Big Jim

RV B-GON; Checking Out the Waitress; Kingdome Kookin' with Big Jim Liebhart; The Late Report; The Lame List.

30 min

20

Company Softball Team

Company Softball Team; Dysfunctional Office Workshop; The Late Report; Honking.

30 min

21

HMO Express

Joy of Painting; HMO Express; Focus on Education; The Late Report; Poetry Night.

30 min

22

Lenny & Ernie

Have Sex with Brooks; Lenny & Ernie Home Invasion; King County Council Logo Ideas; The Late Report; Corporate Jargon.

30 min

23

Keister Learns How to Read

Keister Learns How to Read; Garth Clint is Movin’ On; Arguing Sports Fans; The Late Report; Puppet Ransom; The Bra Club.

30 min

24

Bill Nye’s Rubber Band of Science

Earthquake ‘96; Vegetarian Conversion; Bill Nye the Science Guy Returns; The Late Report; Today Tonight: Psychedelic Toad.

30 min

25

Last Horizons Retirement Home

Twister Movie Trailer; TV Pitch People; Bad Baseball Commentator; The Late Report; Quit Smoking Guaranteed.

30 min

26

Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan

Sonics Overdub; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan; Hot Talk Radio Show; The Late Report; William Wallace; Special K Body.

30 min