Comedy Central Presents Season 12, Episode 9: My First Time

Stephen Lynch (2)

Everyone's favorite comedian musician is back with new songs and favorites from his latest album, "The Craig Machine."

Dan Cummins

Dan Cummins explains how he plays tricks on blind friends, how he relaxes in the bathrooms at Starbucks, and his plan to decrease the homeless population in America and increase the surge in Iraq in this half-hour stand up special.

Jo Koy

Jo Koy talks about life growing up with a Filipino mother, how everyone in LA is an actress even the actors, and speculates how long it took God to create the male and female sex organs in this half-hour stand up special.

30 min

Sebastian Maniscalco

Tune in for a half hour of standup from Sebastian Maniscalco.

30 min

Hard 'N Phirm

Hard 'N Phirm use their musical abilities to muse about women in the work place, savage garden, and things they can do that aren't illegal in this half-hour stand up special.

Leo Allen

Tune in for a half hour of standup from Leo Allen.

Eugene Mirman

Tune in for a half hour of standup from Eugene Mirman.

30 min

Jordan Rubin

Tune in for a half hour of standup from Jordan Rubin.

Nick Thune

Guitarist Nick Thune strums along to songs about the awkwardness of running into the homeless at a Coinstar machine, how to kill two birds with one stone, and his ode to Craigslist miss connections in this half-hour stand up special.

Bonnie McFarlane

Tune in for a half hour of stand-up from Bonnie McFarlane.

Rich Vos (2)

Tune in for another half-hour of stand-up from Rich Vos.

Lavell Crawford

Tune in for a half-hour of stand-up from the runner-up of NBC's "Last Comic Standing".

Joe Matarese

Tune in for a half hour of stand-up from Joe Matarese.

Big Jay Oakerson

Tune in for a half hour of stand-up from Big Jay Oakerson.

30 min

Juston McKinnney

Tune in for a half-hour of stand-up with Juston McKinney.

Nick Griffin

Tune in for a half-hour of stand-up with Nick Griffin.

Chad Daniels

Tune in for a half-hour of stand-up with Chad Daniels.

Kirk Fox

Tune in for a half-hour of stand-up with pro tennis player-turned comedian Kirk Fox, as he explains the unexpected difficulties of playing against Anna Kournikova.

30 min

Dan Mintz

Tune in for a half-hour of stand-up with Dan Mintz.

Brian Posehn (2)

Tune in for another half-hour of stand-up with one half of the gay couple from The Sarah Silverman Program.

Robert Kelly

Hear why Robert Kelly thinks that wearing only socks - and nothing else - to bed is a real turn-on. Later, he explains why he punches butter when he's angry and reveals how he gauges his own weight gain in this half-hour stand-up special.

Billy Gardell

Shaun Majumder