The Ren & Stimpy Show Season 3, Episode 14: Hard Times for Haggis

1

To Salve and Salve Not!

A salesman keeps bugging Stimpy to buy a new product, Salve. Ren gets very annoyed and tries to get him out of his house, but when he finally needs it, Stimpy buys all the cans of Salve.

11 min

2

A Yard Too Far

Ren and Stimpy try to get food from a house (Yogi Bear-style) with a baboon guarding it.

11 min

3

Circus Midgets

Ren & Stimpy have been hitch hiking for three years. They finally get a ride... from crazed circus midgets who kidnap various people, because they are in desperate need of an audience.

11 min

4

No Pants Today

After Stimpy gets out of the shower, he finds that there is not a pair of pants in the house. Ignoring Ren, who tells him that clothes are for humans, and that he doesn't need pants, he tries multiple times to find a pair of pants, without much luck. He is shunned by the outside world because he is nude. He eventually gets lost in the forest, cold, naked, and embarrassed.

10 min

5

Son of Stimpy

Stimpy squeezes, and a stench is born. Ren thinks it's just a stinky fantasy, but when Stinky floats away, Stimpy abandons his friend to search through rain and snow and dark of night. It'll take a Christmas miracle for Stinky to return to his warm, snugly home!

22 min

6

Ren's Pecs

Beach-hound Ren is busy strutting his stuff for the babes of summer when a huge hairy bully kicks sand in his face.

11 min

7

An Abe Divided

Ren and Stimpy volunteer to take care of the Lincoln Memorial, until they break the head of the monument.

11 min

8

Stimpy's Cartoon Show

Stimpy is making a cartoon when Ren appears and tries to persuade Stimpy that cartoons aren't good for the brain. When Stimpy discovers that Ren is bad for drawing he makes him producer of the cartoon. Ren takes over the credits of the cartoon and Stimpy works in a slavering way until the cartoon is finished and are invited to show the cartoon to Wilbur Cobb, "the godfather of animation".

20 min

9

Jimminy Lummox

Stimpy walks in on Ren while he tortures an ant. After concluding that Ren has no conscience, Stimpy lets Ren borrow his concience, played by guitar player Jiminy Lummox.

11 min

10

Bass Masters

Ren & Stimpy are the hosts of a popular fishing show. They set out on a mission to catch the legendary foul mouth Bass, Albert, and Wilbur Cobb escapes from prison to come along with them.

11 min

11

Road Apples

Ren & Stimpy pose as roadkill so they can get a ride to the desert.

11 min

12

Ren's Retirement

Ren's feeling fine on his 10th birthday until Stimpy reminds him that he's 70 years old in "dog years". Ren prepares for death with a will, a fake funeral, and the search for the perfect coffin.

16 min

13

Jerry the Bellybutton Elf

Stimpy's playing with his belly button until he gets inside of it and meets an elf named Jerry.

11 min

14

Hard Times for Haggis

Haggis MacHaggis is the host of a popular kids show - that is, until Ren and Stimpy hits the air.

20 min

15

Eat my cookies

Desperate to join the Barrette Beret Girls, Ren and Stimpy have to prove themselves to the burly babes.

11 min

16

Ren's Bitter Half

Stimpy creates a cloning liquid in his lab, and it falls into Ren's hands.

11 min

17

Lair of the Lummox

As hosts of their favorite TV show, Untamed World, Ren & Stimpy become voyeurs in the wild.

16 min