Hooperman Season 1, Episode 3: Don We Now Our Gay Apparel

1

Hooperman (Pilot)

The beloved owner of the apartment building is killed by a burglar and Hooperman inherits both the building and her dog, Bijoux.

30 min

2

The Answer My Friend, Is Passing in the Wind

Bijoux is on trial. Hooperman claims Bijoux is a 'police sniffer' and has 24 hours to prove it.

30 min

3

Don We Now Our Gay Apparel

Things start warming up between Hooperman and his fix-it person and DeMott is again a victim of cupid's arrow.

30 min

4

Aria Da Capo

A witness in the Federal Witness Protection Program rapes a woman and Hooperman is ordered to look the other way.

30 min

5

John Doe, We Hardly Knew Ye

A psychic tenant helps identify an unidentified body found at the docks. Also, a 'nephew' claims he is entitled to the apartment.

30 min

6

The Shooting

Hooperman can't bring himself to shoot an escaping robbery suspect.

30 min

7

Hot Wired

Hooperman gets all wired up to go undercover.

30 min

8

Baby Talk

Hooperman is assigned to baby-sit an Arab sheik's spoiled daughter while DeMott and Silardi pose as a couple to catch a baby broker who steals children.

30 min

9

Blues for Danny Welles

Hooperman befriends an inmate with AIDS.

30 min

10

I, Witness

Hooperman and Stern dismiss a lonely old man's claim that he can identify a masked murderer- until he calls a press conference.

30 min

11

Deck the Cell With Bars of Folly

The precinct is in the holiday spirit and holds an open house for a colorful array of petty criminals.

30 min

12

The Naked and the Dead

Hooperman is after the thief who's robbing stiffs from a cemetery, and Susan's dead sure that her new novel will make a killing.

30 min

13

The Snitch

Hooperman's informant is petrified of tattling on thugs and needs police protection.

30 min

14

Chariots of Fire

Hooperman buys a vintage sports car from a convicted drug dealer and Susan is writing an article about women involved with cops.

30 min

15

High Noon

While working undercover as a fence, Hopperman discovers that a convict who threatened to kill him has just escaped from prison.

30 min

16

Blaste From the Past

Love draws Stern to a precinct shrink, Susan to a muscle-bound airhead, and Hooperman to a recently divorced ex-girlfriend.

30 min

17

Tomato Can

Hooperman befriends an illiterate boxer who wants to be a cop and McNeil gets a bad case of the jitters right before he's to appear on a game show.

30 min

18

Me and Mr. Magoo

Hooperman enlists the aid of an eccentric pilot when a child-abuse case calls for some airbourne assistance.

30 min

19

Baby On Board

Hoopperman learns he's the father of Susan's unborn child.

30 min

20

Trudy and Clyde

Stakeout experts Hooperman and Pritzger spend days ogling a robbery suspect's girlfriend who does aerobics in the buff, until she calls for help and pulls a gun on them.

30 min

21

Nick Derringer, P.I.

Out to nail an elusive drug dealer, Hooperman sides with a pint-size private eye who makes short shrift of his clients and the police department.

30 min

22

Surprise Party

It's showdown time when Silardi's homophobic twin brother and Susan's Hooperphobic mother both show up in time to celebrate Hooperman's birthday.

30 min