Best Week Ever Season 5, Episode 5: October 20, 2006

September 15th, 2006

<I>Dancing with the Stars</I>, Racist TV, Diddy, Katie Couric; Sizzler: Lindsay Lohan needs underpants, Kirsten Dunst’s sex stories, Brad Pitt marriage demands, 50 Cent gets arrested; Paul F. Tompkins Celebrity Defender: Paris Hilton drunk driving; In Case You Missed It: Weatherman freaks out over cockroach, paparazzi laugh at Jamiraqai, Martha Stewart licks David Letterman’s blood, Nicole Ritchie on Tyra, The Week in _itney: Britney, Whitney & Jitney; Best Week Ever: Little Richard.

30 min

September 22, 2006

<I>Grey’s Anatomy</I>, Fergie, Daytime Talk, TMX Elmo; Sizzler: Lindsay Lohan actually hurt, Willie Nelson arrested, Jackie Chan admitted to doing porn (31 years ago) Courtney Love & Whitney Houston; <I>Greg Behrendt Show</I>; In Case You Missed It: Chicken Noodle Soup song, Barbie’s pooping dog, goofy composite sketch, <I>Wife Swap</I>: Pirates; This Week In Mario Lopez’s Ass; Best Week Ever: Arugula.

30 min

September 29, 2006

<I>Heroes</I>, <I>Desperate Housewives</I>, Janet Jackson, Oprah’s Road Trip, Screech’s Sex Tape; Sizzler: Tara Reid deflates, Miss Cleo is gay, Jessica Simpson’s rooster pendant; <I>Bratz Babyz the Movie</I>; In Case You Missed It: Chris Wallace interviews Bill Clinton, DJ Vindaloo, <I>Amazing Race</I>, Fox reporter Lisa Evers getting molested by a drunk, Drag queen mocks Beyonce’s video; Best Week Ever: Weird Al Yankovic

30 min

October 6, 2006

<I>Lost</I>, Mark Foley, Flavor Flav, Jerry Springer; Sizzler: Paris Hilton gets punched by Shanna Moakler, Jennifer Aniston & Vince Vaughn break up, George Clooney’s fake dates, George Michael arrested; Secret Deodorant commercials; In Case You Missed It: DJ Vindaloo part II, Matthew McConaughey brushing his teeth, Avril Lavigne, <I>Project Runway</I>; Defending Your iPod: Efram Ramirez, Best Week Ever: B-List Actors.

30 min

October 27, 2006

Madonna, Kazakhstan, Rush Limbaugh, 24 Trailer; Pop Culture Mother Teresa Award for Self Sacrifice: Tara Reid on botched boob jobs; Sizzler: Snoop Dog boarded a plane with a baton, Kate Moss is pregnant, Tom Cruise & Katie Holms get date for a wedding, Chris Angel & Paris Hilton, Isaiah Washington apologizes; Jay-Z’s Show Me What You Got; Pop Culture Walt Disney Award for Safe Family Friendly Entertainment: Tara Reid on her new straight to download movie; In Case You Missed It: Justin Timberlake gets slapped with meat, Chevy Ad with Rosa Parks, Bully; Pop Culture Robert Frost Award for Excellence in Imagery & Diction: Tara Reid again; Best Week Ever: Alec Baldwin

30 min

November 3, 2006

Frangela talks about Oprah’s giveaway; Borat, Halloween, Reese and Ryan, Play 2 Win; Sizzler: Marcia Cross’s nude pics, Flavor Flav becomes a dad for the 7th time; Ugly Betty: Gay Justin; Separated at Birth?: Dakota Fanning & Chucky, Katie Holmes & Lonelygirl15, Madonna’s adopted son & his biological father; In Case You Missed It: OC premiere, Wisconsin political ad, Guiding Light character gets superpowers, Chevy Chase on Law & Order, John Kerry’s joke; Best Week Ever: Skeletons.

30 min

November 10, 2006

Paul F. Tompkins: Celebrity Defender: K-Fed Divorce; Britney Spears, <I>Dancing with the Stars</I>, <I>Desperate Housewives</I>, Gay Celebs; Sizzler: Matthew McConaughey turned down a threesome, Shanna Moakler’s divorce party, Denise Richards throws laptop; Mark Littell’s Nutty Buddy; Doug Benson: Pop Culture Bachelor; In Case You Missed It: Bank of America employee performs U2’s “One” with new lyrics, Fox News New York story on secret gay husbands, New York City Marathon announcers being jerks; Separated at Birth: Saddam Hussein & Mel Gibson, Rosie O’Donnell & Barf from <I>Spaceballs</I>, Joey Lawrence & Gay Justin; Best Week Ever: Too Much Information

30 min

November 17th, 2006

Tomkat wedding, <I>Dancing with the Stars</I>, PS3, Shatner, OJ Simpson; Sizzler: Hillary Swank hit in the face, Kevin Federline claims to have a sex tape, Madonna plans to adopt a girl; <I>Borat</I> lawsuits; In Case You Missed It: Man vs Wild, Tom Cruise stares at hurt girl, Tyra Banks panty party, KT Tunstall’s “Suddenly I See” in every show; Best Week Ever: Déjà vu.

30 min

December 1st, 2006

Britney and Paris, Michael Richards, Pam & Kid Rock, Holiday Gifts; Sizzler: Sienna Miller buys handcuffs, Lindsay Lohan, Snoop Dogg arrested, Kevin Federline’s affair with a porn star; Michael Richards Fall Apology Tour 2006; In Case You Missed It: Heidi Klum’s holiday video, Bachelor Rome, Cheyenne’s lip synching, Danny DeVito on the View, remote control turns 50; Best Week Ever: Nintendo Wii

30 min

Best Year Ever

Million Dollar Babies, Deride & Conquer (<I>Borat</I>) Mel-O-Drama; Doug Benson: Pop Culture Bachelor: Fergie, Clay Aiken, Maury Povich, Leslie Nielsen, Vincent from <I>Project Runway</I>; Best Year Ever Nominee #1: Junk; Clicker Shock, In Case You Missed It: Little Superstar, Paris Hilton; Best Year Ever Nominee #2: Tim Gunn; What happened the week Tom Cruise got married; Update: Matthew McConaughey’s Shirt; Creepshow (Pedophile fever) In Case You Missed it: <I>Flavor of Love</I>, Guy Goma, Halloween on the <I>Today Show</I>, Best Year Ever Nominee #3: Oprah’s Friends; Update on McConaughey’s shirt; Mac & PC; Katie Couric & <I>the View</I>; In Case You Missed It: Matt Lauer & Al Roker bobsled, the World Cup, TMX Elmo; Paul F Tompkins: Celebrity Divorce Attorney: Heather Mills, Kevin Federline, Houston vs Brown; Anderson vs Rock, Witherspoon vs Phillipe, Navaro vs Electra, Swank vs Lowe; Best Year Ever Nominee #4: David Hasselhoff; When Politicians Attack!; In Case You Missed It: Weatherman scared of cockroach, Chris Angel pulls a woman in half, Isaac Mizrahi; Best Year Ever Nominee #5: Kevin Federline; Best Year Ever: Junk

30 min

January 19th, 2007

American Idol, Britney Spears, Golden Globes, Pop Culture Bachelor: Armed & Famous, All My Children, Gwen Stefani, Steve Jobs, Tigger; Sizzler: Isaiah Washington, Lindsay Lohan enters rehab, Whitney Houston, Zach Braff; Holy Crap TV: 24; In Case You Missed It: I Love New York, Leo Sayer walks off Big Brother, Ryan Seacrest tries to gossip, Orville Redenbacher returns from the grave, the View; Best Week Ever: Bindi Irwin.

30 min

January 26, 2007

Are you homophobic?; Paris exposed, Lindsay Lohan, <I>American Idol</I>, Oscar nominations; Sizzler: Rachel Ray criticized Oprah?, Resturant industry complaining about K-Fed’s commercial, Brad Pitt gets career advice from a stripper; LaToya Jackson: Reality Superstar; In Case You Missed It: <I>Trading Spouses</I>, Tara Reid no longer a party girl, <I>Beauty & the Geek</I>; Best Week Ever: Old Ladies

30 min

February 2, 2007

Boston: 911 Call; Tyra Banks, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, American Idol; Doug Benson: Trailer Scene Investigation: Black Snake Moan; Sizzler: Kate Moss & Pete Dougherty, Anne Heche, Mike Tyson; Public Service Announcement: Quit Smoking so I don’t have to watch any more anti-smoking adds; In Case You Missed It: Good Morning America, Kevin Federline’s commercial, Becoming Miss America, celebrity reactions to Barbaro’s death, the Adult Swim ad guys; Best Week Ever: Daniel Radcliffe

30 min

February 9, 2007

Astronauts, Britney, American Idol, Prince, Celebrity Rehab, Anna Nicole Smith; Sizzler: Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera on Ellen; Black History Moment with Frangela: Black guys in fat women suits; A message from Snickers; In Case You Missed It: Trading Spouses, Engaged & Underage, Tyra; Best Week Ever: Self Absorbed Celebrities.

30 min

February 23, 2007

Britney Spears, Anna Nicole Smith, Grey’s Anatomy, Tyra, Oscar Preview Sizzler: Alex Rodriguez, Kim Mathers, Carmeron Diaz & Djimon Honsou Paul Scheer: TV Eulogist: The OC In Case You Missed It: Tim Hardaway, the View, disconnected man, The Morning Show, Chris Henson Best Week Ever: Esther Tognozzi

30 min

March 2nd, 2007

Race to the Grave: James Brown vs Anna Nicole Smith American Idol, Oscars, Paris Hilton, Jesus’ Tomb Oscar Montage Sizzler: Hugh Hefner getting married, Drew Barrymore & Cameron Diaz smoking pot, Diddy’s son gets a lapdance, Angelina Jolie to adopt a Vietnamese baby The Winner In Case You Missed It: Tyra fondles Katherine McPhee, singer from You Tube, Mary Kate Olsen’s essay, American Idol Best Week Ever: Girls With Great Personalities

30 min

March 9th, 2007

Antonella, Idol Surprises, the Other F Word, Pussycat Dolls, Doug Benson: Trailer Scene Investigator: Spiderman 3 <B>Sizzler</B>: Jared Leto breaks his nose, Jason Wahler, John Popper arrested for speeding, man sues Diddy, <I>The Secret</I> <B>In Case You Missed It</B>: <I>The Apprentice, Deal or No Deal, Inside Editon</I> sneezing girl <B>Best Week Ever</B>: Frenchie Davis

30 min

March 23rd, 2007

Brandon Rogers Sings Most of Many Popular Songs Sanjaya, Angelina Jolie, Heather Mills, Naomi Campbell <B>Idol Worship</B>: Melinda Dolittle <B>Sizzler</B>: Lindsay Lohan DJing, Elton John banned in Tobago, Tom Cruise called David Beckham 18 times in a day, <B>In Case You Missed It</B>: <I>Amazing Race, Dancing with the Stars</I>, Listen Up sound amplifier, My Games Fever host goes nuts <B>Best Week Ever</B>: Phil Spector’s Hair

30 min

March 30th

30 min

April 6th

30 min

April 20th

30 min

April 27th

30 min

May 11th

30 min

May 18th (American Idol Edition)

30 min

May 25th

30 min

June 8th

30 min

June 15th

30 min

June 22nd

30 min

June 29th

30 min