Downstairs Season 2, Episode 13: The Masseuse

1

The Staycation

Kopi Soh and Uncle Dong win a staycation at a 5-star casino hotel, but a luxury hotel isn't ready for two hardcore heartlanders.

7 min

2

The Gym

Uncle Dong and Sammy check out a new gym and its many facilities and exercise classes. Will they come out alive?

6 min

3

Hi-Tech Delivery

Shafiq goes to Song Boh for some tech upgrades that can help him complete more food deliveries. None quite work out as Shafiq finds out to the detriment of his health.

7 min

4

Outbreak

An outbreak of a mysterious virus that not only causes flu-like symptoms, but also works like a truth serum, creates panic across the country.

6 min

5

Midnight Movie

After a midnight horror movie, Uncle Dong, Kopi Soh, Sammy, Western Bar and Shafiq find themselves trapped inside a mall with a masked killer stalking them.

6 min

6

The Beauty App

A new phone app sweeps Singapore by storm. Not only does it beautify selfies, the user can actually look like the beautified version of him- or herself for a fixed period of time.

5 min

7

The Salon

Uncle Dong and Sammy patronise a new salon, unaware that the Back, Sack and Crack package they signed up for isn't a massage service.

6 min

8

Crash Landing On Mee Soto

An alien crash lands into the heartland and quickly assumes the disguise of a Korean model. Siti is smitten by him but Shafiq tries to convince her that he isn't real.

7 min

9

Ah Po's Revenge

The imprisoned Ah Po instructs her loanshark minions on the outside to take revenge on Uncle Dong for putting her in jail. Sadly, they’re idiots.

7 min

10

Husband Deposit

Uncle Dong, Sammy and Joe go to the mall with their wives and are bored to death until they discover a secret 'Husband Deposit' - a portal into a wonderland man cave.

6 min

11

Home Quarantine

An infectious virus outbreak has everyone serving home quarantine orders and keeping in touch through video conferencing.

6 min

12

Mosquito Man

Uncle Dong is acidentally bitten by a radioactive mosquito and develops strange powers that can fight dengue. However, unexpected side effects soon follow.

6 min

13

The Masseuse

A new heartland spa opens that boasts a massage technique that can make two hands feel like four. Uncle Dong and Sammy decide to find out if the legend is true.

7 min

14

Alien Invasion 3

The Aliens return to Earth for a 3rd reconnaissance mission. More hard truths about their intended human captives await.

7 min

15

The Cafetiam

The kopitiam gang visit a new high-class coffeeshop and come face-to-face with versions of themselves who are better-looking, better-dressed and better-spoken.

6 min

16

The Underwear Thief

An underwear thief terrorises the neighbourhood. The gang set out to capture the felon but Kopi Soh has more troubling issues about the thief's intentions.

6 min

17

The Cook-Off

The kopitiam plays host to a food program starring a British food critic who rouses the ire of the stall owners with unflattering remarks about local food.

7 min

18

Ah Po's Second Chance

Ah Po the ex-boss of the crime underworld is released from prison and attempts to reintegrate back into society by holding down a normal job.

7 min

19

The Dong Disaster Part 1

After accidentally breaking a mystical Celestial Star, Uncle Dong finds himself the epicentre of all things bad luck, leading to a chain of events that could bring about the end of the world.

6 min

20

The Dong Disaster Part 2

As the world faces an impending doom due to Uncle Dong's 'negative' energy, the gang turns to Wendy the fortune teller for help, but her solution is nothing anyone could have predicted.

6 min