The Misery Index Season 3, Episode 3: A Truly Miserable Valentine's Special

Eat My Pants!

Two contestants, one a poison ivy victim with a suspect story and the other an over eager dancer, battle to be masters of misery and walk away with $30,000.

Waste of a Good Bum

A horse is a little too friendly, an unknowing stripper crashes a bat mitzvah; water that should be off limits.

Jon Moxley vs. His Bulldog

Ye Olden Days of Misery

"Fall down funny" edition; why going viral isn't worth it; why old times weren't necessarily the best times; think before you flash.

A Monkey Stole My Baby

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Florida! Florida! Florida!

Find out how Florida bites back, how creepy cramps can crush your day, and when it comes to marriage proposals, always double check your family tree. Contestants battle it out to be the Master of Misery for the grand prize of $30,000.

Joel McHale Explodes

Camels Gone Wild

Catch clashing coworkers on camera, find out why nuns hate balls, and see why snapping selfies next to train tracks can lead to a giant headache. Haunted Contestant Lindsey takes on Fire Stick Nick for the chance to walk away with $30,000.

Sexy Cougars

Witness how terrifying it can be to be stalked by a cougar, how a gardening fail can make your front yard the most popular on the block and why you should never, ever let Murr unpack your bags.

Is That a Third Arm?!

Let's get together to celebrate all things Miserable. Discover the dangers of sleeping outside, how head-butting your buddy mid-air can be hazardous to their health, and you won't believe what one man has sewn onto his arm.

Feel the Burn

Find out where you're most likely to find a severed head, how Joe's Wi-Fi password might get him in trouble, and see how skipping sunscreen at the beach can land you in a back bra.

Beast Murr

Witness a terrifying tumble down a mountain, check out the worst ambulance ride in the world, and you'll never believe what one unlucky dude got stuck in his head. Our two contestants battle it out for the grand prize of $30,000.

She Licks What???

Check out what one grandma does with her tongue for money, meet a carpenter who can count to twenty-eight, and learn why you should never, ever invite the Tenderloins to a baseball game.

Gambled on a Fart

Discover the devastating downside of detox drinks and see why bathroom stall doors should have a deadbolt and how Q can make an enemy of an entire town. Let's Get Miserable as our two contestants square off for a chance at the grand prize.

That's Not Snowflake!

You'll never believe what happens after one man barfs up a tumor, discover the damage an angry dolphin can do to your family, and you know it's been a rough night when you wake up in a body bag.