Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice Season 1, Episode 12: My Butcher is a Thief

Can I Help It If She's Crazy About Me?

Ted fires his secretary because he believes she's developed amorous feelings for him. Meanwhile, Lizzie prepares a family dinner for a school project.

Alice's Wild Oat

When an attorney who's been indicted for tax fraud shows up on the front page of the paper, Alice admits to Ted that she lost her virginity to him.

Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice

What's a little nudity among friends? A big issue in this series pilot, as Bob and Carol return from a sensitivity weekend--dying to swim naked with Ted & Alice.

I'm Not Jealous, Only Curious

Carol's jealousy bubbles to the surface when Bob begins working with an actress whose promiscuous reputation precedes her.

Open Marriage, Closed Mind

Bob and Carol are flabbergasted when they discover their old friend is about to take a second wife.

Nobody Wants To Talk About It

A funeral for an acquaintance makes the Sanders and Hendersons face the inevitable prospect of death.

The Bare Truth Hurts

Bob hides a video camera to catch Ted and Alice fighting for his new documentary, but the odd conversation that he captures piques the interest of Bob's nudist coworker.

Such Good Friends

Realizing that they come from different worlds, the Sanders and Hendersons spend an entire night engaged in a series of silly escalating quarrels.

Walk a Mile in My Clogs

Double, Double, Doyle & Trouble

A sketchy client imposes himself on Ted and offers to oversee Bob and Carol's garage sale.

Inadmissible Evidence

Alice is freaked out after sitting on a committee to evaluate an X-rated movie, but her consternation swells when she finds the film's lead actor dining at the Sanders' home.

Episode 13