RT Shorts Season 7, Episode 31: Burnie's Dirty Little Secret

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Tinder Trouble

Josh is forced to call tech support after noticing a strange glitch in his dating app.

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2

DOG KILLER!

After being assigned to a new position, Jon must unravel a deadly mystery.

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3

D'Angelo Parody Music Video

Zach Anner delivers on his Buff Buddies promise and makes the sexiest, sweatiest, hairiest D'Angelo parody video you've ever not seen. Just try to not stare at his perfect nipples. We dare you.

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4

What Your Shirt Says

Can't decide what to wear? Worried you're flashing too much nipple? See what your shirt says about you with this handy Rooster Teeth style guide.

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5

The Henchman

While Batman and Superman duke it out, we look into the life of a Gotham City henchman.

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6

How to Not Look Stupid in a VR Headset

With all radical advances in technology, early adopters are doomed to look like complete fucking idiots until the rest of the world gets accustomed to seeing people in that context. For VR headsets, that day is a long way away. Lucky for you, we’ve put together a list of ways you can trick people into thinking you look cool.

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7

Failed Product Ideas

Burnie confronts Chris about his "brilliant" merchandise ideas, but is it too late?

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8

Orcs Must Live

This video is sponsored by Robot Entertainment. Join the Center for Orc Tolerance and Understanding by visiting www.orcsmustlive.com! And, remember -- Orcs are people, too. *Orcs are not actually people.

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9

Cop Tickets Self-Driving Car

When a cop pulls over a self driving car, things go horribly wrong.

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10

Tinder: The Superhero Movie

As an army of bots descends upon the earth, Tinder fights to save humanity from extinction, one swipe at a time.

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11

Twenty-Something Ninja Turtles

It's hard fighting crime when it pays nothing and you've got student loans. And don't get me started on rent prices. $1500 for a one bedroom?! How am I supposed to move out of Splinter's basement? This is the baby boomer turtles' fault.

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12

Pokemon Go: The 22 Worst Places to Play

With everyone forgetting to look up from their phones, Pokemon Go is causing some real world problems. Thieves using lures to rob people. People finding dead bodies in fields. This shit just got real.

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13

How to Write a Eulogy

A team of writers prepare for a funeral after hearing some horrible news.

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14

What Your Hat Says About You

Can't decide which hat to wear? Or maybe you're worried you're balding? See what your hat says about you with this handy Rooster Teeth style guide.

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15

Casper Van Dien

Do you want to live forver? Join the Caper Fan Diens - a fan club for Caper Van Dien fans - today!

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16

Virtual Reality Check

Burnie smells trouble as Blaine tries to pitch a new line of Virtual Reality devices. Special thanks to our Lazer Team Indie Go-go backers for appearing in this short!

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17

Double Standards

What's the difference between living in a trailer and living on a boat?

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18

What Your Fashion Says about You

Barbara helps you pick out your fall fashion.

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19

Adventures of Larry: When Connor Met Larry

Connor's long search for the perfect assistant may finally be over.

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20

Adventures of Larry: Larry in Love

Larry's got himself a crush and Berkman is there to help with his expert dating advice.

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21

Local News for the Modern Audience

What if news wasn't so outdated?

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22

Miles is a Gentleman

Is chivalry dead?

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23

Stranger Things ahead for Rooster Teeth

Burnie and the gang brainstorm how to add diversity to the workforce.

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24

What Your Facial Hair Says about You

Facial Hair does a lot more than keep your face warm.

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25

Kangaroo Attack!

When Burnie releases a killer Kangaroo at Rooster Teeth, all hell breaks loose and the employees must find a way to trap the beast or be eaten alive.

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26

Rooster Teeth 2016 Holiday Music Video

Sing along with your favorite Rooster Tooths as we celebrate the holidays once again.

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27

Is This Show a Soap Opera?

If they took away the dragons and White Walkers, what's left? Thanks to Vizio for sponsoring!

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28

Amazon Go: Just Steal Stuff

"Anything Goes" is just like Amazon Go... Just not as high-tech.

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29

Can You Watch My Stuff?

Is it really a good idea to trust a stranger to watch your stuff?

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30

Rooster Teeth 2016 Rewind!

Thank you for one hell of a year! Here's a look at some moments that made 2016 incredible. On to an even better, crazier 2017!

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31

Burnie's Dirty Little Secret

Aaron and Blaine discover Burnie's dangerous habit.

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32

Ghost Recon Wildlands Prank

After a year of planning his revenge, Blaine performs the ultimate prank on Chris with the help of the Ghost Recon Wildlands team.

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33

March Madness

With the NCAA tournament underway, it's almost like basketball fans have turned into zombies.... An extra special thanks to Robert Tamble and the generous people of Smithville, TX for making this production possible.

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34

If Fast & Furious used Uber

Dom turns his back on his family... To drive for Uber.

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35

GUS IS A BAD BOY

Things get iffy when Chris starts making strange requests to Gus during their photoshoot for the Rooster Teeth Store.

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36

Rooster Teeth's Holiday Horror

It's that time of year for another holiday story, this time things got a little bit gory. We hope you enjoyed this Christmas treat, now check out our store and buy something neat!

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37

Hardcore Henry Meets Rooster Teeth

Rooster Teeth teams with Sharlto Copley and the crew of Hardcore Henry to put an end to talking and texting in movie theaters.

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