Al TV Season 1, Episode 5: Even Worse

In 3-D

Please Stand By Introduction Al TV Theme - "Weird Al Yankovic I Love Rocky Road - "Weird Al Yankovic Once In A Lifetime - Talking Heads Al mocks the "Once In A Lifetime" video Al TV Lost Weekend Contest House of Fun - Madness All of the Good Ones are Taken - Ian Hunter Whenever You're On My Mind - Marshall Crenshaw Al mocks the "Whenever You're On My Mind" video nutrition break - peanut butter & jelly on white bread Safety Dance - Men Without Hats Coffee Drinkers of America Al TV Theme - "Weird Al" Yankovic Jeopardy - Greg Kihn Let's Dance - David Bowie Al mocks the "Let's Dance" video Are you getting Al TV in stereo? Al News Mick Jagger's accident new Duran Duran video Eddie Van Halen's accordion Michael Jackson's "Thriller" album Love Stinks - J.Geils Band commercial Beat It - Michael Jackson Al mocks the "Beat It" video world premierre of new Michael Jackson video problem with the new Michael Jackson video Shock The Monkey - Peter Gabriel Al TV Theme - "Weird Al Yankovic Sharp Dressed Man - ZZ Top Owner Of A Lonely Heart - Yes audition for "Owner Of A Lonely Heart" video Eat It - "Weird Al" Yankovic Don't Box Me In - Stewart Copeland/Andrew Ridgely Crumblin' Down - John Cougar Mellencamp Al mocks the "Crumblin' Down" video safety first with Jiminy Cricket Burning Down The One Side - Robert Plant "Musical Mike" Kieffer Al TV promo Coffee Drinkers of America Al TV Theme - "Weird Al" Yankovic Run Runaway - Slade Rockit - Herbie Hancock Al mocks the "Rockit" video Al News Us 3 Festival Barbara Steisand's new movie Elvis Costello's tour Undercover Of The Night - Rolling Stones Spandeu Ballet! MTV promo Soak It Up - Barnes and Barnes Al TV T-shirt "Down Under" - Men at Work Al TV Theme - "Weird Al Yankovic Uptown Girl - Billy Joel More Money More War - Hisao Shinegawa Al's Mailbag was Paul McCartney in a band before he was with Michael Jackson? a drawing of a horse the Al TV "Show Us Your Breasts" contest Hell Hole - Spinal Tap Nothing Bad Ever Happens To Me - Oingo Boingo One In A Million - The Romantics how big is a million? "Weird Al" Yankovic on tour I'd Do Anything - Dead or Alive Irv, the Al TV cameraman Coffee Drinkers of America Al TV Theme - "Weird Al Yankovic Blind Vision - Blancamage Running With The Night - Lionel Ritchie Al makes an AL TV piece of toast with Cheese Whiz Al News 20 years ago in Beatles history Linda Ronstadt's new album Sting's contract You Might Think - The Cars Rebel Yell - Billy Idol Al mocks the "Rebel Yell" video Satisfaction - Devo Al TV Theme - "Weird Al Yankovic I Want A New Drug - Huey Lewis & The News Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper "Weird Al" Yankovic on tour Al TV T-shirt Wanna Be - B-52's Doesn't Really Matter - Platinum Blonde Leave It - Yes the Al TV One Night Stand contest Up The Creek - Cheap Trick the Al TV robot Coffee Drinkers of America 99 Luftballoons - Nena Harvey The Wonder Hamster Boy George interview Al News John Cougar Mellencamp's new name Bill Graham's video music warehouse ZZ Tops shaves their beards When The Lady Smiles - Golden Earing Balls to the Wall - Accept Paul Simon is dead goodnight "Ricky" - "Weird Al" Yankovic

In 3-D #2

Please Stand By Introduction Al TV Theme - "Weird Al Yankovic Eat It - "Weird Al Yankovic Al TV Lost Weekend Contest The Al TV Party House Mexican Radio - Wall of Voodoo Dog Police - Dog Police I Don't Remember - Peter Gabriel Al mocks the "I Don't Remember" video nutrition break - marshmallows & ketchup on rye bread If I Had You Back - The Rubinoos Sky High Solar Radio Helmet Al TV Theme - "Weird Al" Yankovic We're Not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister Are you getting Al TV in quadrophonic? Slow An' Easy - Whitesnake Al News Bruce Springsteen's three new albums Julio Iglesias and Ozzy Osborne's new single The Jacksons Victory Tour Don King's "State Of Shock" lawsuit Calling All Girls - Hilly Michaels Robert H. Ferguson Al TV promo Panama - Van Halen Al mocks the "Panama" video world premierre of new "State Of Shock" video State Of Shock - Harvey Leeds American Worker - The Bus Boys Al TV Theme - "Weird Al" Yankovic Adventures in Succcess - Will Powers Eyes Without a Face - Billy Idol Billy Idol's Al TV Music Video Awards nominations Most innovative use of percussion Worst breath by a video artist Most unusual way to set off fireworks Most versatile performer Music Time - Styx Rappin' Rodney - Rodney Dangerfield Legs - Z Z Top Al mocks the "Legs" video Al TV basement tapes competition Wrong Heartbeat - Richard Thompson Sky High Solar Radio Skull Plate Joel Miller's bongo impressions racoon on a hot tin roof racoon getting shot Marlon Perkins getting ripped apart by wild lions Al TV Theme - "Weird Al" Yankovic Predictable - The Kinks Stay The Night - Chicago (with Al mocking the video) public service announcement - how to make a good impression during a job interview Al News - Rock Video Olympics guitar throwing competiton 30 meter crawling event clothes tearing competition clumsy competition long distance stone toss weight lifting competition high jump competition high dive competition underwater singing category cross country chicken crushing event I Love L.A. - Randy Newman Roxanne Al TV promo She Bop - Cyndi Lauper Al watches The Flintstones Al TV T-shirts Cool Places - Sparks & Jane Wied

Dare To Be Stupid

"Like a Surgeon" - "Weird Al" Yankovic "Crusin'" - Michael Nesmith Contest to be a roadie for Al "$30 Guitar" - Pancreas Joe and the Leftists "Don't Come Around Here No More" - Tom Petty Al makes a snack "Let It All Hang Out" - The Nails Coffee Drinkers of America Steve Jay's hidden talent "Time Warp" - The Rocky Horror Picture Show Original Soundtrack Are you getting Al-Tv in stereo? Videos can be educational Al-tv News Bruce Springsteen wrote a song for Michael Jackson Ghostbusters lawsuits What Prince is really like "Bongo Bongo" - Steve Miller Band Elvira endorsement for Al-Tv "Institutionalized" - Suicidal Tendencies Interview with Paul McCartney "Mind My Have Still I" - What is This Al-Tv intro "I Do'Wanna Know" - REO Speedwagon "Head Over Heels" - The GoGos "Girlfriend Is Better" - Talking Heads Al imitates David Byrne Al's trip to Japan "Neutron Dance" - The Pointer Sisters "Singers" - Eddie Murphy "Rock N Roll High School" - The Ramones Al announces his concert tour "1-800" - Dog Police Ad for the Sky High solar radio helmet Bermuda's hidden talent "Da Doo Ron Ron" - Karen Kamon "Naughty Naughty" - John Parr (with Al mocking) Al celebrates John Parr's acting abilities Al-Tv door prizes Al-Tv News Celebrities and their similiar identities The myth behind Phil Collins and Charlie Brown "Through Being Cool" - Devo BB King endorsement for Al-Tv "Feet Don't Fail Me Now" - Utopia Ad for Al-Tv T-shirt "Wox Humana" - Kenny Loggins Al-Tv intro "One Step Beyond" - Madness Al-Tv promo "Just a Gigalo/I Ain't Got Nobody" - David Lee Roth Al's mailbag chain letter Al gets a present Trivia question How to write to Al-Tv Al earns a dollar "Holiday Road" - Lindsey Buckingham "The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun" - Julie Brown "Parade" - Andy Summers and Robert Flip The Al-Tv waffle "Metal Heads" - Blotto Coffee Drinkers of America Al-Tv robot "Clues" - Robert Palmer "Eat It" - "Weird Al" Yankovic (Japanese version) Rock video bleeps, bloopers, blunders and practical jokes Stevie Nicks Prince Powerstation Yes Al-Tv news Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Phil Collins "No Jacket Required" Celebrity wrestling "Voices Carry" - 'til tuesday Vanity endorsement for Al-Tv "Wot" - Captain Sensible Duran Duran essay contest "Free Yourself" - The Untouchables Al-Tv intro "Genius of Love" - The Tom Tom Club "Monster" - Fred Schneider Al announces more tour dates Ad for Al-Tv t-shirt "Centerfold" - The J.Geils Band "True Men Don't Kill Coyotes" - The Red Hot Chili Peppers "Breakaway" - Tracy Ulman The Yugoslovian napkin trick "Fish Heads" - Barnes and Barnes Ad for the Sky High solar radio skull plate Jim West's hidden talent Al-Tv bumper "I'm on Fire" - Bruce Springsteen (with Al mocking) Harvey the Wonder Hamster Interview with Madonna Al-Tv video music awards Women behind bars Best disembodied heads Best table turning "Gratitude" - Danny Elfman Andy Taylor endorses Al-Tv "Kissing With Confidence" - Will Powers Is Prince really the devil? Liberace endorses Al-Tv Goodbye with Harvey "This Is the Life" - "Weird Al" Yankovic (version with scenes from "Johnny Dangerously")

Polka Party!

Introduction Living With a Hernia - "Weird Al" Yankovic Beatiful World - Devo B.B. King Al TV promo Dentist! - Steve Martin Steve MArtin as the drummer of Yes Boredom Weekend Contest School - Emo Philips Open Your Heart - Madonna, with Al's comments True Blue - Bobcat Goldthwait Al makes a snack Something to Believe In - The Ramones Sky High solar radio skull plate Coffee drinkers of America Al TV robot And She Was - Talking Heads Subterranean Homesick Blues - Bob Dylan Concert dates Going Down to Liverpool - The Bangles, with "Another One Rides The Bus" Al TV News The Al TV Music Video Awards Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel Al TV robot Peter Gabriel home video footage John Cougar Mellencamp interview Dare To Be Stupid - "Weird Al" Yankovic Al TV Theme Stephen Wright looks for his dog Totally Nude - The Wallets Greg Kihn Al TV promo You Look Marvelous - Billy Crystal Al watches The Flintstones Close Personal Friends Of Al The Original Wrapper - Lou Reed The Al TV Music Video Awards Coins of America- The Collectors Set Al TV Theme Sara - Starship, with Al's comments You Can Call Me Al - Paul Simon Al's Mailbag Liberace Al TV promo I Am By Your Side - Cory Hart, with Al's comments Al TV News Bruce Springsteen Bob Geldoff The Police Ted Turner Huey Lewis Peter Gabriel with The Monkees Van Halen Interview with someone who was there Interview with someone who thinks he was there Wonderin' - Neil Young Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head - They Might Be Giants Harvey The Wonder Hamster - "Weird Al" Yankovic Goodbye Christmas At Ground Zero - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Off the Deep End

Introduction "Fat" - "Weird Al" Yankovic B.B. King endorses Al-TV "Sweet Emotion" - Aerosmith (with Al mocking) Al-TV Buzz cut "Come As You Are" - Nirvana Interview with Paul McCartney George Michael speaks "Calling All Girls" - Hilly Michaels Al's Mailbag A late contest entry Al's hidden talent Al gets a present "Hell Hole" - Spinal Tap A lonely Al fan's request "Girlfriend" - Matthew Sweet (with Al's addition) Al-TV's The Big Picture Basic Instinct The Top Twelve countdown Ad for the Sky High solar radio skull plate "This Note's For You" - Neil Young Interview with Vince Neil "Everything About You" - Ugly Kid Joe Bobcat Goldthwait endorses Al-TV "Losing My Religion" - REM (with Al mocking) Al-TV News Guns N Roses' new albums Don Henley's new fundraiser The MC Skat Kat controversy The Hammer controversy "Alive" - Pearl Jam The Al-TV Gong "UHF" - "Weird Al" Yankovic "Losing My Religion" - REM (with Al mocking) Al-TV News The Boise scene A shocking fact about Bill Clinton John Mellencamp's new name "Rico Suave" - Gerardo (with the music of Al's "Taco Grande") Interview with Def Leppard "Babalu Music!" - Ricky Ricardo My dinner with Al contest "Polka Your Eyes Out" - "Weird Al" Yankovic (live at Dr. Demento's 20th anniversary party) Interview with Paula Abdul "I Can't Dance" - Genesis (with Al superimposed) Liberace endorses Al-TV "The Statue Got Me High" - They Might Be Giants Al announces his concert tour AL-TV theme The "Weird Al" Story "Love Shack" - The B-52s The "Weird Al" Story part two An Al-TV endorsement "Right Now" - Van Halen (with Al's addition) Interview with Tom Petty "Free Fallin'" - Tom Petty Al-TV theme "Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies" - "Weird Al" Yankovic Ad for Al-aholics Anonymous "House of Fun" - Madness "Black Or White" - Michael Jackson (Al's adaptation) Al unplugged: "You Don't Love Me Anymore" "Got My Mind Set On You" - George Harrison Interview with George Harrison Al-TV's House of Style "Don't Cry" - Guns N' Roses (with Al mocking) New releases "She's Mad" - David Byrne Al imitates the video The Al-TV pie "Bohemian Rhapsody" - Bad News Harvey the Wonder Hamster Al-TV Theme Interview with Ozzy Osbourne Ad for the Faxsex hotline Goodbye with Harvey "Smells Like Nirvana" - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Bad Hair Day

Introduction Al TV Theme MTV's Idea "Smells Like Teen Spirit" - Nirvana "Smells Like Nirvana" - "Weird Al" Yankovic Nutrition Break Foo Fighter Polka Clip of "Friends of P" by the Rentals with Al VJ's Life "Lump" - The Presidents of the United States of America "Gump" - "Weird Al" Yankovic Harvey the Wonder Hamster NIN Polka Al TV Theme Paul Brushes his teeth(Beatles Anthology 17) "Beat It" - Michael Jackson "Eat It" - "Weird Al" Yankovic Al Plays with Bill's Toys Soundgarden Polka Monster Truck wheel Throw up??? Madonna Sperm Donor Contest "Like A Virgin" - Madonna "Like A Surgeon" - "Weird Al" Yankovic An obsesive fan Bullet With Butterfly Wings Polka Al TV theme "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" - Crash Test Dummies "Headline News" - "Weird Al" Yankovic Al Plays the Komodophone Sex Type thing Polka "Runaway Train" - Soul Assylum (with new people added by Al) Tatoo Parlor "Money For Nothing" - Dire Straits "Money for Nothing/Beveryly Hillbillies" - "Weird Al" Yankovic Bad Tatoo! R.E.M. Polka Missing artists Pork Sculpture "Give It Away" - Red Hot Chilli Peppers "Bedrock Anthem" - "Weird Al" Yankovic "Since You've Been Gone" (sorta live-ish) - "Weird Al" Yankovic Red Hot Chilli Peppers Polka "Ironic" - Alanis Morissette (with Al mocking) Al reminisces about Alanis "Bad" - Michael Jackson "Fat" - "Weird Al" Yankovic I heard Coolio was mad at me Alanis Polka Al TV If You can see me, you're watching AL TV "Gangsta's Paradise" - Coolio "Amish Paradise" - "Weird Al" Yankovic Concert Dates Al bleeds! Green Day Polka

Running With Scissors

Introduction "It's All About the Pentiums" - "Weird Al" Yankovic Harvey the Wonder Hamster Interview with Cher Van Halen lead singer contest "Song For the Dumped" - Ben Folds Five Educational film: "Crimes of Carelessness" Ad for Larry H. Finklestein: Attorney at law AL-TV News: Ricky Martin bootlegs Upcoming Mariah Carey videos ODB's new name John Popper's arrest "Polka Power!" - "Weird Al" Yankovic (clips of regular videos played to Al's song) Interview with Steven Tyler Al-TV theme "River" - Hanson (director's cut version) AL-TV News Blair Witch Project wannabes Austin Powers catchphrase law Upcoming films "I Miss You" - Bjork Interview with Michael Stipe AL-TV Theme "Germs" - "Weird Al" Yankovic (from live concert video) Educational film: "Germs and You" AL-TV News Garth Brooks' alter egos The Joe C. controversy The success of the Spice Girls New holiday releases "Jurassic Park" - "Weird Al" Yankovic Ask Al Al's new look Motor oil opinions Al's biggest fan Album priorities The pressures of Saturday morning "Wail" - Jon Spencer Blues Explosion Interview with Snoop Dogg Goodbye with Harvey "The Saga Begins" - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Poodle Hat

Introduction "Bob" - "Weird Al" Yankovic "Complicated" - Avril Lavigne (with Al's "A Complicated Song" dubbed over) Interview with Avril Lavigne "I Want It That Way" - Backstreet Boys (with Al's "eBay" dubbed over) Interview with Britney Spears "Hot In Here" - Nelly (with Al's "Trash Day" dubbed over) Harvey the Wonder Hamster "Angry White Boy Polka" - "Weird Al" Yankovic (clips of regular videos played to Al's song) Interview with Celine Dion Interview with Eminem Goodbye "It's All About the Pentiums" - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Straight Outta Lynwood

-Introduction I'll Sue Ya Jessica Simpson Interview Virus Alert (Partial) Polkarama! -Al's Myspace friends Don't Download this Song (Partial) -Al's Websites Weasel Stomping Day -Al gives back to the people Close but no Cigar -Al introduces the K-Fed interview Confessions Part 3 (partial) Kevin Federline Interview Do I Creep you Out -Al looks at the sun -Goodbye White and Nerdy

Straight Outta Lynwood