Danger Mouse Season 2, Episode 12: Quantum of Rudeness

Dark Dawn

Playtime is over as Danger Mouse battles an army of vengeful soft toys. Pink Dawn's henchman teddy bear Snuggles is on an angry rampage. He is zapping cuddly toys, bringing them to life as rage-filled criminals. He will annihilate anyone who refuses to be his friend. Danger Mouse spots the source of Snuggles power - Pink Dawn's tiara! When Penfold's beloved teddy, Bernard, rejects his owner to join Snuggles's new gang, Danger Mouse and the distraught Penfold rush to confront Dawn. They are shocked to discover that Dawn has ditched pink in favour of a super-powered goth darkness. Can DM reunite Dawn and Snuggles and put a stop to this rampage? Will Bernard ever return to the ever-loving Penfold?

11 min

The Admirable Penfold

The Baron and Penfold are stranded together on a desert island. In the skies above King Kong Brunel's desert island, the Mark IV and the Frog's Head Flyer are in a race to snatch Brunel's All Encompassing Remote Control - an incredible device that can 'switch off' anything it is aimed at.

11 min

Colonel Danger Mouse

When Colonel K disappears on a free holiday, Danger Mouse pulls rank and assumes the mantle of caretaker Colonel. However, the role is much less exciting than he anticipated, as world-saving missions make way for endless paperwork. Meanwhile, K's freebie spa retreat happens to be a diversion tactic in Greenback's latest plot to take over the world, with the Baron banking on the Danger Agency falling apart without its figurehead and the world descending into disarray.

11 min

Ernest Penfold and the Half-Price Wand

Penfold falls under the spell of Quark's latest money making scheme.

11 min

Squawkenbard Kingcluck Brunel

Professor Squawkencluck's body swap with King Kong Brunel has dire consequences

11 min

Live and Let Cry

Danger Mouse leads the Danger Babies astray

11 min

Lost Tempers in Space

DM teams up with Jeopardy Mouse and crash-lands on a desolate planet in space. The pair's inability to work together without bickering places them in great danger.

11 min

The Toad Who Would Be King

The Baron's true love threatens to bring DM to his knees

11 min

I Believe in Danger Mouse

A fanatical cult adopts Danger Mouse as their leader

11 min

Thanksgiving Sinner

Danger Mouse and Penfold get a taste of Thanksgiving when they join Jeopardy Mouse in America.

11 min

Big Trouble in Little Clowntown

The crimebusting rodent has some serious clowning around to do.

11 min

A Loo to a Kill

Danger Mouse's film-star status is threatened by a mass toilet uprising.

11 min

Roll of the Mice

Ian the Danger Fan traps Danger Mouse and Jeopardy in an interactive board-game.

11 min

Gold Flinger

Danger Mouse's addiction to challenges begins to threaten the world...

11 min

There's Something About Scarlett

Penfold scores a date with superstar Scarlett Johamster.

11 min

Groundmouse Day

Danger Mouse and Penfold must repeat the same day over and over to stop Duckula.

11 min

Dry Hard

A late night scary movie makes Penfold even extra jittery.

11 min

Day of the Derek

A geeky ancestor travels back in time to stop Danger Mouse from destroying the world.

11 min

Crumfan

Danger Mouse has his work cut out when Ian becomes Crumhorn's personal assistant.

11 min

Nero Come Home

Penfold is given the responsibility of babysitting the Baron's pet, Nero.

11 min

Dark Side of the Mouse

Danger Mouse teams up with his deadliest foes to take on Crumhorn. (Double-length episode).

22 min

The Scare Mouse Project

Colonel K spins a terrifying tale about the Headless Postman - an ancient and alarmingly scary apparition. When the haunting figure of the postman suddenly appears, petrified panic reigns supreme amongst the Danger Agents, until Squawkencluck reveals herself as the postman in disguise and that the whole scenario has been a company-mandated bravery test. By remaining characteristically unfazed throughout, Danger Mouse fails the exam, which puts his job at risk, as in Squawk's words 'being truly brave means being afraid of something and still taking it on'. The gang try to scare DM, but he's fearless... until he discovers that the Headless Postman lives!

11 min

Yule Only Watch Twice

It's a special festive episode of the Jimmy Camel Show: "The Danger Mouse Celebration Episode." Danger Mouse and Penfold are on the guest sofa, but Penfold is suspicious. Shouldn't they be doing something else right now? Jimmy shows them clips from previous episodes, focusing on DM's recklessness and Penfold's uselessness. Is Jimmy going to drive a wedge between them? It certainly seems that way...

22 min

Twysted Sister

When a teenage Squawk goes on the rampage, DM summons her Twistyverse counterpart to talk some sense into her. But he overlooks one vital thing - a twisty Squawk is an evil Squawk!

11 min

Grand Stressed Auto

Danger Mouse inherits the ancient but spritely MK3 car after the beloved MK4 gets jammed-up (literally). But Penfold is suspicious when the MK3 is determined to have DM all to himself.

11 min

Clash of the Odd-esy

Danger Mouse arrives in ancient Greece and befriends Zeus, who grants him godly powers.

11 min

Henemy of the State

Danger Mouse is left gadget-less when an unappreciated Squawk leaves the Danger Agency to work for tech genius Elon Muskrat.

11 min

For Your Insides Only

Penfold takes a trip inside Danger Mouse's body to save him from a deadly aversion to his own heroism.

11 min

A Fistful of Penfolds

The danger agents are at Squawk's super-secret Wild West testing facility, home to a society of Penbots, robots who have a rather familiar face. Squawk is sure she's improved upon Penfold and made the perfect robotic sidekick for Danger Mouse, Tenfold. But Tenfold malfunctions and transforms into the ruthless Meanfold, determined to destroy anyone who's not quite perfect.

11 min

Daylight Savings Crime

Danger Mouse and Penfold are celebrating another noisy victory, gleefully ringing Big Ben's bell when an over-excited Penfold falls, pushing the clock hand forward, causing the sun to go down prematurely. Unbeknownst to them a mysterious figure watches on from nearby noting the clock's incredible time-controlling powers. When DM realises that the day is being stolen and replaced with a silent night, he enlists the help of expert colleagues - the night shift! With Danger Moth and Danger Mole in tow the team track the quiet culprit. But a noisy Danger Mouse might just be outwitted by this stealthy saboteur.

11 min

The Law of Beverages

Baron Greenback brews a plot to steal every beverage on the planet, mix them all together, making an un-drinkable disgusting sludge. By depriving the population of their much-needed drinks break he'll cause worldwide exhaustion. Danger Mouse seems unfazed, but without his cherished tea Penfold wilts on their rescue mission. Can Danger Mouse thwart the Baron's thirsty plot?

11 min

Licence to Care

A mishap on a mission leaves Danger Mouse confused - why is Penfold not talking to him? It might be because today is Penfold's birthday and he hasn't remembered it again! Squawk sprays DM with her experimental empathy gas in the hope that he will find it easier to care about other people. The newly empathetic DM is a changed mouse! One who seems to think breaking the Baron out of prison is a great idea.

11 min

Force of Nature

Danger Mouse's over-reliance on gadgets prompts Colonel K to send his top agent on a tech-free nature retreat. Unbeknownst to Danger Mouse, Greenback has the same plans for his daughter, Delilah, whose social media obsession has also spiralled out of control. Back at HQ Penfold is tasked with protecting the entire world from the threat of super-villainy. Stripped off his gadgets, DM struggles to adapt to life in the wilderness and, when a talking pine cone called Conni begins to offer him survival tips, he begins to question his own sanity. Soon enough, Delilah catches wind of DM's presence and she plots to destroy him as a means of getting back into her Dad's good books.

11 min

No More Mr Ice Guy

The Snowman is hired as Danger Mouse's new sidekick, leaving Penfold without a job.

11 min

Bot Battles

There's relief all around when Penfold's pilfering of Squawk's gadgets and clandestine late night trips to shady warehouses turns out to preparation for his taking part in 'bot battles' - a fight club for homemade robots. Penfold hopes to enter his own creation, Geoff, into the competition but is sidelined by an overeager Danger Mouse and his own robot, the CRN 3000! When the CRN 3000 obliterates all challengers, DM's call for a worthy opponent is answered by Megahurtz. But Megahurtz may have a secret android army agenda...

11 min

Rodent Recall

Danger Mouse and Penfold are in a training simulation when one of DM's flying kicks damages the holodeck with catastrophic consequences. They wake to find they've been in a three-year dream, that they aren't secret agents and work in IT instead, and the Danger Agency has been a figment of their imaginations! Whilst Penfold and Squawk quickly settle into a life of menial office work, DM struggles to accept life as Dane G Mouse.

11 min

A Fear to Remember

Danger Mouse faces the Queen of Weevils in a fearful Halloween special.

11 min

Melted

A double-length musical special. Danger Mouse reluctantly takes part in Pink Dawn's re-enactment of Melted, a famous ice-themed musical phenomenon. Penfold is delighted by the prospect of a starring role, but Danger Mouse struggles to hide his disdain for singing, even though by agreeing to take part in the fantasy re-enactment he might just stop Dawn melting the North Pole and flooding the world. Whilst the world starts to get a bit soggy, DM has to rely on Penfold and Professor Squawkencluck's encyclopaedic knowledge of Melted in order to keep up with Dawn and her efforts to dramatise every plot point. Featuring the voices of Alexander Armstrong (Danger Mouse), Kevin Eldon (Penfold), Morwenna Banks (Pink Dawn/Computer Voice), Dave Lamb (Narrator), Shauna MacDonald (Professor Squawkencluck), Stephen Fry (Colonel K), Ed Gaughan (Mr Snuggles) and Kayvan Novak (King Kong Brunel).

22 min

We Aren't Family

Danger Mouse finds himself in a dance-off to win back one of Squawk’s deadly inventions.

11 min

Crouching Hamster, Hidden Wagon

Penfold is summoned by his Granny to help retrieve the stolen book of Farm Fu.

11 min

Danger-Thon!

The Danger agents hold a telethon to raise funds for HQ.

11 min

Jam Session

A jam spillage in the professor’s experiment brings a sticky surprise to life.

11 min

Sharp As A Pin

An accidental sidekick swap leaves Danger Mouse with Pinfold, Penfold’s cousin.

11 min

The Last Giraffe Warrior

Penfold is asked to defend an alien planet from invasion.

11 min

Duplicate Mouse

Danger Mouse teams up with a duplicate team of Danger Agents to stop Big Head.

11 min

The Supies

Duckula is hosting The Supies awards show and the danger agents are all in attendance.

11 min

Lost in Exaggeration

Danger Mouse’s popularity skyrockets to dizzying heights when Quark unleashes his Exaggerator Device.

11 min

The World Is Full of Stuff

Stuff is going missing all over the world, but DM is distracted by a Futuroid photo showing him and Squawk kissing. Urgh! Then Penfold is abducted by the alien Flarg.

11 min

Episode 50

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