Jake and Amir Season 1, Episode 298: Vending Machine

1

Quick Characters

2

30-Second Debate

3

Beerd

4

Trust Fall

5

Kite

6

Tattoo

7

Battleship

8

Practical Joke

9

Beer

10

Sunglasses

11

Weapons

12

Screen Name

13

High Five

14

IQ Test

15

Dinner

16

Editing

17

Song

18

Proverbs

19

Ace

20

Cookies

21

iPhone

22

Twas a Dream

23

Smoking

24

Vacation

25

Vacation Part 2

26

Website Ideas

27

Sleepy

28

Canada

29

Broken

30

Singing

31

Mom

32

Video Letter to Mom

33

Performance Evaluation

34

Lunchtime

35

Math

36

Hang Up

37

Labor Day

38

Blood Brothers

39

Desktop Prank

40

Shred

41

Long Distance

42

Ticklish

43

Shampoo

44

Gross Websites

45

Keep Away

46

Bowling for Soup

47

Burp

48

Britney

49

Photographs

50

Wallet

51

Make Believe

52

Jacket

53

Bubble Wrap

54

New Computer

55

Advice

56

Away Message

57

You're It!

58

T-Shirt

59

Office Tour

60

Rollercoaster (of love. (no it's not))

61

Costume

62

Making Fun

63

Restaurant

64

Guitar Hero

65

Thanksgiving

66

Test Results

67

Bathroom (Unreleased)

68

Brownies

69

Lyrics

70

Bless You

71

Jake

72

My Boy

73

Gifts

74

Jake and Amir on Yahoo's The 9

75

Christmas

76

New Years Resolution

77

Phone Call

78

Ace and Jocelyn Episode 1

79

High School Friend

80

Drugs. No They're Not.

81

Lunch Meeting

82

Office Fantasy

83

Amir's Birthday

84

Going Home

85

Dinner Date

86

Six Flags

87

New Website

88

Hop To It

89

Florida

90

Florida Pt. II (Plane Ride)

91

Florida Pt. III (Sun Tan)

92

Florida Pt. IV (Puzzle)

93

Chips

94

Jake's Computer

95

Sandwich

96

Sleeping Pills

97

Jake's Haircut

98

Ace and Jocelyn Episode 2

99

Movie Debate

100

March Madness

101

Good Cop, Bad Cop

102

Photobooth

103

Pictionary

104

Bomb Threat

105

April Fools

106

April Fools II

107

Nerd

108

Online Joke

109

Ace and Jocelyn Episode 3

110

Nutrition

111

Who's the Boss?

112

Lasik

113

Bathroom

114

Vinny

115

Date

116

Date Part II

117

Ace and Jocelyn Episode 4

118

New Apartment

119

Truth or Dare

120

Pick Up

121

Basketball Game

122

Instant Messages

123

Ex-Girlfriend

124

Shopping

125

Wingman

126

Crazy

127

Elevator

128

Code

129

Park

130

Ace and Jocelyn Episode 5

131

Baseball

132

Scissors

133

Rosie

134

Fourth of July

135

Cup Trick

136

Dad

137

Hallie Part I

138

Hallie Part II

139

Hallie Part III

140

Hallie Part IV - Ace and Jocelyn Episode 6

141

Jake's Birthday

142

Jake's Birthday Part 2

143

Jake's Birthday Part 3

144

Script Notes

145

Micah

146

Nantucket

147

DVD

148

DVD Part 2

149

DVD Part 3

150

Headache

151

New Website Design

152

Secretary

153

Book

154

Jake is Sick

155

Friend Quiz

156

BFF

157

Screen Name 2

158

Impersonation

159

Church

160

Box

161

Election

162

Ballgame

163

Ace and Jocelyn - Episode 7: Space Twins!

164

I.M's

165

Zombie

166

My Super Not Chill Ghost Roommate Ep. 1

167

My Super Not Chill Ghost Roommate Ep. 2

168

Vote!

169

Dinner Tonight

170

Files

171

Monopoly

172

Dating Service

173

Question

174

Internship

175

Workshop

176

Twitter

177

Economic Crisis

178

Webby PSA

179

Interpreters

180

Interpreters 2 (Cheer Up)

181

Interpreters 3 (For the Wind)

182

Interpreters 4 (In Da Club)

183

Happy Holidays

184

That 70's Episode

185

Rapping

186

Locked Out

187

Tissue

188

Cousin

189

Scared

190

New Girlfriend

191

Glasses

192

Voice

193

Keys

194

Sick Day

195

Behind the Scenes of the CollegeHumor Show

196

Behind the Scenes of the CollegeHumor Show Pt. 2

197

Sick Day Pt. 2

198

Sick Day Pt. 3 (Goodbye)

199

New Guy

200

New Office

201

Mike and Amanda

202

Jake and Amir Interview the Lonely Island

203

Realizations

204

Ultimatum

205

Decision

206

Ground Rules

207

Restricted

208

March Madness Pt. 2

209

Opinions

210

Engaged

211

VideoGames

212

Master Cleanse

213

Sneaky

214

Gallon Challenge

215

Brother Part 1

216

Brother Part 2

217

Brother Part 3

218

Brother Part 4

219

Community Service

220

Fashion Tips

221

Swine Flu

222

Settlers of Catan

223

Making the Band. Perform.

224

Snack Attack

225

Quitting

226

Coma

227

Understudy

228

Email

229

Dating Coach

230

Dating Coach Pt. 2

231

Text Messages

232

Silent Treatment

233

Coupon

234

Last Night (The Prequel)

235

eBay

236

Godfather

237

Half Birthday

238

Wardrobe

239

Taste Test

240

Disease

241

Girl Advice

242

Wake Up

243

Magic Trick

244

Reading

245

Party Planning

246

Stuck

247

Storm

248

Las Vegas

249

Blackjack

250

2 Months 2 Million Interview

251

Dare

252

On the Phone

253

Real World Audition

254

Game Show Host

255

Let Me In

256

Sarcasm

257

Crush It!

258

Hilary

259

Thai Menu

260

Heavy Lifting

261

Hebrew

262

Bozo

263

Tampon

264

Eighty Cents

265

Crossword Puzzle

266

Pie

267

Julia Nunes

268

Oh Sheesh Y'all

269

Puppet

270

50,000 Facebook Fans Thank You Video

271

Puppet Part 2

272

Fiesta Movement Presents J&A Road Trip 1

273

Fiesta Movement Presents J&A Road Trip 2

274

Guitar Shopping

275

Fiesta Movement Presents J&A Road Trip 3

276

Fiesta Movement Presents J&A Road Trip 4

277

Health Insurance

278

Fiesta Movement Presents J&A Road Trip 5

279

Roulette

280

Love Letter

281

Miami

282

Miami Part 2 (Driving)

283

Miami Part 3 (Bang Bus)

284

Miami Part 4 (The Crash)

285

Miami Part 5 (Bang Bros HQ)

286

Miami Part 6 (The Porno)

287

Winter Coat

288

Drawer

289

Set Up

290

Camera

291

Toilet

292

Couples Therapist

293

Couples Therapist 2

294

Santa

295

Water

296

Amir's Haircut

297

Resolutions

298

Vending Machine

299

Dave

300

Dave Pt. 2

301

Moving

302

Moving Part 2

303

New Office

304

New Office Pt. 2

305

Football Game

306

Chris Cooley

307

Thanks for Donating

308

Video Brainstorm

309

Blowing Up

310

Video Chat

311

Thighs

312

Commute

313

Chat Roulette

314

Couch

315

Sickly

316

Come Again

317

For The Wolf

318

Snowstorm

319

March Madness Pt. 3

320

Yoga

321

Jordan

322

Cousins

323

April Fool

324

75,000 Facebook Fans Thank You Video

325

iPad

326

Moment of Silence

327

Explanation

328

Taxes

329

Private Eye Pt. 1

330

Private Eye Pt. 2

331

Push-Up Contest

332

Time Saver

333

Consoling

334

Mother's Day

335

Embarassed

336

Break a Leg

337

Cereal

338

Rubik's Cube

339

Oil Spill

340

Cincinatti

341

Treats

342

Teasing

343

Rubik's Cube Pt. 2

344

World Cup

345

Office Painter

346

Office Painter Pt. 2

347

Letter

348

Crabs

349

Emails

350

Aunt

351

Muffin

352

Baby

353

100,000 Facebook Fans Thank You Video

354

Freaky Friday

355

Record Breaker

356

Typewriter

357

Job

358

Girlfriend

359

Girlfriend Pt. 2 (Aragorn)

360

Girlfriend Pt. 3 (Kite)

361

Girlfriend Pt. 4 (Love)

362

Girlfriend Pt. 5 (Cookies)

363

Girlfriend Pt. 6 (Flowers)

364

Girlfriend Pt. 7 (The Decision)

365

Girlfriend Pt. 8 (Funeral)

366

Icing

367

Jake's Twitter

368

For the Wolf Shirt

369

Mouse Trap

370

Mirror Image

371

Resume

372

Voicemail

373

Mickey

374

Mugging

375

Evicted

376

Angry Birds

377

Loud Movie

378

Micah's Facebook

379

Breakfast

380

Lunch

381

Studio Audience

382

Niece

383

Ping Pong

384

Trick or Treat

385

Staycation

386

Staycation Pt. 2

387

Movie Pitches

388

Toilet Paper

389

Tickets

390

Bathroom Break

391

Candy

392

Auto Tune the News

393

Celebration

394

Rock, Paper, Scissors

395

Bake Sale

396

Wikileaks

397

Darren

398

Jake's Cousin

399

Toy Drive

400

Kitchen

401

Mime

402

Ransom

403

Profile Pic

404

150,000 Facebook Fans Thank You Video

405

Suggestion Box

406

Suggestion Box Pt. 2

407

Birthday Present

408

YouTube

409

Vegan

410

Vest

411

Rick Fox

412

Beeper

413

Bucket List

414

Soda

415

New Voice

416

Triathalon

417

Hygiene

418

Oscar Pool

419

Oscar Pool Pt. 2

420

Rap Teacher

421

Last Night

422

I.O.U.

423

March Madness Pt. 4

424

The Music Box

425

H.R. Guy

426

H.R. Guy Pt. 2

427

Powder

428

Tutors

429

Videos

430

Set Me Up

431

LOLaid Japan

432

Rick Fox 2

433

High School

434

Business Ideas

435

Fedora

436

Fashion Blog

437

Knives

438

Facebook Privacy

439

Doobs

440

Boot Camp

441

Karate

442

Journal

443

Cereal Thief

444

Snakebite

445

Mark and Karen

446

Prom

447

The Moment

448

Jake's New Shirt

449

Screenplay

450

Choking

451

Ice Cream Break

452

200,000 Facebook Fans Thank You Video

453

Daughter

454

Gym

455

Favor

456

Grandma

457

Carbs

458

Girlfriend Pt. 2 (Graveyard)

459

Osama

460

Headset

461

Business Card

462

Shaving

463

Translator

464

Hot Box

465

Jake's Gift

466

Barbershop Quartet

467

Braces

468

Brown Teepee

469

High School Play

470

Talent Show

471

Cologne

472

Cereal Pt. 2

473

Deals

474

Diseases

475

Suitcase

476

Scrapbook

477

Notified

478

Trouble

479

Economic Crisis 2

480

Nuggets

481

Important Meeting

482

Hospital

483

Rap Teacher 2

484

Blender

485

Fired Commercial

486

Rick Fox 3

487

Charity

488

Earrings

489

Halloween Costumes

490

Are We Okay?

491

Coffee Shop

492

Rosie's Appointment

493

The Bet

494

Ace and Jocelyn Shirt

495

Doobs Pt. 2

496

Thanksgiving Feast

497

Would You Rather?

498

FIAT Roadtrip

499

Driving Home

500

Cheryl

501

FIAT Roadtrip 2

502

Texting

503

Parkour

504

Album

505

Secret Santa

506

Secret Santa Part 2

507

Soup Kitchen

508

Facebook Redesign

509

Break

510

Brownie

511

Wise

512

Laundry

513

Los Angeles

514

Airplane

515

Itinerary

516

Jacuzzi

517

Mountain Hiker Part 1

518

Mountain Hiker Part 2

519

Traffic

520

Toothbrush

521

Valentine's Day

522

Tipping

523

New Shirt

524

Bagels

525

Chin Strap Beard

526

Club

527

March Madness Pt. 5

528

Kobayashi

529

Thoughts

530

Survey

531

Rap Teacher Part 3

532

Chugging

533

Waitress

534

Normal Conversation

535

Blood Donation

536

Trust Fall 2

537

Table Read

538

Food Poisoning

539

I.T. Guy

540

Reddit

541

Interrogator Part 1

542

Interrogator Part 2

543

Hookah

544

App Ideas

545

Muscle Tee

546

Seminar

547

Olympics

548

Internship Interviews

549

Real Estate

550

Cheryl: Part 2

551

Double Date

552

Double Date: Part 2

553

Double Date: Part 3

554

Double Date: Part 4

555

Opposite Day

556

Date Ideas

557

Ice Breakers

558

Milk Man: Part 1

559

Milk Man: Part 2

560

Sandwich Email

561

Costume Party

562

Hurricane Charity

563

Sunday Football

564

Vote Part 2

565

Doobs Pt. 3

566

Split Pea Soup

567

Corduroy Pants

568

Dog

569

Homeland

570

Butt Chugging

571

Poker

572

Ace and Jocelyn Episode 9

573

30th Birthday

574

Dinner Joke

575

Work Out Clothes

576

Girls

577

One Almond

578

CEO

579

Movie Date

580

Movie Date 2

581

March Madness Pt. 6

582

Baby Bjorn

583

Fur

584

Gay Marriage

585

Rolex

586

Tiny Wings

587

Meeting Invitation

588

Instagram

589

Rick Fox 4 with Eliza Dushku

590

Amir's Dream

591

iPhone Case

592

Vandalism

593

Get Rick Quick Schemes

594

Lunch Conversation

595

Citizen's Arrest

596

4th of July Scroll

597

Password

598

Swag

599

Rick Roll

600

Bus

601

Shia

602

Frat

603

Airline Scam

604

Talent Show Part 2

605

Lights Out

606

Hotel Room

607

Audition

608

Reddit Part 2

609

Nose Job

610

Lottery

611

Couch For Sale

612

Halloween Costumes Pt. 2

613

Tongue

614

Pizza

615

Breakfast Date

616

Bread

617

Thanksgiving Scroll

618

Amnesia

619

Dating Apps

620

Relocation

621

Last Day

622

Road Trip Part 1 (New Jersey)

623

Road Trip Part 2 (New Orleans)

624

Road Trip Part 3 (Texas)

625

Road Trip Part 4 (New Mexico)

626

Road Trip Part 5 (Grand Canyon)

627

Road Trip Part 6 (Las Vegas)

628

Road Trip Part 7 (The End)

629

Printer

630

Bitcoin

631

March Madness Pt. 7

632

Bieber Fever

633

April Fools Soup

634

Real Estate Agent Part 1 (with Ben Schwartz)

635

Real Estate Agent Part 2

636

Poster Ideas

637

Driving Lesson

638

Gardening

639

Table Read 2

640

Hoops

641

Tinder

642

Personality Quiz

643

DJ Business

644

NY vs LA

645

Game Ideas

646

Vacation Scroll

647

World Cup 2

648

Celebrity Date

649

Horoscopes

650

Gum

651

Birfday

652

Credit Card

653

Standing Desk

654

Headshots

655

Ice Bucket Challenge

656

Grill

657

Online Shopping

658

Copier

659

Feminist

660

iPhone 6

661

Song of You

662

Laundry Day

663

Costumes Part 3

664

Date Night

665

Stock Market

666

Full Body Cast

667

Day After Thanksgiving

668

Ebola

669

Serial

670

Painting Ideas

671

Fish Scroll

672

Compost

673

Finale Part 1: The Idea

674

Finale Part 2: Ben Schwartz

675

Finale Part 3: Ben Schwartz 2

676

Finale Part 4: Power Lunch

677

Finale Part 5: The Auditions

678

Finale Part 6: The Shoot

679

Finale Part 7: Limo

680

The Last Jake and Amir Episode Ever

681

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