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Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2, Episode 58: Savings and Clone, Dark Tip and Search Sperts
Tonight we talk about cloning animals. Now, do you think that a cloned animal would act exactly like the original? Or do you think that the experiences that the young animal had in it's formative years would determine its behavior? To test the theory, the 'Unscrewed' labs has been raising and cloning Border Collies. Some we treat well, some we treat not so well. So far the results are inconclusive, but our scientist have lost several fingers. Maybe tonight's guests will be able to shed some light on what we are doing wrong. Watch Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2, Episode 58 Savings and Clone, Dark Tip and Search Sperts in HD free online. Enjoy high-quality streaming of Unscrewed with Martin Sargent Season 2, Episode 58 and share your thoughts in the comments below!
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A Digital Music Pioneer, Search Sperts and a Baboon Expert
Tonight's show is so enchanting, if it were a woman in a bar, I'd buy it a drink, with the the hope that later, when it was drunker, I might be able to bang it... Digital music pioneer and garageband.com creator Jerry Harrison is here. Plus another SearchSperts game and a baboon expert.
30 min
A Magician Makes Marty Weak and a Teen Taxidermist
Tonight's show is so good, once you see it, everything else in your life will seem a little pale; a little shopworn. We have a magician who will cast a spell that will render Martin unable to lift his 100-pound partner. Plus, Teen Taxidermist Amy Ritchey invites us into her animal stuffing laboratory.
30 min
A Highly Successful 70-year-old Pothead and Favorite Last Meals on Death Row
Tonight's show is gonna take a big bite out of your mind, and it's gonna feel so good! We're burning one with a guy in his 70's who says he's lived a highly successful life, despite being a total pothead. Have you ever thought about what your last meal would be if you chose a life of crime, got caught and were about to meet your maker on death row? DeadManEating.com has a list.
30 min
Ghost Site Hunters and Search Sperts
Tonight's show is so lovingly-rendered, so precise, so detailed, it belongs in a museum commemorating television beauty. People, we are gonna chase down some internet phantoms with internet ghost site hunter Steve Baldwin. Plus, our little vixens are playing Search Sperts and the winner bares all.
30 min
The Strange Phenomenon of Animal Mutilation; Exploding Cigarette Butts
Documentarian Linda Moulton Howe is here to talk about Who or What is behind the strange and often unreported phenomenon of animal mutilation. And Joey the Intern gets back at smokers with exploding cigarette butts. Plus, play live-action Pac Manhattan.
30 min
A Woman Who Speaks with Nostradamus; A Master Light Channeler
We've got a little channeling theme going on tonight. First, we talk to a woman who speaks with Nostradamus to predict the future. Then, we chat with Reverend Fred, a master light channeler, who speaks to a being from the Seventh Dimension for peace.
30 min
Alex Chiu's Miraculous Invention and the Greatest Pong Player Who Ever Lived
Inventor of the Immortality Rings Alex Chiu is going to be here to unveil his latest miraculous invention for the first time on television. Plus, our exclusive interview with Rory McTavish, the greatest Pong player who ever lived. And, catch another installment of Laura's Blog.
30 min
The Gang Moves to L.A. and hosts a Cuddle Party; Inventor Fred Bell
Martin, Laura and the ""Unscrewed"" Gang leave San Francisco for swank new digs in L.A. Cuddle Party organizers Reid Mihalko and Marcia Baczynski share a world where adults get together and explore affectionate touch and communication without it becoming sexualized. No, for reals. And Inventor Fred Bell stops by to chat about this friendships with Space Aliens. Plus, Joey the Intern teaches you to spoof Caller ID names to convince gullible inventors that you're a space alien.
30 min
Mary Carey, IHOP TV-athon, and Marty leads a sexual harassment training
Esteemed politician and ""Boobsville for Sorority Girls"" star Mary Carey decries the US Army's subsidy of breast enhancement for new recruits. Two kids explain why they broke a TV-watching record at IHOP. And Marty leads a sexual harassment training.
30 min
A Cult Deprogrammer Helps Marty; a Garbage Artist; Laura Tries to Jump-Start Her Hollywood Career
Cult deprogrammer Rick Ross helps Martin confront his fear of Lutherans. Conceptual artist Justin Gignac serves garbage under glass. And Laura tries to jump-start her Hollywood career.
30 min
The Joys of Anatomically Correct Dolls; Gary Coleman Answers Viewer Questions
Joe Matte exposes the joys of anatomical correctness with real dolls. The Yellow Bamboo Qi Gung Crew uses universal forces to injure innocent bystanders. Gary Coleman answers viewer questions and barely contains his hatred of humanity.
30 min
Apocalyptic Predictions, William Shatner's Celebrity Paintball and Search Sperts
Philip Hoag shares his apocalyptic predictions. William Shatner, Jaimie Farr and countless other luminaries compete in Celebrity Paintball. Sexy vixens battle it out in a thrilling game of Search Sperts.
30 min
Singing Hotdog Man, Purple Plates, Gopher Slaughtering and Girls Gone Wired
Singing hotdog man Charlie Marcuse kills us softly with his song... and nitrates. Corrine de Winter believes something highly unlikely about Purple Plates. Ed Meyer teaches us more efficient ways of slaughtering gophers. Our Girl Gone Wired enjoys nudity and sex.
30 min
Aliens and Politics, Gopher Slaughtering, Girls Gone Wired
Dr. Michael Salla discusses the political implications of the extraterrestrial presence, Joey the Intern tries out The Rodenator, a high-tech gopher eliminator, and Girls Gone Wired.
30 min
College kids hit each other with phone books and Sexpert Ava Cadell on sex muscles
Privileged college teens who love hitting each other with phone books. Dr. Ava Cadell provides her sexpert opinion on developing sexual muscles. Plus, a UFO Expo!
30 min
Predicting the next big earthquake, Human Cloning, Laura's Blog and Search Sperts
Geologist Jim Berkland predicts the next big quake. Sexy Lindsey steps up to the Search Sperting cage.
30 min
Goat-sucking Chupacabra, Obesity Myths and Girls Gone Wired
Martin goes in search of the goat-sucking Chupacabra. A law professor bursts the pants open on the obesity myth. Girl Gone Wired Sarah Bowers makes America's teeth sweat.
30 min
Dairy Art, Champion Air-Guitarists
Butter lady Norma Lyon turns dairy products into art. Martin hangs out with Champion Air-Guitarists.
30 min
Animal Telepathy, Colon Cleansing and Girls Gone Wired
Animal Telepath Raphaela Pope looks into the souls of gerbils and ferrets. Shalom Volchock gives our colons a nice thorough cleanings. Plus, a naked woman, without any clothes!
30 min
Mind-reading, SearchSperts and Chatspiens interpreting fetish sites
Camwhores compete in a thrilling round of SearchSperts. Dr. Louis Turi uses the stars to read our minds. Our Chatspiens interpret fetish website monologues.
30 min
Handwriting analysis, Painting with Breasts, Conspiracies and the Presidential Election
Graphologist Cynthia Norris solves a murder through handwriting analysis. Erotic artist Marcie Briquette paints with her boobs. Documentary filmmaker and founder of The Free World Alliance Anthony J. Hilder presents some cutting-edge political views to help us sort our who we should vote for in the Presidential election. And, Martin takes a viewer call.
30 min
Pope Michael, Crop Circles, and Marty's Jazz Dance
Martin chats with the true heir to the crown of St. Peter, Pope Michael. Linda Howe shares the latest evidence on crop circles in the U.S. Marty explores the magical world of jazz dance.
30 min
The End of the World, Tech Questions, SearchSperts and Marty's old school chums
Author Rob Gelbsan asserts the end of the world is night, but non in the crazy-dude-on-the-sidewalk way. Marty fields tech calls from the audience, since Leo Laporte is too busy clubbing baby seals. Marty looks up old buddies on Classmates.com. And an exciting round of SearchSperts.
30 min
Alien implants, Kick-ass karate, Girls Gone Wired
Marty chats with Dr. Roger Lier, an established medical doctor who removes alien implants from his patients. Plus, kick-ass karate and bitches get freaky on Girls Gone Wired.
30 min
Communicating with the Universe and Ghost Hunting
Paul Forte communicates with the Universe. Martin and Laura chat with Ghost Hunters David Oester and Sharon Gill.
30 min
The Magic of Handwriting Analysis, Back-Hair Removal and Girls Gone Wired
Graphologist Cynthia Norris solves a murder through handwriting analysis. Inventor Patrick Alphonso teaches Joey how to shave back hair. And Girl Gone Wired ""The Tall Goddess.""
30 min
Trekkies director Roger Nygard and SearchSperts
Martin interview ""Trekkies"" director Roger Nygard. Ladies remove their clothing for another thrilling round of SearchSperts. Marty plays with himself.
30 min
Alien Prophecies, Sammy's Tech Tips, Girls Gone Wired
Michael Horn tells ""the most important story in all human history""-- proof beyond a reasonable doubt of extraterrestrial contact. Sammy 4 U internet porn goddess offers the latest in technology news. Girl Gone Wired Ginger Jolie.
30 min
John Gray's sex secrets for gamers, Dark Tips, Girls Gone Wired
""Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus"" author John Gray shares the secrets of how to get gamers laid. Joey the Intern offers Dark Tips on how to pick a lock with a pen. And Girl Gone Wired Linda O'Neil.
30 min
GTA Day, Junkyard Mega-Wars Bobbie Sue Luther, and Girls Gone Wired
Marty loses touch with morality after playing too much GTA. Bobbie Sue Luther, host of Junkyard Mega-Wars, talks about her love of cars. Plus, we chat with the star of Grand Theft Auto 3... that guy with the glasses. And, on Girls Gone Wired: The Girls of GTA.
30 min
Alexandra Robbins on Skull & Bones Society, Playing with Yourself and SearchSperts
Alexandra Robbins, New York Times bestselling author of Secrets of the Tomb, on Yale's secret society Skull & Bones. Plus Playing with Yourself and SearchSperts.
30 min
Dr. Clio Cresswell on mathematics and sex, BitterWaitress.com, Girls Gone Wired, and Dark Tips
Dr. Clio Cresswell shares they mysterious connection between mathematics and sex. Chris Fehlinger exposes those who are both famous and famously cheap bastards with BitterWaitress.com. And Kevin Rose offers up some Dark Tips-- including how to make a Snoopy Snow Cone Machine into a Margarita Maker. Plus, GGW Veronika Zemanova struts her stuff.
30 min
How to tickle his pickle, youhavebadtasteinmusic.com, and Playing With Yourself
Sadie Allison shows us how to 'tickle his pickle.' Eman Laerton, webmaster and head provocateur of YouHaveBadTasteInMusic.com, a site whose sole mission is to get people to stop listening to bad music. Plus, Playing With Yourself.
30 min
Reptoids.com, Sex Election Sites, and Girls Gone Wired
Reptoids.com Cryptozoologist John Rhodes has an alien theory that sounds a lot like the movie 'V.' Plus, Devirginizemarc.com and an exploration of Sex Election Websites. And, Girl Gone Wired Trigere Regine.
30 min
MarryBlaire.com, the Hidden Agendas in Corporate Logos, & Tech Around the Globe
Blaire Allison of MarryBlaire.com searches for a perfect husband by speed dating the Unscrewed audience. Michael Tsarion of taroscope.com tells us about what corporate logos really man. Plus, Tech Around the Globe.
30 min
TheSmokingGun.com; Joey the Intern's Who's Laughing Now; Girls Gone Wired
Martin talks to TheSmokingGun.com webmaster Andrew Goldberg about the damage Lenny Kravitz can do with a toilet. Joey the Intern shows us how to get back at a landlord after getting locked out in another edition of Who's Laughing Now. Our Girl Gone Wired, Karen Cogz, loves to wear bikinis.
30 min
A Tribute to Halo, The Creators of Red vs Blue, and the Covenant Elite Guard
Unscrewed has a very special tribute to Halo. The creators of Red vs. Blue are turning games into film. Marty chats with one of the Covenant Elite Guard. Plus, Girl Gone Wired Celeste Von is hot.
30 min
The Orgasmatron, the World Champion of Rock, Paper, Scissors & Girls Gone Wired
Orgasms can be yours at the push of a button with the new Orgasmatron Implant. Marty interviews Lee Rammage, the World Champion of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Girl Gone Wired Karla Denise is very, very pretty.
30 min
The Jimi Hendrix of Ukelele; Barker Beauty Gabrielel Tuite; and Laura's Blog
The Jimi Hendrix of ukulele Jake Shimabbukuro shows us his ten-finger stroke. Barker Beauty Gabrielle Tuite gestures at things. Laura becomes a pop star in another edition of her blog.
30 min
Creepy magician Tom Cameron; the Internet that has vanished; Girls Gone Wired
We've got the one guy creepier than Half-Life's G-Man... creepy magic dude Tom Cameron is here to use his creepy magic powers to almost kill people. Martin remembers the internet that has vanished. Girl Gone Wired Elizabeth Kelly has notable secondary sexual characteristics.
30 min
BlackVault.com, Mysteries of Science, and Girls Gone Wired
From BlackVault.com, John Greenewald, Jr. Plus, Mysteries of Science and Girl Gone Wired Kristen Muranga.
30 min
Internet phenom Leslie Hall shares her gem sweaters, music and Beat Greets
First, earthfiles.com webmistress Linda Howe shares the latest paranormal news. Then, Internet phenom and gemsweater goddess Leslie Hall of gemsweater.com shares the beautiful vista that is the gem surface and joins us for a fabulous fashion show. She shares from her collection of over 400 gem sweaters and performs the wildly popular track from her album that made her the only unsigned artist to be featured on beatgreets.com.
30 min
The Last Show
30 min