Liverspots and Astronots Season 1, Episode 19: The Smarmy Army

1

The Remains

No one seems to know why Dusty Craters, a dilapidated nursing home, is floating through space carrying a colorful assortment of grumpy old folks under the care of an evil goat doctor. But then again nothing seems to make sense in a world where a talking two-dollar bill lives in a Cracker Jack box and a three-eyed ape just might be the center of the universe.

6 min

2

The Ice Storm

Roosi and Big Man accidentally freeze the ship and must get to the HVAC system in order to save everyone.

6 min

3

The Exorcism of Odor

A demonic fungus in Goonter’s neck starts eating all the residents on the ship. It’s up to Pesh to save the day and clean up this mess…

6 min

4

The Talent Show

Roosi is extremely nervous for the Dusty Craters Talent Show - the weirdest show in space - where residents perform everything from naked ribbon dancing to pasta operas.

6 min

5

The Two Dollah Bill

The residents find a two-dollar bill in a Cracker Jack box, who turns out to be a southern anarchist named Jefferson. Jefferson urges the residents to break Pesh’s rules and before long they're swimming in the fish tanks, filling their pants with ice cream, and driving Pesh insane.

6 min

6

The Yog

The residents sit around a campfire and tell each other scary stories about THE YOG - a creature who steals people’s faces.

6 min

7

Inspector Cabbage

A health inspector comes to Dusty Craters. Pesh must get the ship in shape before they get shut down.

6 min

8

The Egg

Roosi's soul is shot into the cosmos. Luckily, Kurt Vonnegut is there to help him out.

6 min

9

Cosmic Saver

As a reward for repairing the ship, Dr. Pesh gives Roosi and Big Man a piece of candy that sucks them into a wormhole where they meet an omnipotent being named Uri.

6 min

10

The Hide and Seek

Pesh institutes a ship-wide game of Hide and Seek and Roosi discovers the mysterious machine Big Man's been building.

6 min

11

The Exterminator Part 1

Pesh has all the residents wait outside the ship while he takes care of a "pest problem."

6 min

12

The Exterminator Part 2

Pesh and Big Man have their final battle while Uri and Dark Matter fight for control of the universe.

6 min

13

The Infinite Monkey

There’s a monster on the ship and it's up to Roosi and the residents to track it down before it tears the ship apart.

6 min

14

The Older Brother

When Big Man won’t stop crying, Pesh calls the best baby doctor in the galaxy - aka, his older brother.

6 min

15

The Dustys

In one of the kitchen pantries, the residents find THE LAST GEL-O CUP IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY. After a violent tussle for the dessert, Pesh figures the only way to decide who gets the Gel-O is to have a ship-wide competition called The Dustys.

6 min

16

The Mirror

Dusty Craters crashes into another ship and come face-to-face with themselves.

6 min

17

The Sons of Jefferson

The residents receive a distress signal from their old pal Jefferson who needs them to babysit his kids.

6 min

18

The Homunculus

Roosi's been kidnapped by a psychotic worm and Big Man takes over the ship to get him back.

6 min

19

The Smarmy Army

Roosi finds himself covered in little orange men but no one will believe him! And Big Man is getting... dark...

6 min

20

The Third Eye Infection

Dark Matter tells Pesh to kill the residents but they quickly turn the table on him.

6 min

21

The Inner Planet

The residents travel through Big Man’s body to save her from Dark Matter while Pesh fights for his sanity in the darkest recesses of his mind.

6 min