The Phil Silvers Show Season 4, Episode 3: Bilko's De Luxe Tours

Gold Fever

Bilko finds an old map of a secret gold mine near Grove City and investigates the site.

30 min

Bilko's Vampire

When Ritzik starts watching horror films instead of playing poker, Bilko tries to scare him off

30 min

Bilko the Potato Sack King

When offered a $20,000 wage Bilko leaves the army for a firm making potato sacks, but it is not long before he is back in the army.

30 min

Bilko v's Covington

Bilko is getting beaten at his own game by a Sgt Covington, so he starts a rumour about a big money making opportunities in Japan, but the plan backfires when Covington learns the truth.

30 min

Bilko Joins the Navy

When word of a big crap game for sailors only gets around Bilko Paparelli, and Zimmerman join the navy to take part but somehow they all end up at sea and have problems getting back ashore.

30 min

Bilko's Big Woman Hunt

Cpl Henshaw falls in love and ruins Bilko's business,so when the same thing happens to Bilko, when he gets trapped in a lift with a girl, she then disappears and he has to go to the police in order to find her.

30 min

Bilko and the Crosby's

Bilko dreams of what life would be like if he and not Bing were the father of the Crosby Sons.

30 min

Bilko's Allergy

Bilko develops an allergy to playing cards which prevents him taking part in poker games.

30 min

Bilko and the Chaplin

The Chaplin and Bilko get back at a crooked real estate agent, who wants to close a boys home and open a parking lot.

30 min

Bilko Presents the McGuire Sisters

30 min

Bilko's Secret Mission

When Ritzik is accidentally given a dose of electricity it makes him magnetic. He doesn't realise it, but it helps him control the ball in a roulette wheel. He thinks he has come up with a foolproof method of winning at roulette.

30 min

Bilko's Giveaway

In Hollywood with no money, Bilko teams up with a child genius to win big prizes on a TV game show. but no cash.

30 min

Bilko and the Medium

Hearing that Ritzik's have won $500 ,Bilko tries to borrow the money to open a pool hall.

30 min

Bilko's Bopster

When jazz drummer Skinny Sanders joins the platoon, Bilko dreams of forming a band and touring Europe.

30 min

Bilko's Hollywood Romance

A film star's agent decides that a romance with a soldier would be a good public relations exercise. Bilko gets chosen but in next to no time he becomes to powerful.

30 min

Bilko's Grand Hotel

Bilko opens a pizza stand,But it burns down with Paparelli and Zimmerman in charge. So he tries again with a cheap hotel but the same thing happens again.

30 min

Bilko's Credit Card

Bilko signs up the camp to his credit card scheme, the men like the idea, but when it comes time to settle their bills, the camp leave on manoeuvres.

30 min

Viva Bilko

Bilko and three of the platoon are on holiday in Mexico, when they are robbed of their clothes by Mexican bandits, who use the clothes as a disguise to rob a bank. Later when Bilko gets their clothes back, they are arrested, until he can explain what happened.

30 min

The Colonel's Promotion

When a promotion he expected doesn't happen Colonel hall goes to Washington and gets to play golf with Eisenhower.

30 min

Bilko's Sharpshooter

Bilko discovers a WAC sharpshooter and starts to promote her as a new Annie Oakley, until she falls for another contestant in a competition.

30 min

Bilko's Formula Seven

When applejack is accidentally mixed with crankcase oil, Bilko finds that they have discovered a formula for anti wrinkle, which Bilko tries to sell to the cosmetic firms.

30 min

Bilko's Ape Man

Bilko hopes to launch Pvt Forbes in a film career, by entering him in a Mister Universe contest

30 min

Warrant Officer Paparelli

Bilko gets Paparelli promoted, but he turns into a monster, so Bilko has to think of a way to demote him.

30 min

Bilko's Godson

When he is named as the godfather to the son of a G.I. friend, Bilko tries to get the boy enrolled at Stanford University.

30 min

Guinea Pig Bilko

Bilko takes a tranquilliser and loses his love for gambling, but the Colonel can't stand the change and tries to shock him out of it.

30 min

Bilko the Butler

While helping out as a waiter, Bilko overhears a stock tip so he phones Cpl Henshaw to invest their money, but before Henshaw can act the Stock falls and Bilko thinks that their money has been lost.

30 min

Ritzik Goes Civilian

Sgt Ritzik leaves the army, and sets up in roadside diner.But in no time he discovers that he has been swindled and calls for Bilko to help get his money back.

30 min

Bilko's Small Car

When the police seize the Colonel's sports car Bilko converts a jeep and takes an order for ten from a local motor dealer.

30 min

Doberman Missing Heir

Lord and Lady Rockford think they have discovered Doberman as their long lost son and heir, then they find it is all a mistake.

30 min

Bilko's Casino

Bilko discovers an old document saying that the Grove City USO is exempt from California's Gambling laws. So Bilko opens a gambling club, but the mob muscle in on him so Bilko reverts the club back to the USO

30 min

The Colonel's Second Honeymoon

With the Colonel away on a second honeymoon, Bilko and Zimmerman who has won a prize in a competition find that they are staying at the same hotel

30 min

Bilko in Outer Space

Sgt's Ritzik and Grover win $600 but are terrified of losing it to Bilko, so they hide out in a space capsule mock up, but Bilko finds them

30 min

The Bilko Boycott

Tired of the way Bilko is fleecing the platoon, Cpl Henshaw sets up a gamblers anonymous organisation, so with his source of money drying up ,he starts on the WAC's

30 min

Weekend Colonel

CCTV set up by the Colonel cleans up the gambling, so Bilko finds a double of the Colonel who then orders the removal of the camera's.

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