Ed, Edd n Eddy Season 3, Episode 17: Rock-a-Bye Ed

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Wish You Were Ed

After losing a cul-de-sac race, Rolf mopes about how he is homesick and misses his old country. Eddy comes up with the scam of a lifetime. He pretends that Ed's shoe is a magic wishgiver. When Rolf asks to use it, Eddy declines until Rolf gives up some change. Rolf wishes to return to his home country, and the stench from Ed's shoe causes him to pass out. He wakes up in an old-world-style village created by the Eds. Edd's Encyclopedia of Old World Culture helped them to create a perfect replica. Eddy is satisfied, but Edd feels bad for Rolf and makes the Eds play along with their scam, so now they have to succumb to Rolf's odd culture. All goes well until a curious Jonny wrecks the whole thing.

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Momma's Little Ed

Eddy wants to get on with yet another summer day of scams, but Edd refuses to leave the house until he's done his chores. Eddy gets and idea and makes Ed forge some ridiculous sticky notes. Ed's a human Xerox machine, so Edd has no idea. Ed and Eddy spend the rest of the day watching Edd humiliate himself miserably. Edd begins to fear his parents, and decides to move in with Eddy. Eddy doesn't like it, but he has no choice against Edd's guilt routine, and now he's Edd's slave for life (until the next episode).

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3

Once Upon an Ed

Jonny and Plank are ready for bed, when suddenly he finds the Eds stuck in his bedroom wall. Jonny won't let them lose until they tell him how it happened, so they each give a piece of their story on how they escaped the wrath of the Kankers from their own skewed perspective. In the end, Jonny falls asleep before he pulls the Eds loose, and the Kankers show up to finish off the Eds.

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4

For Your Ed Only

A scam gone horribly, horribly wrong crash-lands the Eds in Sarah's bedroom. The Eds try to clean up the room before Sarah gets back, when Eddy uncovers her secret diary. Sarah chases after the Eds, while Ed and Edd try to persuade Eddy not to read the diary. In the end, the Eds and Jonny all get stuck together in a giant mess of ultra-powerful chewing gum.

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5

It Came From Outer Ed

Eddy and Edd come up with an idea to trick Ed for laughs. Eddy drags Ed from his room while he is reading his new comic, ""Evil Tim."" After this idea bombs, Ed thinks of an idea for a scam. Throughout the episode, they follow through Ed's scam, doing some senseless things. We find out, Ed's scam has nothing to do with taking everyone's cash, but is ideal for a curse.

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3 Squares and an Ed

Edd is showing Eddy his laundry chutes, bragging about how he laced them with silicon. Unimpressed Eddy questions Edd. After Edd explains how fast they get to the bottom, Eddy takes off down one without listening to Edd's safety precautions. In the basement, Eddy stumbles upon Edd's failed inventions. Again, ignoring Edd, Eddy finds himself helpless to one of the older ones, messing up his face. Edd finds this funny, sending Eddy chasing him to Ed's house. Guardsmen Jimmy and Sarah stand in front of Ed's window, informing Eddy and Edd on how Ed's been grounded. Distractions involving Jonny, give Edd and Eddy time to sneak Ed out of the house. Of course, they get caught, and all three of the Ed's are grounded.

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Dueling Eds

The Ed's have a scam for Jonny. No one can resist karate! This scam is a failure, but is soon dropped when everyone's attention is directed to Rolf's house. Rolf is modeling his sea cucumber suit for everyone, and offering them some for eating. Eddy shames ""the son of a shepherd"" once he takes one of the sea cucumber balls, and tosses it at a hole in the fence. Edd gives Eddy a potted plant to give to Rolf for forgiveness. Turns out, this plant is the ""potted plant of ridicule"" and Rolf and Eddy ensue in a duel.

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8

Dim Lit Ed

After an encounter with Jimmy, Jonny, Ed and Eddy, Edd has come to the conclusion that the whole cul - de - sac lacks good judgment. Edd gathers everyone together, and encourages their education with a scavenger hunt. Rolf yells out that the prize is a jawbreaker, and everyone gets so excited, that Edd doesn't have time to tell them what the prize really is. Once everyone finds out the prize isn't what they expected, they all turn against Edd. To no surprise, the Eds get back together, and go back to scams.

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9

Will Work for Ed

The Ed's stumble upon a 3 for 1 Jawbreaker sale. Just so happens, they are all ""flat broke."" Rolf is nailing papers to light posts, just as the Ed's find him. He is looking for a hired hand, and Ed takes on this task, hoping to earn some cash. The day goes on, Ed messing up, getting continuous pay deductions from Rolf. After Eddy has had enough of this, Edd and he take on to help Ed with the job of peeling potatoes. Of course, they mess up, but Rolf and Edd come up with an agreement.

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10

Ed, Ed and Away

The Eds come up with a plan to scam Kevin into a new ""Custom Hot Bike."" After Kevin finds out that it's just for looks, he promises he'll get the dorks. The Eds spot an abandoned balloon floating freely, as Edd yells about all his hard work. Ed and Eddy have plans to pop it, while Edd is sure to stop them. The chase goes on, the Eds hopelessly trying to get the balloon. After the second time they interrupt Sarah and Jimmy's ""flight,"" they declare revenge on the Eds, and easily capture the balloon. Eddy takes back the balloon, but sadly doesn't get to pop it himself. In the end, it was Kevin who is letting free the balloons.

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11

X Marks the Ed

Eddy discovers that he has a pimple, and Rolf might be able to make it go away.

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12

From Here to Ed

After a scam gone wrong, Eddy declares war on Kevin, much to Edd's disgust. Kevin insists he was completely uninvolved in the scam's failure.

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13

Boys Will Be Eds

Most of the boys develop a crush on Nazz, and follow her everywhere. They all try to win her over.

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14

Ed or Tails

Ed ordered a pack of two jawbreakers, and now Edd tries to share the jawbreakers between three people.

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15

Gimme, Gimme Never Ed

The Eds' spend the whole day making rides for Plank.

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16

My Fair Ed

Ed and Eddy are rummaging through Edd's groceries, Eddy pulls out some brocoli and Ed runs away scared destroying everything in his path. The kids are upset by this and tell Edd to set them straight or they'll twist his legs into a pretzel. He tries to reform them by ripping a bandaid of their head every time they fail. He believes it to have worked, the two go out and start to ""help people"" but are screwing everything up and turn out to be worse than before. The next day Edd is ashamed and wants his old friends back and Ed and Eddy reveal the were playing and that they fooled him, Edd takes some brocoli and begins to chase them for ""toying with his emotions.""

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17

Rock-a-Bye Ed

After Ed has a nightmare, he develops a phobia to Jonny.

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18

O-Ed Eleven

While going through his brother's old stuff, Eddy and his friends stumble upon a map to Eddy's brother's "secret stash" and decipher it, only to find it lies underneath the Kankers' trailer.

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19

The Luck of the Ed

Ed forgot where he hid Eddy's magazines, and they spend the day finding them. But he starts to think that Edd knows something that Eddy doesn't know.

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20

Ed, Pass it On

After Eddy's restaurant scam fails, Eddy decides to start a rumor about his big brother coming home that eventually gets out of hand.

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21

Brother, Can You Spare an Ed?

Sarah wants Ed to buy her fudge with her money, but Eddy has other ideas.

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22

The Day the Ed Stood Still

To attract customers to their arcade, Edd puts Ed in a monster costume. Now, Ed thinks he is a monster, and starts eating all of the kids.

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23

If It Smells Like an Ed

The Eds' are the ones being blamed for ruining friendship day, and they now must prove they did not.

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24

Don't Rain on My Ed

The Eds' are the ones being blamed for ruining friendship day, and they now must prove they did not.

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25

Once Bitten, Twice Ed

Eddy keeps tweaking a scam and tries to keep business running.

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