The Real McCoys Season 2, Episode 34: How to Paint a House

Do You Kiss Your Wife?

Luke and Kate have a spat when Luke and Grampa show their disgust for public kissing by the Emerys, who have been married over five years. It takes Grampa to clear up the situation by explaining that there's a time and place for kissing, and that a public display of affection doesn't necessarily denote love.

30 min

Grampa Learns About Teenagers

Grampa is upset when he finds Hassie learning to dance to rock and roll music and using makeup in order to attract the attention of Tommy, the most popular boy in her class. When Kate convinces Grampa his ideas are old-fashioned, he and Luke decide to assist Hassie in her conquest.

30 min

The Dancin' Fool

When Kate is unsuccessful in trying to teach Luke to dance, she finally talks him into taking dancing lessons, much to Grampa's disgust. When Kate discovers the dancing teacher is a very attractive young lady, she becomes jealous.

30 min

The New Car

Luke and Kate decide the McCoys should have a new car and trade in their old Ford. When Grampa learns of the transaction, he's heartbroken at losing a ""member of the family"" and tries to get it back. Flora MacMichael, knowing how Grampa feels about the old car, has bought it from the junk man and returns it to Grampa.

30 min

The New Dog

Grampa becomes involved with a couple of con men over a dog. He realizes they are trying to cheat him, and with the help of George MacMichael, they turn the tables on the crooks. Meanwhile, the entire McCoy family has become so attached to the dog, Mac, he becomes a member of the family.

30 min

Blow the House Down

30 min

Sing for Your Supper

30 min

The New Hired Hand

Grampa's sales pitch persuades Luke to coach the little leaguers. Grampa: Walter Brennan. Luke: Richard Crenna. Kate: Kathleen Nolan. McGinnis: Willard Waterman.

30 min

The New Well

30 min

Leave It to the Girls

30 min

The Perfect Swine

30 min

The Gift

30 min

The New Neighbors

30 min

The McCoys Visit Hollywood

30 min

Luke Gets a Job

30 min

The Bank Loan

30 min

The Great Discovery

Trouble begins when Luke unearths a valuable prehistoric bone. Luke: Richard Crenna. Grampa: Walter Brennan. Kate: Kathleen Nolan. Dr. Kirkwood: Eleanor Audley.

30 min

Sweet Fifteen

30 min

Son of the Mystic Nile

30 min

Kate Learns to Drive

30 min

Grampa's Private War

30 min

The Rainmaker

30 min

The Perfect Houseguest

30 min

The Wedding

30 min

Kate's Diet

30 min

What's a Family For?

30 min

Grampa Takes the Primrose Path

30 min

Batter Up!

30 min

Go Fight City Hall

30 min

Two's Company

30 min

The Mrs. Homemaker Contest

Grampa is aiming for the prize Kate may win in a homemaker contest. Amanda: Marjorie Bennett. Grampa: Walter Brennan. Kate: Kathleen Nolan. Luke: Richard Crenna.

30 min

The Tax Man Cometh

Grampa puts on a convincing poor act for the tax man---and the neighbors. Wells: Richard Deacon. The Rev. Mr. Bascom: Thomas B. Henry. Grampa: Walter Brennan.

30 min

The Insurance Policy

Grampa's scheme to withhold an insurance payment backfires. Grampa: Walter Brennan. Simmons: Rusty Lane. Sloane: Stanley Farrar. Luke: Richard Crenna.

30 min

The Great Woodsman

Grampa plans to knock Little Luke's new hero off his pedestal. Grampa: Walter Brennan. Little Luke: Michael Winkelman. Johnson: Lloyd Corrigan. Eddie: Raymond Karr.

30 min

The Big Skeet Shoot

30 min

Grampa's New Job

Grampa gets a job answering mail. His problem: he can't read. Woodruff: Jack Mather. Grampa: Walter Brennan. Luke: Richard Crenna. Kate: Kathleen Nolan.

30 min

The Actor

30 min

Fire When Ready, Grampa

30 min