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Season 12 • Episode 17 • Compost-Mentis
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Hollyoaks Season 12, Episode 17: Compost-Mentis
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260 episodesJanuary 2, 2006
Mel suffers the morning after from hell.
30 min
Laying It On With A Towel
Sarah keeps a few things close to her chest.
30 min
Justin Shorts
There's a familiar face back at Hollyoaks Comprehensive.
30 min
Club Class
Mandy checks up on Max and OB's progress.
30 min
The Write Stuff
Cameron opts for an unusual style of wallpaper.
30 min
Fancy That
Max takes a crash course in how to handle a woman.
30 min
Eye Tunes
Cameron reaches breaking point.
30 min
Sophie So Good
It's crunch time for Sam.
30 min
Kid About It
Max is desperate to keep Tom's mouth shut.
30 min
New Deal
Justin wangles himself a job.
30 min
Flak 'n' Becca
Justin gets his ears chewed off.
30 min
Crunch Time
OB finds Max's behaviour hard to digest.
30 min
Points of View
Steph demands Cameron be given the right to reply.
30 min
Fit To Drop
Max is thrust into a lycra-bound limelight.
30 min
Aisle of Plenty
There's plenty of holy disorder at the baptismal font.
30 min
Making a Mark
Jessica receives an unwelcome visitor from the past.
30 min
Compost-Mentis
Jake dispenses more potting shed pearls of wisdom.
30 min
Gill Death Do Us Part
Dannii bumps into Sam in the gym and tells him he's the only one who understands what she's had to go through - which makes him feel guiltier than ever. Gilly is dumbfounded to learn Mark has enrolled at the college, while Craig and Darlene spend the whole day together having fun.
30 min
Farewell To Qualms
Becca tries to encourage Justin to continue with his education, and Russ pleads with Dannii not to leave him, even suggesting they could run away together. Mel and Sophie work out at Body Boost and discuss their relationships with men, while Gilly faces the ordeal of his first philosophy class.
30 min
Love Lessons
Becca gives Justin a bit of special out-of-hours tuition.
30 min
Below Pa
OB escorts Mel home after a drunken night out. When she invites him inside, she doesn't get the response she hoped for and slams the door in his face. Sarah receives a surprise deputation from her father.
30 min
Jake-ing the Mickey
Jake is excited at the prospect of trying for a baby but Becca is reluctant to make hay with her other half.
30 min
Mike Flex
The Barnes family reel from some revelations.
30 min
Gone for a Burton
Nancy and Nicole try to wind up Justin but he's got something else on his mind. Liz calls time on her family's presence in Hollyoaks but Darlene insists she'll be staying. Mandy meets up with Clare and Louise at the gym and struggles to keep up with them.
30 min
Top of the Mops
Hollyoaks Comprehensive cleaning staff gain a couple of new recruits, who prepare for Operation: Fit List.
30 min
Toddler Truce
Becca has to contend with yet more fatherly overtures, while Frankie reveals she knows the couple are trying for a baby. Mandy wins a luxury break but can she remember what happened to Thelma and Louise? Amy's dad quits his job.
30 min
I'm Alright, Jack
Darlene looks for a new home whilst Liz plans for the future. Gilly starts his new job as a janitor at Hollyoaks Comprehensive.
30 min
Gill on the Floss
Jessica makes a pact with her orange suitor.
30 min
Darren's Day
Justin corners Becca, desperate to find out her true feelings. Mandy talks to Jake in an effort to confirm her suspicions about the pair. Russ and Sam are called back to the police station and fear their past could be about to catch up with them. Darren encourages Craig to stand up for himself.
30 min
Out of the Blue
Tony gets Mandy a truly surprising anniversary present. Sam calls at the Taylor-Burton house, desperate to confess everything to Sophie, but finds it hard to risk losing the woman he loves. Amy goes to the park with her friend Michaela, while Nicole receives a shocking blast from the past.
30 min
Away Days
Nicole is surprised when she runs into Andy who later suggests they should get away from it all. Nicole agrees, unaware of Andy's evil plan. Mandy attempts to gets ready for her girlie holiday but everything seems to be going wrong.
30 min
The Right Steph
Craig forgets it's Valentine's Day and has to make it up to Darlene. Steph and Cameron enjoy a Valentine's lunch at Il Gnosh. Josh and Fletch can't believe they made it on the Fit List.
30 min
Bare Facts
Becca struggles with her feelings for Justin. Rhys is alarmed when he finds out Gilly is posing nude in his life class again. Fletch doesn't share Josh's confidence about the fit parade - they're going to need muscles but where are they going to get them from for tomorrow?
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Triumph of the Gill
Jake prepares a romantic meal but Becca thinks he's only after one thing. Gilly is ecstatic when he finds out he's won tickets to the Manchester derby. Tony is bombarded with phone calls from Il Gnosh as he tries to relax at home. Meanwhile, Josh and Fletch continue with their plans to get fit quick.
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Brief Encounters
Becca enjoys spending all morning with Justin but it doesn't last. Louise is surprised by the arrival of Sean, who she hasn't spoken to in two years. Jack doesn't think the lads are pulling their weight in Frankie's absence.
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Sean's Show
At the Osbornes', Darlene is still ruling the roost to Darren's dismay. Sean makes an appearance at the college to see Louise despite her not wanting to see him again - can he charm his way back? Sophie wants to know what's bothering Mel whilst OB is guilt-ridden over leaving Mel when she needed him the most. Michaela encourages Amy to go after Ste but is clueless on how to go about it. Despite Amy's inexperience, Michaela promises Ste will teach her everything she needs to know.
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Amy-abiliity
Tony and Dominic fight for the Pit Stop and the Pharmacy at the auction. Craig informs Jack that if Darlene leaves then he will follow suit. Darren sets out to change Craig's mind and point out Darlene's flaws. Louise finds it difficult but manages to put Sean in his place. Meanwhile, Amy goes on her first date with Ste - will she get to first base?
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The Daz Challenge
Craig ignores Jack over his treatment of Darlene. Sean makes another appearance and Louise finds it difficult to keep her composure. Jessica panics over her Dear John letter and decides the only way out of this is to intercept Mark's post. Michaela lays the peer pressure on Amy so that Ste can take things further.
30 min
Owen, Some Answers
Liz decides to cut Darlene loose, leaving her to fend for herself. Russ and Nicole desperately want to tell their parents the truth but Sam insists that he'll do it... eventually. Carrie doesn't believe Sam was involved in the rapes. Jessica can't seem to locate the whereabouts of her letter to Mark - where could it be? Steph catches Cameron playing air guitar and wonders what happened to his rock star ambitions.
30 min
Window, 'Lene?
At the Owens', Nicole reveals Sam is a rapist but will his family turn him in if he won't? Craig shows no gratitude to Darren for bedding Darlene in his quest to reveal what a nasty piece of work she is. The thought of Jessica and Mark breaks Gilly's heart.
30 min
Playground Love
Rob attempts to help Sam run away to Estonia but Nicole and Carrie catch him on his way out. Sam begs to see Sophie one last time and to Nicole's dismay, Carrie agrees. Darren is confused as to why Craig isn't grateful for his selfless act of sleeping with Darlene. Craig has something up his sleeve and sets up a webcam in the flat. Rhys settles down for a relaxing day only for a distraught Sarah to turn up at his door. Jessica still worries about her missing letter to Mark.
30 min
3's a Crowd
How will Sam tell the truth about him and Andy when he visits Sophie? With there being reports of thefts in halls, Olivia still hasn't found her missing MP3 player. Craig plots against Darren who is busy getting ready for his date. Sarah prefers to spend time with Nancy but is distracted by her mum instead.
30 min
Operation Good Guys
Sam prepares to run away with Sophie but his family catch on. Darren forgives Craig for what happened the day before thinking that's the end of it only for Craig to broadcast his webcam footage to the bar, revealing Darren's thoughts on the Welsh, women and students. Sarah trains at the pool again and her spirits are lifted when Rhys shows up which doesn't go unnoticed by her mum.
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Gilly Comes Out
Unamused by Craig's revenge, Darren pushes Craig over the limit and is left to regret it. Things are awkward between Amy and Ste since she rejected his advances. Gilly maintains his double life as janitor/student but Louise is on to him as he tries to get to his seminar. The Owen family struggle to come to terms with the fact that Sam is a rapist and the last thing they need is a phone call from the police...
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Chasing Amy
Jessica turns to Mark after being turned down by Gilly. However, Olivia hands Mark the missing letter that Jessica has been trying to track down. Tony keeps an eye on the builders as he tries to find out the plans for the Pitstop and the Pharmacy. His plan to get more information falls flat and he's left a laughing stock. Frankie returns home to find Craig and Darren squaring up to each other. Amy plays down her meeting with Ste but really she is nervous about it.
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Ste's The Moment
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Hell For Leather
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Big Mistake
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Rhys Nose Nothin
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Mark-ed Man
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Sister Act
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Brass In Their Eyes
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Fight of Fancy
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Compound Sentence
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Goodbye Girl
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The Charm Offensive
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Maxed Overdraft
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Fall Out Girls
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Fight Club
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Friends Reunited
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Lady With The Lamp
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News Just Out
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Bedsheet Blues
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Noble Warning
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Sham Pain
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Back in Black
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Sink the Drink
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OB's Forgive Me!
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Jack the Lad
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Oh Beer
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The Streets
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The Emperors New
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Bottle Out?
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Joy of Text
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Bedshaped
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April 17, 2006
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Jar Wars
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Fananial Times
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Couch Potato
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Round-up
30 min
New Talent
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Grrreat!
30 min
Say 'Cheese'
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Beer Pressure
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Dressing Down
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Dirt Devil
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Beauty and the Beast
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Grilled
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Crunch Time
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My Name
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All Going Swimmingly?
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Whoopsie!
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What Chores?
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Tears for Fears
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My Name
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Spilt Milk
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Thinking the Unthinkable
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Brassic
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O.B. Kind
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Keep it in the Family
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There There
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I Might Be Wrong
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No Surprises
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High & Dry
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Sulk
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Teenage Life
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Il Etait Temps
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Never Let You Go
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Lordi, Lordi
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Invincible
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Moving
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In it for the Money
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Life on Other Planets
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Coffee in the Pot
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I Should Coco
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Modern Life is Rubbish
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The Great Escape
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Song 2
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Tender
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Charmless Man
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Youth and Young Manhood
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Taper Jean Girl
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Day Old Blues
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Pistol of Fire
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Aha Shake Heartbreak
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Face Off
30 min
The Writing on the Wall
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Me and My Shadow
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Little Red Riding Hood
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Drive And Bye
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Rabbit in the Head Lights
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Cage Rattling
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More Fron Than Brighton
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Bon Voyage
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Sing Something Simple
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Hell's Bells
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Feigning Spilt Milk
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Babes in the Car Park
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Sean You Want To Do This?
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The Dean
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You Decide
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Rat-a-tat
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Spot of Bother
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Deep Thought
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Couch Potatoes
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Salty Tears
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Suited and Booted
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Karate Kid
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Call 999, it's an Emergency
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Whisky In The Jar
30 min
The Jaguar
30 min
Who's 'Borne?
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Escape to Victory
30 min
Who's Heights
30 min
Doubled Over
30 min
Boxers or Birthday Suit?
30 min
Becca's Delight
30 min
Humbug?
30 min
Swinging for You
30 min
Buxom Bad Boys Come to Blows
30 min
Word Up Brother
30 min
Look Into the Eyes
30 min
Where's the Shredder?
30 min
Result?
30 min
Bottoms Up
30 min
Here's Looking at You Kid!
30 min
Round One
30 min
Sisters of Mercy
30 min
Would You Like a Bag With That?
30 min
Baby Burton
30 min
Wined and Dined
30 min
What's Up Dock?
30 min
Kick the Bucket
30 min
See, See... TV!
30 min
Eye, Eye!
30 min
Little Grey Riding Hood
Joe takes the new students around town, attempting to get them drunk so he can convince them to let Olivia, Jessica, and him stay at the flat. Sophie and Mel try to deal with the fact that Evissa has sprung a leak. Nicole dreads going back to school, and someone in a grey sweatshirt is stalking Russ, Sophie, Mel, and Nicole.
30 min
Student Balls
Joe continues to try to convince the new students to let him stay in the flat, while Kris continues to clash with Jessica. Sophie and Mel spend some time together. Clare starts selling some iffy vodka at the Loft, and Justin and Sonny have a tension-filled run-in with Jake and Craig at the Union.
30 min
And Bully's Special Prize
John Paul and Craig’s 1st meeting in the 6th form Common Room. John Paul observes Sonny bullying Craig, and later sets off the fire alarm when he sees Sonny and Justin follow Craig again as he didn’t think it was a fair fight.
30 min
Clare's Black Belt
John Paul studies alone in a classroom when Craig enters. After initial justification of their own behaviour, the pair start to bond over their need to get the grades to escape from their families and Hollyoaks and go off to lunch together.
30 min
Top and Tail
Clare is left running scared after discovering the evidence that O.B., Mel and Sophie have against her. Craig, Steph and Darren are left running The Dog in the Pond after Jake, who was left in charge, ends up getting drunk. Olivia finally gains the courage to stand up to Jess, but all are left shocked when Sam bursts into the pub, armed with a petrol canister and lighter!
30 min
Episode 181
The customers in The Dog in the Pond are horrified when Sam bursts in holding a lighter, having doused the pub in petrol. As they struggle to find a way out, Calvin attempts to save Sophie from Sam's clutches by smashing a glass on his head, causing him to drop the lighter and the pub to explode. Sam is killed after being crushed by rubble, having been left to die by Russ. Joe goes to save a trapped Olivia, but they are killed when the alcohol from behind the bar falls and causes a second explosion, and Zoe learns of Joe's death by calling his cellphone - tracing it to one of the body bags. Sophie dies in Russ's arms, and just as Justin learns of Mel's death, he finds Sophie's body. Also, Calvin temporarily puts his problems with the Deans behind him as he saves Jake from the fire.
30 min
O.B. Comfy
The aftermath of the fire at The Dog affects everyone in Hollyoaks. Justin mourns the loss of his sisters, Russ feels guilt over his actions regarding Sophie, Zoe regrets not telling Joe she had feelings for him, and Kris doubts the sincerity of Jessica's grief over Olivia. Meanwhile, O.B. remains unconscious, and Clare searches for the proof he had that she cheated on her husband. Jack, Frankie, and the Dean siblings have been displaced from their home, while they are grateful to Calvin for saving Jake's life.
30 min
Bedside Manner
O.B. wakes up and is devastated to learn that Mel has died. Clare, meanwhile, tries to make sure that O.B. is unable to tell Max about her fling with Warren. Justin visits Louise to pack up his sisters' things to take with him on his trip to visit his mother. Sarah knows Amy is hiding something from her, but is ultimately distracted by discussions with Nancy about Rhys and Gilly.
30 min
Face Off
Zak is assigned to Olivia's old room, and Jessica feels attacked by Kris, Zoe, Will, and Zak for their continued belief that she was not a good friend to Olivia. O.B. checks himself out of the hospital and stays with Tony while he still plans to expose Clare, not knowing that she has thrown out the evidence of her affair. Sarah still denies feelings for Gilly, but Nancy begins to believe otherwise.
30 min
Bear Hugs
30 min
High School Low Life
30 min
Rude to Point
30 min
Tears at Bathtime
30 min
Rage Against the Machine
30 min
Angry Young Man
30 min
Face for Radio
30 min
All Stares
30 min
Head of the Table
Russ moves into the McQueens – at least till Jacqui is home from prison. John Paul comes in and eyes the snowboard and skis, immediately bonding with another bloke in the house. Myra and the girls prepare a meal for Russ. Jacqui arrives home unexpectedly and thinks Russ is a burglar.
30 min
Art Ache
The McQueens prepare for Jacqui’s welcome home tea. Mercy is anxious over a deal she made with Jacq over the 300 quid shoes she nicked – if she can’t find them then Jacq gets to sleep with her boyfriend.. John Paul has nicked Michaela’s phone and is roped in to getting replacement shoes or Mercy will hell mum about the phone. Finishes with the presents and welcome home tea.
30 min
The Russ Pack
30 min
Flack 'n' Becca
30 min
How Does it Feel
30 min
Tired of Hangin' Around
30 min
Someone Watching Over Me
30 min
Why Won't You Give Me Your Love?
30 min
Hello Conscience
Sonny tells John Paul he is entering a DJ competition at the Loft and invites John Paul to go and see him. John Paul later meets Craig who supports John Paul entering the competition. Sonny cheats by using a CD. In the toilets John Paul asks Sonny to leave Craig alone as it’s his brother who is guilty.. John Paul wins the competition and is made resident DJ.
30 min
Home Sweet Home
John Paul goes to see Claire to sort out his first gig at the Loft. As he goes to school he sees Sonny bullying Craig in the village; he asks Craig if he’s still up for the football tryouts with him. The pair go to get changed and Craig finds his mum put in odd socks including one pink sock triggering more bullying from Sonny. John Paul is annoyed at the tryouts that Michaela is interested in Sonny. Michaela is annoyed he is so perfect, and John Paul says he’d swap shoes any day.
30 min
Bills, Bills, Bills...
Craig and Sonny wait with Frankie and Calvin to face the head over their debacle after the trials. They are both given a warning and Sonny refuses to shake hands and make peace. Craig decides he can’t handle Sonny and will leave school. When he has met John Paul, his mate questions why he’d return to school to just give up. The pair see Jake and Carmel outside the salon who give Craig ideas for jobs. By the end of the conversation he is ready to return to school!
30 min
Queasy
Carmel asks Jake out for a date. Sarah asks Amy to move in with her and Mike. Becca and Justin try to make up after their fight about Justin's using her credit card for the engagement ring.
30 min
Piggy in the Middle
Sonny jostles John Paul so he drops his records on the way in to the Loft. Sonny shows his annoyance that John Paul won, but John Paul stands his ground. Sonny takes over trying to act cool and knowledgable during the sound check – it seems Warren has offered him a second chance and he is told to return after JP has warmed up. John Paul goes down a storm on his first gig much to Sonny’s annoyance, and Claire won’t remove JP from the decks.
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Fuming
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October 16, 2006
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October 26, 2006
John Paul invites Craig to watch his set next week. The pair observe Justin’s return to school after Becca’s arrest. John Paul and Craig protect Nancy during a confrontation with Justin. They later observe the new Becca clone supply teacher. Justin leaves school.
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October 27, 2006
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October 30, 2006
Craig goes to watch John Paul in his DJing gig at the Loft, and joined by Sarah and Hannah. Craig makes a play for Sarah and both are trying to matchmake John Paul and Hannah who is far more interested in him than he is in her. Hannah invites her friends round to her house and is a bit full on with John Paul. Craig is desperate to ask Sarah out.
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October 31, 2006
Craig tries unsuccessfully to persuade John Paul to ask out Hannah so they can arrange a double date so it’s easier to ask out Sarah. Sarah comes down to Drive n Buy for chocolate, and she suggests the two mates go to give her ideas for her essay on reconstructing a popular horror story. John Paul leaves Craig and Sarah as they are clearly getting on. After he goes they do get off together but are interrupted when Sarah receives an emergency phone call that Amy has been in a car crash.
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November 27, 2006
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November 28, 2006
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November 29, 2006
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November 30, 2006
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December 1, 2006
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Nasty Nurse
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Sympathetic
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Because I Got High
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Sandwich-board Students
30 min
Sneaky Santa
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Come-uppance
30 min
Fight!
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Alley-way Attack
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Boy Oh Boy!
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Tied Up Too Tight
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Threats A-plenty
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Smitten Kitten
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Justice?
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Heartbroken
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Doomed
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December 27, 2006 #1
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December 27, 2006 #2
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December 28, 2006 #1
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December 28, 2006 #2
Dom and Tony are concerned as OB takes care of Il Nosh to take his mind of Max. Max finds Tom's Christmas list and OB steps up to fulfil Tom's wish.
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