Unhappily Ever After Season 2, Episode 10: Honey, I Screwed up the Kids for Life

1

Jack Moves Back

Jack moves back in to the house for the sake of the kids, but must live in the basement until he can win Jennie back.

30 min

2

Zit Could Happen to You

When Tiffany gets a zit and Ryan sets the scale to ten pounds more than normal, Tiffany tries to develop a personality and Jennie starts jogging. Jennie becomes Vicky Vixen on the Internet, and Ryan finds that Vicki Vixen has the hots for him.

30 min

3

The Rat

Jack leaves Jennie's room for the basement because she won't let him have his ways, but he finds a giant rat in the basement and makes the kids get rid of it.

30 min

4

Rocky VI

When Jennie gets in a fight with Susan, a neighbor, she has Jack fight Vic, Susan's husband.

30 min

5

Rock Star

When Jennie gets a date with Ray Paul Jones, her teen crush, she gives Jack the right to fantasize about a celebrity. Jack picks Cindy Crawford and gets arrested for stalking her.

30 min

6

Driving Me Crazy

Disasters occur when Jack teaches Ryan and Tiffany how to drive.

30 min

7

A Touch of Glass

Jennie gets a glass table on Ross's ninth birthday and throws everyone out of the house for getting the table dirty.

30 min

8

A Line in the Sand

When the family earns 40,000 frequent flyer miles, Jack wants to go to Las Vegas and Jennie wants to go to Hawaii. Meanwhile, Tiffany gets in a fight with Patty, a cheap girl who Ryan is in love with.

30 min

9

Making the Grade

When Ryan gets all D's and F's on his report card, Jennie says he can't have the car keys until he gets a B, so he makes a deal with Miss Taylor, his Civics teacher. Meanwhile, Jack tries to figure out why Ryan is so dumba nd Tiffany begins to suspect that the mailman is her father.

30 min

10

Honey, I Screwed up the Kids for Life

Tiffany thinks Jack doesn't trust her when he doesn't let Tiffany go in her room with Mike, her boyfriend.

30 min

11

The Whiz Kid

When Ryan starts taking urine tests for football players, he gets a lettered jersey and the respect of a football player. Meanwhile, no one notices Tiffany, because of Ryan being on the football team, when she gets the highest SAT scores in the school and becomes a national merrit scholar.

30 min

12

Hot Wheels

After Tiffany and Ryan take Jack's car to a party without his permission, Jack and Jennie pretend the car is stolen, until it actually is.

30 min

13

Picnic of Pain and Peril

After seeing a movie, Jennie takes the family to a picnic to bond. But the picnic trip is soon ruined by gophers, poison ivy, and pesticide.

30 min

14

Meter Maid

Jack is thrown in jail when Jennie punches a meter maid. Jennie won't bail Jack out and things are terrible around the house without him.

30 min

15

In the Stars

When the family becomes obsessed with horoscopes, Ryan looks for a girl and Jennie tries to be nice.

30 min

16

Mr. No

Tiffany is disturbed when Danny, a boy, doesn't want to go to the Valentine's Dance with her. Ryan plans on taking Ms. O'Hara, his chemistry teacher, but she blows herself up. Mr. Floppy sends obscene mail to Pamela Anderson.

30 min

17

The Agony of Victory

Jack uses his height to beat Ryan at basketball for the 2001st time.

30 min

18

All About Jennie

Jennie relives her high school days when Tiffany is cast as Juliet in Romeo and Juliet. Jack helps Ryan practice his one line for the play.

30 min

19

Jack Writes Good

Jack starts writing stories that are really Floppy's and gets a big break, but later tries doing his own writing.

30 min

20

Girls Who Wear Glasses

Tiffany isn't the smartest girl in the class anymore when she is put into a smarter class.

30 min

21

Leaving Van Nuys

It's summer break Ryan has just finished his senior year. After Ryan gets fired from the used car lot, Jack threatens to kick him out of the house if he doesn't get a job. So Ryan goes to Cheeseburger Community College, but finds he must repeat his senior year. Jack tries to keep the family out of the basement and works the night shift so he doesn't have to deal with the kids.

30 min

22

Getting More Than Some

After taking Jack's advice, Ryan becomes engaged to Crystal, a thirty year old woman with two kids.

30 min