Raw Toonage Season 1, Episode 12: Get Me to the Church on Time

Spatula Party

Ludwig Von Drake demonstrates various principals of toon physics. Bonkers's new neighbor Fawn Deer wants to borrow a spatula, and so Bonkers scurries all around the neighborhood trying to get one.

30 min

Doggie Schnauzer

Ludwig Von Drake demonstrates various principals of toon physics. The life of a man who swallowed a washing machine depends on Doggie Schnauzer, a brilliant surgeon but also a mutt with obedience problems.

30 min

Marsupilami Meets Dr. Normanstein

Ludwig Von Drake demonstrates various principals of toon physics. Marsupilami and Maurice stumble onto the lab of the evil Dr. Normanstein, who happens to be looking for a brain for his new monster, Apenstein.

30 min

Sheerluck Bonkers

Don Karnage shows the audience how to look for buried treasure, with mixed results. Watch for a surprise cameo at the end. Victorian era detective Sheerluck Bonkers tries to find out who's stolen a priceless pendant from Princess Fawn of Doe-mania.

30 min

All Potato Network

Don Karnage shows the audience how to look for buried treasure, with mixed results. Watch for a surprise cameo at the end. This cable channel features programming of special interest to tubers, like the soap opera ""All my Spuds"" and the police show ""Spudsky and Hutch"".

30 min

The Puck Stops Here

Don Karnage shows the audience how to look for buried treasure, with mixed results. Watch for a surprise cameo at the end. Norman uses the hotel air conditioning system to freeze the lake, and then challenges Mars to a game of hockey.

30 min

Bonkers in Space

Uncle Scrooge demonstrates the new security system he's installed in his money bin, by trying to break in. In the future, Bonkers and Jitters work at a spaceship-wash outfit in a space station. But Jitters accidentally gets cast into space while Bonkers puts the moves on Fawn.

30 min

Cro-Magnum PI

Uncle Scrooge demonstrates the new security system he's installed in his money bin, by trying to break in. A stone-age gumshoe investigates a business tychoon's theft of ideas for new inventions like the wheel and fire in this pre-historic film noir.

30 min

The Treasure of the Sierra Marsdre

Norman spies on Mars and Maurice planing to go on a treasure hunt, and worms his way into joining them.

30 min

Draining Cats and Dogs

In contemporary New York, superstar Sebastian tries to get to the Mervin Peevish Convention Center in time to host a variety show, avoiding being caught by Chef Louie along the way. Plumbers Bonkers and Jitters rescue Fawn when her pipes burst and flood her house.

30 min

Mars vs. Man

Foreman Norman uproots Mars's tree to make space for his condominiums, but Mars squats in one of them.

30 min

So You Think You Know Everything, Do You?

Jitters A. Dog does stunt work for the Disney shows ""Duck Tales"", ""Rescue Rangers"", ""The Little Mermaid"", and ""TaleSpin"". Two certified geniuses compete on a game show with each other, and a dog.

Someone's in the Kitchen with Mars

Jitters A. Dog does stunt work for the Disney shows ""Duck Tales"", ""Rescue Rangers"", ""The Little Mermaid"", and ""TaleSpin"". Chef Norman steals Mars and Maurice's big basket of fruit. But Mars and Maurice track him to the hotel kitchen.

Ski Patrol

Bonkers tries to deliver a tv to Fawn's house. Ambulance drivers Bonkers and Jitters rush to help skier Grumbles, who's injured on the slopes.

Poultrygeist

Bonkers tries to deliver a tv to Fawn's house. A family is alarmed to find out that their house was built on the site of an old fast-food chicken restaurant, and now the poltergeists of the chickens eaten there terrorize them.

Romancing the Clone

Bonkers tries to deliver a tv to Fawn's house. Norman dresses up as a female marsupilami to deceive a tourist that's trying to take a picture of a marsupilami. But Mars falls in love with Norman.

Goofy's Guide to the Olympics

Sports Goofy demonstrates various track and field events.

Get Me a Pizza (Hold the Minefield)

A black-and-white newsreel tells of how World War I hero Bonkers bravely delivered pizzas to our boys in the front.

Nightmare on Rocky Road

A boy who loves ice cream gets his wish when the whole world turns to ice cream. But now he must face the evil Freddy Scooper.

Wanna Be Ruler

Mars and Norman compete for the title of ruler of the Wannabe tribe, and the treasure that comes with it.

The Porker's Court

The three pigs take the big bad wolf to the T.V. court over the shoddy conditions of the houses that he's leased to them.

Dogzapoppin

Launchpad McQuack gives lessons in flying. Bonkers has to get an important package to his boss, Grumbles, but he can't get past Grumble's nasty dog.

The Hairy Ape

Launchpad McQuack gives lessons in flying. Norman traps Maurice to take to the zoo, telling Mars that he's taking him to a party. But now Mars wants to go, too.

Fear of Kites

Launchpad McQuack gives lessons in flying. Mars and Maurice's kite gets tangled up on the hotel rooftop. But Bellhop Norman won't let them inside to retrieve it.

Trail Mix Bonkers & the Pony Express

Pony express rider TrailMix Bonkers delivers two money plates to California and fights the Grumbles Kid.

The Young and the Nestless

Mars reminisces about a time when a young Mars and Maurice fought a kid-age Norman over Mars's comic book collection.

Coming Attractions

Features ads for the snack bar, where you can buy a ""refreshing cup of Blue"", and previews of films like ""Totzilla"" and ""Rambone"" ( which features the soldier chicken out to avenge the friends who wound up as fast food ).

Bathtime for Maurice

Mars has to go through a lot of trouble to get filthy Maurice to take a bath.

Witch Doctor Is Which?

Gosalyn enthusiastically eggs on a reluctant Ludwig von Drake to build a monster for her. Witch Doctor Norman places a series of curses on Mars so that he instead of Mars will be the happiest person in the jungle.

Robin Hoof

Gosalyn enthusiastically eggs on a reluctant Ludwig von Drake to build a monster for her. Dashing cow Robin Hoof and his ( !?!?! ) sidekick Milk Maid Marion protect the people of Sherwood Forest from the evil Prince and Sherriff in this send-up of Jay Ward's Fractured Fairy Tales.

Jungle Fever

Gosalyn enthusiastically eggs on a reluctant Ludwig von Drake to build a monster for her. Mars tries to cure a sick Maurice, but keeps getting sneezed into the way of a refined lion.

Quest for Firewood

Marsupilami teaches Maurice how to defend himself against a bully. In prehistoric times, cavecat Bonkers searches for firewood to bring back to his freezing tribe.

Badly Animated Man

Marsupilami teaches Maurice how to defend himself against a bully. Meet Badly Animated Man, the superhero who can leap over a tall building with a single drawing, and who wields a Two-Frame-a-Minute Punch.

Safari So Good

Marsupilami teaches Maurice how to defend himself against a bully. Norman's Aunt Mindy pays a visit and takes an immediate liking to Mars.

Gobble Gobble Bonkers

Jitters lets Bonkers take one his beloved turkeys to Grumbles for Thanksgiving dinner, not realizing that it's the dinner.

Hot Spots

A heat wave, a watering hole and Norman all combine to make trouble for the jungle residents.

My New Shoes

A kid raps about all the cool things he can do with his new shoes in this hiphop video.

Prime Mates Forever

Mars helps Maurice try to romance a tough female gorilla.