Four in a Bed Season 22, Episode 28: Portsonachan Hotel

The Mason Arms

30 min

Wards Hotel

The rival hoteliers arrive at Wards Hotel in Folkestone, where hosts Dill and Darsy have high expectations to meet after revealing their extensive industry experience on day one.

30 min

Queens Arms

The contestants stay at Queens Arms in Berkshire, where horse racing enthusiasts Ben and Freddie treat their rivals to an afternoon of riding at nearby Newbury racecourse - only for an uncomfortable night and cleanliness complaints to cause the scores to tumble at feedback time.

30 min

Midshires Way Campsite

The B&Bers embrace the great outdoors at Brendon and Vicky's Nottinghamshire campsite. The unique lodges are a big hit, which is more than can be said for the DIY breakfast.

30 min

Payment Day

It's payment day, and the hoteliers have scores of scores to settle before the scores are revealed and they find out which B&B has won a week featuring lost sleep and paltry payments.

30 min

The Star & Garter

The competition kicks off at the Star & Garter in Linlithgow, West Lothian, where guests have connectivity concerns as well as worries over the water supply in the morning.

30 min

Larch Green Lodges

Shona and John Mitchell host at Larch Green Lodges in Langbank. The guests are delighted by the sweeping views, but at breakfast time, a black pudding blunder leaves a lot to be desired.

30 min

Distant Hills Guest House

The B&Bers head for the Distant Hills Guest House in Spean Bridge, run by Dani and Cameron. The guests are blown away by the scenic views, but a dirty discovery leads to tears at feedback.

30 min

18 Craigmillar Park

The final visit takes the B&Bers to 18 Craigmillar Park in Edinburgh. The guests are impressed by host Craig's military precision, but feedback leaves him in quite a huff!

30 min

Payment Day

It's payment day and the B&Bers meet to discuss dirty remarks and filthy findings. After their differences are aired and discrepancies debated, the winner is announced.

30 min

The George Inn

The week kicks off at The George Inn in Barton-upon-Humber. Pete's hoping his cosy décor and quality cuisine will give him the edge, but the roadside location isn't up some guests' street.

30 min

Cross Farm Cottages

At Cross Farm Cottages in Holmfirth, Claire reckons she can pip her rivals to the post. But Pete and Alex get antsy about the Artex, while Malaya has a firm opinion about his mattress.

30 min

New Valron Hotel

At the New Valron Hotel in Blackpool, Malaya hopes that the seaside setting will blow his rivals out of the water. But a problem with the pipes sends the scores down the tubes...

30 min

The Spinney Homestay

The B&Bers visit The Spinney Homestay in Warwickshire, where Phil and Maria hope to impress with their swish sense of style. On a pedalo trip, the rivalry revs up with some raucous racing.

30 min

Payment Day

The B&Bers meet to settle some scores and find out who's won. Dirty discoveries and sleep issues are on the agenda, and one payment in particular leaves Phil and Maria out in the cold.

30 min

North Kingsfield Cottages

Helen and her daughter Lauren kick off the week at North Kingsfield Cottages in Fraisthorpe, Yorkshire. But the bathrooms are showered with criticism and the lack of mirrors reflects badly.

30 min

Crackin' View Guest House

At Crackin' View Guest House in Northumberland, Steve and Maria reckon their scenic vista will win. But at breakfast, the hosts drop a clanger with the bangers.

30 min

Domo Boutique Hotel

Ali and his pal Serge host the third visit, at the Domo Boutique Hotel in Birmingham. Helen's dazzled by the décor, but a caffeine conundrum means trouble is brewing...

30 min

The Crown Inn

At The Crown Inn in Norfolk, Lisa and Neil hope that their historic setting will bag them the B&B crown. But there are 'paneful' observations about the windows, plus a lorry-load of noise.

30 min

Payment Day

On the final day, the B&Bers discover how much they've been paid. Comments about curtains and off-colour feedback about bedding leave some hosts open-mouthed, before the winner is crowned.

30 min

Village Limits

The competition begins at Village Limits in Woodhall Spa, Lincolnshire, where David and Kim hope to impress with their stylish rooms. But there's a bothersome bathroom and some cheeky chat.

30 min

The Old Mill

Mother-and-daughter duo Zoe and Mea hope that their guests will lap up the luxury at The Old Mill in Yarm. But one pair think the extra cost for a deluxe room with a hot tub is a bit rich.

30 min

The Elan Hotel

At The Elan Hotel in Powys, Martin and Iris offer a no-frills approach and a banging breakfast. But the rooms lack the wow factor, and Spencer and Gavin aren't fans of going back to basics.

30 min

The Royal Oak

The final visit is to The Royal Oak Inn in Somerset, run by Spencer and Gavin. After talking a good game all week, the guests are shocked to find the standards to be rather... standard.

30 min

Payment Day

On payment day, the guests rifle through their feedback, from troubles over a breakfast hamper to dodgy décor decisions. But at the end of it all, which B&B will reign supreme?

30 min

The Trap Inn

Nyoami and Joe host first at The Trap Inn in Northumberland. The guests love the décor, and a boat trip to spot some puffins is a big hit. But their porridge is a real sticking point...

30 min

The Newholme Hotel

At The Newholme Hotel in Blackpool, Nigel and Damian offer budget prices with high-end touches. But a surprise in the loo and a slimy serving at breakfast cause serious concerns.

30 min

Lamlash Bay Hotel

The final visit of the week is to Lamlash Bay Hotel on the Isle of Arran. As former cabin crew, host Meg hopes her customer service will fly her to victory, but a follicle failure taints her feedback.

30 min

Payment Day

On the final day of the competition, the B&Bers rifle through the feedback, from a lavatory let-down to fiddled French toast, before the payments are revealed and the winner is announced

30 min

Sherbourne House

The first visit is to Sherbourne House in Norfolk. Pauline and Dave hope that their hospitality experience will give them the edge, but the rooms prove too hot for some guests to handle.

30 min

Holywell House

Musical theatre lovers Lez and Derek hope to dazzle their guests with a showstopping stay. But cutting comments about the glassware and some surprisingly low scores cause drama for the duo.

30 min

The Greyhound Hotel

The B&Bers visit The Greyhound Hotel in Cromford, Derbyshire. Tina and Danielle blow their guests away with the comfy beds, but a trickle of traffic leads to some rude awakenings.

30 min

The Royal Hotel

The final visit is to The Royal Hotel in Clacton-on-Sea, Essex. Vicki and Kara wow the guests with their boutique seafront hotel, but talk turns tense with accusations of foul play...

30 min

Payment Day

The B&Bers meet for the last time to settle some scores. There's beef about breakfast and tabletop troubles, and Derek discusses his slumber sorrows. Which B&B has won the week?

30 min

The Swan Inn

The first visit is to The Swan Inn in Midhurst, West Sussex, run by Digby Furneaux. A sunny breakfast leaves the guests satisfied, but Cleide feels rather exposed by the bathroom window.

30 min

Osterley Park Hotel

At Osterley Park Hotel in Isleworth, host Sunny Pharroda is joined by his colleague, Faraah Payenda. All the guests complain about a cleaning catastrophe and Digby makes an early check out.

30 min

Plover Cottage

Cleide Brook hosts at Plover Cottage in Huddersfield. The guests are amazed by the space, but Liz and Gary find more than they bargained for in their room, leading to some rude feedback.

30 min

The Forge Guest Rooms

The final visit is to The Forge Guest Rooms in Long Whatton, Leicestershire, run by Liz and Gary Scottorn. The guests love the lux, but Cleide questions eating breakfast beside a hot tub.

30 min