Counterfeit Cat Season 1, Episode 34: Max Me No Questions

Go Viral

Trying to gain Betty's attention after she becomes distracted by internet kittens, Max overuses Gark's powers more than he should making his powers uncontrollable.

11 min

Catiquette

Gark and Max must pass a series of tests to prove their worth as cats and earn a place in the Sunshine Circle.

11 min

Bin Juice

Max recounts the tale of how he and Gark became briefly internationally famous.

11 min

Where Do All the Cat Toys Go?

Max loses his favourite toy leading to him and Gark taking a trip to an alternate dimension of cat toys under the sofa

11 min

Max V Machine

Max faces an electrical uprising when Gark imbues an automatic feeder with life.

11 min

Heart of Garkness

Fearing a broken package, Max and Gark find themselves on an unexpected journey through the murky depths of a sewer to return it and end up at war with each other.

11 min

Betty Laser Eyes

Betty's bad eyesight leads to her buying dog biscuits instead of cat treats. Gark tries to help but by giving Betty overly powerful laser eye surgery he starts a war with a race of googly eyed aliens.

11 min

Furst Born

When Max uses an alien furball enhancer it goes wrong and he can't stop coughing up furballs. The balls become a furball baby called Phlegmy, forcing Max and Gark to act as its parents.

11 min

Wormhole

Gark has ordered a wormhole but Max jumps into it in order to avoid Anton the dog and Gark follows. As they float through space (with Max as a giant head) he swaps his powers for a bravery module to make Max be brave when he gets back to Earth.

11 min

Catnipped

Finding an old catnip toy, Gark accidentally causes Max to turn feral and run off. He gains help from Nelson and The Kid to track Max down and avoid Ol' Crazy Eyes.

11 min

Hang in There

Max attributes his bad luck to not paying respect to a poster of the "Hang In There" cat, a large part of cat culture. After finding then reducing the cat to dust who was still hanging in there in the tree, Max worries about the end of days.

11 min

Wart Attack

Gark notices a wart on Betty's face that seems to have appeared overnight, he's terrified that it must be Zaxos, an intergalactic criminal who's out to get him.

11 min

Scarlet Mark

An array of murder attempts against Max lead Gark to turn detective and find out who's been attempting to kill Max.

11 min

The Last Yogi Standing

Gark finds an old DVD when Max was involved in competitive yoga. Gark, being fascinated by this and the move which led to Max's retirement, enters them into a yoga tournament.

11 min

No Pranks Thanks

The Vet

Flea Bag

It's Valentine's Day, Max has a date with Ranceford and has fleas. Gark shrinks down to try and eliminate the fleas during his date.

11 min

Humanoid

Betty is feeling lonely and in need of romance so Max and Gark help to construct a robot to be her date. Finding that it's difficult controlling a robot, Throckmorton inhabits the robot much to Max's annoyance.

Staring Dog

Staring Dog comes to stay in the apartment while Wilma is away. Max however is terrified of him because he stares at nobody but him.

28 Seconds Later

Gark gets sick after eating a hot dog and while he can be cured, Max inadvertently ends up creating a minor sickness zombie apocalypse.

Nightmare on Cat Mountain

Max and Gark investigate their spooky new cat mansion.

Jackson 5

Gark meets a scabby, one-armed, tatty-eared street cat, who befriends him to get back at Max.

Merry Christmax

Max explains to Gark about how mean Santa is because he never got the toy he asked for.

Low Resolutions

Betty's already struggling with her resolution on New Year's Day.

Kitty Latte

Betty is late for de-worm night, which makes Max worry.

The Big One

Gark gets an odd message that gives him an ominous feeling.

Fat Cat

Max's nemesis, The Cat Toy God, is again trying to prove that he's the best.

Bathtub of Terror

Max is terrified of looking into the bath as he's scared something terrifying will emerge.

9 Lives

Max panics when he realizes he's already lost six of his nine lives.

Breaking Bread

Max and Gark harness Gark's laser-toasting powers to make the most delicious bread crumbs.

Fun in the Sun

Betty is taking a vacation and is leaving Max and Gark with her cat-obsessed daughter.

Sardonians of the Galaxy

Max is pumped for Sportsbowl Sunday.

Cat Box of Fear

Max is doing everything in his power to avoid Betty, who is trying to put him into his cat box.

Happy Earthday

Max throws a surprise party for Gark to celebrate his first year on Earth and Throckmorton helps plan it.

Zaxos Returns

Betty gets a wart on her nose and Max thinks this means Zaxos is back.

Virtual Insanity

Max and Gark battle in virtual reality, but Max leaves early and Gark tries to keep playing.

Birthdaystruction

Max's birthday arrives and Betty and Gark throw him a party, but he's disappointed in the outcome.

The Cat Crib

Max and Gark audition for a new reality show.

Lost in Throckmorton

The guys play a board game, but Max and Throckmorton don't play nicely.

Dreamcatcher

Gark feels left out when he realizes everyone else dreams.

Room of Panic

Max panics as Betty is going away for a long weekend.

Mere Mortals

Max wanders into the park and finds Gark in full personal trainer mode.

The Garkest Timeline

Gark and the park animals are doing warm up exercises to play Trash-Ball.

The Gark Knight Rises

Max introduces Gark to his favorite superhero TV show, Wombatman.

Any Takers?

Max is regaling the park crew with a story when Anton trumps him by boasting that he's friends with a celebrity dog.

I, Maxine

Gark saves Nelson's life and is hailed as a hero, but Max becomes jealous.

Gark's Got Talent

Max is impressed when he sees Gark performing as a living statue in the park.

Mirror Mirror

Max's constant teasing of Gark rattles him so he keeps transforming into Psycho Gark.

Arugula

When Max makes fun of Gark’s inability to lie, Gark makes up the biggest lie he can think of. He has an invisible girlfriend called Arugula.

Gone Gark (1)

Gark appreciates Max's unique brand of training but desperately wishes Max would teach him how to tackle the big stuff.

Gone Gark (2)