Sanjay and Craig Season 2, Episode 31: Conquistador

1

Boatin' Down the River

The children set off to find mysterious castaways that are stranded on an island shaped like a butt.

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2

Ghost Pool

The gang sets off to find a legendary pool in the forest with Belle babysitting to prove they are not babies.

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3

Shirts Off

Sanjay and Craig experience freedom when they are shirtless.

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4

Middle Shame

Craig helps Sanjay to reveal his goofy middle name.

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5

Dolled Up

Sanjay goes to great lengths to conceal that he and Craig were using Darlene's makeup kit.

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6

Space Race

Sanjay takes credit on Craig's invention and Craig goes to top him off with another invention.

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7

Barfy's Babies

Sanjay and Craig try to find something Barfy's new baby is good at.

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8

Butts Up

Sanjay meets a girl named Sam, and helps her win a "Butts Up" game against Noodman.

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9

Screamday

Craig loses his voice while screaming too much, so Sanjay, Megan, and Hector must get it back.

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10

Enter Sandman

The Dicksons invite Sanjay and Craig over, only to discover that their lives are totally different than their lives.

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11

Alien Craig

When Sanjay forgets to take out the garbage, a trip to the dump turns into a journey of galactic proportions.

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12

Googas

The kids are desperate to get the most popular toy in town, but their attempts are thwarted by the snobby Benji Warlin.

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13

Glory Hounds

The boys get Megan kicked out of her prestigious club for winners.

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14

Glad to Be Sad

Sanjay and Craig hear a sad song that makes them feel better.

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15

Remington Tufflips' Spooky Trailer Cartoons

Tufflips tells 5 Halloween stories in this episode. They are "Eye Scream", "Haus of Vings", "Haunted Milk", "Hook'd" and "Poultrygeist".

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16

TuffCon

Sanjay meets his favorite movie villain, but finds the actor to be devious in reality.

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17

Pet Parents

Sanjay and Craig find a way to hypnotize Darlene and Vijay.

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18

2 Tuff 2 Watch

The kids host an overnight Tufflips movie marathon in order to save a reptile refuge, but have trouble staying awake during it.

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19

Cuddle Buddy

Craig longs to be cuddled after seeing the other neighborhood pets receiving affection.

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20

Ting

The children try to imagine the purpose of a mysterious object.

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21

Fartwerk

Sanjay and Craig seek to create a symphony of farts, and one person holds the one they desperately need: Noodman.

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22

Rash Thrash

Sanjay finds out to be allergic to Craig, only to find out the cure is wing sauce.

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23

Fowl Work

Sanjay and Craig must keep Belle's after work partying a secret from Penny.

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24

Wild Buds

Sanjay and Craig make a bet about who can survive in the wild longer.

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25

Depants Tag

The town plays a game involving pantsing people for a grand prize.

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26

Chewhuahuas

Sanjay and his friends try to stop a small group of rabid Chihuahuas from following them.

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27

Space Invaders

Sanjay, Craig, and Megan try to stop Hector's close-talking tendencies.

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28

D.I.N.K.

Vijay gets a new high-tech car, much to Sanjay and Craig's dismay.

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29

Dangerous Debbie

A love-smitten Craig kidnaps an electric eel from the tank of a sushi restaurant.

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30

Romper Chomper

Megan loses her teeth in a bicycle accident and can't find them, becoming convinced someone has stolen them.

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31

Conquistador

Sanjay and Craig discover a statue of a golden conquistador in Darlene's old room, but soon discover it is haunted.

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32

Street Dogg

A rapper called Street Dogg moves next door to Sanjay and Craig to escape the stress of celebrity life. The duo later discovers that he was formerly in a rap duo with Tufflips. So the kids try to reunite them, but it all leads up to an epic rap battle.

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33

King of Kids

Sanjay and Craig meet a group of young children who idolize the duo.

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34

Ew De Hector

Hector sells his sweat as cologne.

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35

Snake Parts Unknown

Craig becomes obsessed over Anthony Gourmand, who hosts the TV show "Foodventurer." Sanjay and Craig find him at the Frycade, where he's looking for the "ultimate" food. They are convinced that they will find it in the town, so they eat the local cuisine. However, Anthony Gourmand thinks the "ultimate" food is Craig. Sanjay has to rescue Craig from being eaten.

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36

Flabyrinth

Sanjay and Craig win a visit to a local Tufflips Labyrinth, only to be betrayed by Android Jim.

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37

Serpentco

Sanjay and Craig find out that somebody is making bootleg DVDs of Tufflips' movies and go undercover with Tufflips find out who the culprit is.

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38

Chrome Dome

A billboard of a giant-headed lawyer gets blown by the wind. The boys set out to look for it with the help of the lawyer whom it belongs, while at the same time they try to tolerate his loud voice.

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