Wacky Races Season 1, Episode 34: People Who Need Purple

1

Ya Win Some, Ya Luge Some

The Racers participate in the Wacky Winter Games. The games culminate in a final competition where Dastardly and Muttley do a very disturbing ice-skating dance.

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2

Mambo Itali-Go-Go

Racers try to race across the idyllic Tuscan countryside, where they discover that too much hospitality isn't always a good thing.

11 min

3

So Far to Mardi Gras

The Wackies, joined by guest racer Pandora Pitstop, race customized watercrafts through the Louisiana Swamps.

11 min

4

Easter Express

The residents of Easter Island celebrate an ancient festival with a Wacky Race. The Racers end up awakening a giant alien menace that awakes the slumbering Easter Island statues.

11 min

5

Race-a-Lot

Medieval Camelot has never been so exciting, or so wacky!

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6

Peter Imperfect

After Peter loses his mojo, he just can't seem to regain his cool.

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7

Yes, We Canyon

Yes, We Canyon. On vacation, the Racers competitive attitudes overwhelm each other and they end up destroying the Grand Canyon.

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8

Roamin' Racers

Our racers take the roles of ancient Roman chariot racers during the very wacky version of the Roman Games.

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9

Smokey and the Racers

The Racers race through the American Deep South until they run afoul of Dastardly's cousin, Sheriff Longarm D. Lawe; captured, the Racers are sentenced to 847 years in the local jail and must find a way to escape and finish the race.

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10

Raceketeers

Penelope, Peter, Tiny, Bella take the roles of the Three Musketeers in a wacky and action packed version of The Man in the Iron Mask.

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11

Fantastic Race

Shrunk to microscopic size the Racers are accidentally injected by Dastardly and must race through his circulatory system, avoiding his white blood cells, to find a way out before they enlarge inside him.

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12

Space Race

A thousand years in the future, the Wacky Races are alive and well, and even wackier!

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13

Backseat Drivers

Racers have always been curious about the mysterious Doombuggy, in which the Gruesome Twosome apparently live in the trunk. The Racers sneak inside and find themselves trapped in a gigantic Halloween wonderland and pursued by familiar monsters.

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14

It's a Wacky Life

During a Wacky Races Christmas party, Dastardly triggers his latest tricks and finds himself in Heaven reviewing his past misdeeds with a familiar angel named Melvin.

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15

Dashing Thru the Snow

During a race to the North Pole, the racers accidentally run over Santa Claus and now must take his place to save Christmas.

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16

Cold Rush

Before a race to the South Pole, Peter challenges Dastardly to win just one race fair and square.

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17

Off Track

Peter and his friends race back to Peter's hometown of Perfectville and find it wasn't so perfect after all.

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18

Cave Racers

A trip back in time reveals the very first Wacky Race.

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19

Guru My Dreams

With the help of a very unusual spiritual adviser, the Racers find themselves racing through their collective unconscious dream world encountering their fondest fantasies, or in the case of Dastardly, a deeply screwed up mess of a psyche.

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20

Pretzel Logic

Dastardly's Bavarian cousin Desdemona captures the Racers during a competition over the Alps and locks them in her pretzel mines. Are our racers doomed to dig salty snacks forever or can Penelope save the boys from a high carb fate?

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21

Formula Racing

The Racers are turned into babies and Dastardly is stuck as their babysitter. Babies or not, the need for speed is an undeniable urge, much to Dastardly's regret.

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22

Unraceable

Dastardly is banned by race owner P.T. Barnstorm from racing for habitual and dangerous cheating. Dastardly is forced to go to an employment agency and take a number of other jobs, all of which he is comically unsuited for.

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23

Sister, Twister

Pandora switches places with her twin sister Penny in order to steal a prize for good sportsmanship and fair play. But short tempered Pandora has trouble keeping up the pretense of being her unflappably good natured sister.

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24

Mars Need Racers

P.T. Barnstorm's latest money making race event sends the racers off to race on Mars against an evil space tyrant with Earth as the prize.

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25

Race to the Bottom

As the race continues through the center of the earth to the Land That Time Forgot, the Racers are attacked by dinosaurs but are rescued at the last second by a tribe of Mole People that crown Muttley King.

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26

Do Over Dastardly

An experimental time machine gives Dastardly the ability to rewind time 30 seconds at a time. But what good is time travel if you are the one Racer who refuses to learn from his mistakes?

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27

Race Against Time

I.Q. has been secretly working on a time machine to make time and the Racers cars go faster. It backfires and brings future versions of our Racers back to advise their younger selves.

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28

My Fair Tiny

Tiny receives an invitation to speak at his old high school. Tiny doesn't want to go because he won't fit in well at Miss Prissy Prisswell's Finishing School for Young Ladies, Gentlemen and Others.

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29

Under the Rainbow

A raucous race across the Emerald Isle runs afoul of a clan of Leprechauns determined to protect their Pot O' Gold.

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30

Mother Drives Best

At an annual race where their mothers accompany each of the Racers, their maternal relationship is painfully explored until the moms get caught up in the race and leave our Racers in the dust.

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31

Swap Meet

As the Racers zoom through the blue grass hills of Kentucky, another one of I.Q.'s inventions begins randomly exchanging the Racer's personalities.

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32

Wacky Spaces

The future is not what it used to be. As the crew of Wacky One find out when the Evil Lord Dastarius challenges them to a race for the Heart of the Galaxy.

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33

Perils of Peter Perfect

Peter is kidnapped during a race and the team swings into wacky action to save him.

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34

People Who Need Purple

In order to win more races, Dastardly creates evil clone versions of the other Racers. Unfortunately, they all have his personality.

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35

Race to Infinity

In the far future, brave if not too bright, space ranger Peter Perfect entrusts the secret location to the galaxy's greatest weapon to speeder racer, Penelope Spacestop. But can she and her android friends keep evil Lord Dastarius from finding it and conquering the universe?

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36

His Way or the Highway

A Bollywood musical romp through the old Indian city.

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37

Racer Roundup

A western themed race ends up to be more than our Racers bargained for.

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38

Grandfather Knows Dast

Under pressure from his father to finally win at least one race, Dastardly pulls out all the stops with a barrage of tricks and traps. They all backfire so Penelope convinces the other Racers to let Dastardly win.

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39

40 Yard Dash

To celebrate their 40th race, the races attempt their shortest easiest race yet. Surely nothing could keep them from actually finishing this race. Could it?

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40

Hong Kong Screwy

The Racers meet up with guest star Hong Kong Phooey during a thrilling adventure in China.

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