Squidbillies Season 3, Episode 12: Tuscaloosa Dumpling

1

Webnecks

Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

11 min

2

Beast Implants

Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.

11 min

3

Tween Steam

Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.

11 min

4

Wing Nut

After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.

11 min

5

Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"

Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.

11 min

6

Earth Worst

After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.

11 min

7

The Good One

Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.

11 min

8

Sharif

Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.

11 min

9

Condition: Demolition!

Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.

11 min

10

The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma

After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.

11 min

11

The Unbearable Heatness of Fire

After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.

11 min

12

Tuscaloosa Dumpling

Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.

11 min

13

Armageddon It On!

The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.

11 min

14

Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

11 min

15

Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

11 min

16

An Officer and a Dental Dam

After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.

11 min

17

The Okaleechee Dam Jam

When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.

11 min

18

Pile M for Murder

Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.

11 min

19

Mud Days and Cornfused

During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.

11 min

20

Krystal, Light

Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.

11 min