The Jeff Foxworthy Show Season 2, Episode 12: You Cain't Teach a Dead Dog New Tricks

Where the Donuts are Good, Not Great

30 min

The List is Strife

To better communication, Karen suggests that she and Jeff each make lists of things for the other to work on.

30 min

The Poor Sportsmen of the Apocalypse

Jeff and the guys head out to ""go head to head with the brutalities of nature"" – and each other – on a hunting trip. Karen contemplates getting rid of a newly discovered picture of (the mustached) Great Grandma ""Mee-Maw"" Foxworthy.

30 min

My Dinner with Betty

Karen invites Bill's ex-wife, Betty, to dinner, which gets Jeff in trouble with all his friends. He's in even more trouble when Betty starts blurting out intimate details of her and Bill's marriage. Meanwhile, Matt and Nettie try to con Justin out of his money by inviting him to join their club.

30 min

The Gift

After Big Jim gets kicked out by one girlfriend, he lands in the arms of another, and Jeff ponders his dad's special ""gift.""

30 min

The Practical Joke

The new boss wants Jeff to send Ebb and Candy packing, while Florus and Bill trick the pair into thinking they've won the lottery.

30 min

Puppy Love Triangle

The Foxworthys worry that Matt is spending too much time with Nettie after his teacher, Miss Blosier, says he's been distracted in school lately. Turns out Matt has a crush on Miss Blosier, which becomes more complicated when Big Jim begins to turn on his charm. Matt: ""Can you get Grampa out of here? He's got that funny look in his eye like the day he met Grandma #4 at Dollywood.""

30 min

Like Florus, Like Son

Upset over Jeff's strictness, Matt hits the road as a stowaway in Florus's truck.

30 min

The Thanksgiving Episode

On Thanksgiving, the Foxworthys open the door to a cornucopia of characters, despite Karen's desire to keep things simple.

30 min

Merry Christmas, Y'all

Jeff and Big Jim are arrested for cutting down a Christmas tree in a state park.

30 min

Feud for Thought

Karen tries to end a long-standing family feud by inviting the rival Raffertys to dinner.

30 min

The Briarton Syndrome

Jeff's new boss has an accident causing what appears to be a toxic spill on the loading dock -- and prompting an emergency two-day quarantine.

30 min

You the Man

Jeff's victory in a "mud bogging" race makes him a hero, but things get down and dirty when his rival Mario Andretti heists his trophy.

30 min

Big Dogs

Bill drags Jeff along to an infomercial seminar conducted by an inspirational self-help guru with a down-home style.

30 min

Foxworthy Shall Rise Again

Jeff's new boss volunteers all loading-dock employees to re-enact the Civil War Battle of Briarton. Meanwhile, DMV records indicate Jeff is dead.

30 min

Gone Fishin'

Karen hooks Jeff into a fishing trip with a new friend and her annoying husband.

30 min

Mooseface Loves Nuzzles

Jeff promises to do something romantic for Karen, but he gets sidetracked by a trip to a roadhouse with Big Jim and the boys from work -- where Jeff's chivalrous act on behalf of a waitress puts him in hot water at home.

30 min

The Good, The Bad and The Hairless

Ostracized at school after he wins the Most Courteous Student Award, Matt decides to be a prankster just like Jeff.

30 min

Real Men

Karen's business trip ruins Jeff's plans for their anniversary, which he winds up spending with Bill.

30 min

Wrestling Opera

Matt talks Jeff into a night of pro wrestling to avoid a class trip to the opera.

30 min

Twister of Fate

As the Foxworthys brace for a tornado, Jeff and Karen wonder who would look after the kids if anything happened to them.

30 min

Field of Schemes

The family attempts an upset at the company picnic against tough competitors, including Lester and Harold.

30 min