The Misery Index Season 2, Episode 9: Trust Me As Someone Who Has One!

When We Smash

Welcome back to the Misery Index, where we can all come together to celebrate each other's misery! Joe and Q "make love", we prove why online dating is dead, and surgery leaves a man with a really teenie weenie.

UK vs US Special

After some heated UK vs US banter, Jameela and the Tenderloins find out once and for all which of these great nations is truly the most miserable. Plus, Jameela has a big surprise fail for the Tenderloins.

This is not a Drill!

Contestants trash talk the Tenderloins, Sal's "moist moment", and a giant door-opening python! It's all happening on this hilarious episode of The Misery Index.

The Grandma's Special

They may be senior citizens, but these awesome ladies sure have lived; learning what happens when a young bull charges, and what bodily function made a girl lose 10 years of memories.

They Didn't Blur The Dog!

Find out why animals should never drive, why Joe thinks "the answer is always ISIS", and which NSYNC star makes a surprise appearance in this week's episode of The Misery Index.

Send In The Clowns

A moped crash that'd make Wylie Coyote proud, a big family surprise for one Tenderloin, and Murr makes a very bad bet! Our contestants get super competitive as they battle it out for $30,000.

No One Told Sal

What happens when your parachute doesn't open, when your new parent is a sex doll, and what makes Jameela hide behind her podium? We've got the answers in this very fancy episode of The Misery Index.

I Used To Have Abs Once Too

What happens when your parachute doesn't open, when your new parent is a sex doll, and what A truly terrifying halloween display, a contestant with the "body of a superhero", and possibly the dumbest criminals of all time? Draw your own conclusions in this week's episode of The Misery Index.

A Brick In The Face

A biking accident of glacial proportions, a real misery who identifies as a wolf, and searching for a cell phone on a trash barge.

Chicken, Spaghetti And Sex

The most disgusting house guests ever, a loser dad uses cookie money for an erotic massage and the Tenderloins go full-Italian as two contestants duke it out for $30K in this episode of The Misery Index.

He Looks Like Mr. Magoo

Joe and Jameela have a major costume clash, there's a ex living in your attic and a little boy overhears his parents having sex.. and then impersonates them. All that plus Q's arachnophobia is pushed to the limit in this episode of The Misery Index.

Confirmed Urine

Q and Sal dress each other up in a dare both of them regret, a karaoke queen finds out what puppy pee tastes like, and Murr pleasures an old man's big toe, all on this weird and wonderful episode of The Misery Index.

A Soprano In The Family

An influencer face sucking an octopus, the most polite pass-out in history, and Murr faces his single biggest fear, all in one fun-packed episode of The Misery Index.

It Messes With Your Head!

What does Murr look like with a full head of hair, what's it like to have 250 orgasms in a single day, and who likes to use handcuffs in the bedroom? Find out as our contestants battle for 30k in this kinky episode of The Misery Index.

Double The Misery

Find out what happens when a carnival ride goes wrong, what it means to get intimate with the Golden Gate Bridge, and why what happens in Vegas really should stay there in this special Twins-centric episode of The Misery Index.

It's Gonna Be A Bloodbath

I'd Say Sex With A Nun!

A priest and nun have some late-night fun, a truckload of glass flattens a motorcyclist, and an Englishman with a very weird horse fetish - and that's just a small taste of this insanely funny episode of The Misery Index.

Are You Cray-Cray?

Find out why Sal's mind is blown over poking holes in condoms, what makes Murr say "It was the coming out that hurt more than the going in", and what it looks like to be eaten by a sidewalk. All this and more on another hilarious episode of The Misery Index.

The $50,000 Misery Index Holiday Special

In this Holiday Special episode of The Misery Index, find out why camels and nativities don't mix, why Santa never goes rock climbing and why Joe is trying to sell caramelized ginger bread taint. All that and festivities a plenty, plus an epic final round worth $50,000!