Good Morning World Season 1, Episode 13: Don't Call Us, and We Won't Call You

1

Knits to You, Sir

The new sweater that Linda gave to David begins unraveling, but returning it gets complicated when Dave finds out the store where she bought it is one of his show's new sponsors.

30 min

2

You Can't Say That About Me and Neither Can I

Linda's feelings are bruised after David uses her as the butt of cheapskate and blabbermouth jokes on his radio show.

30 min

3

You vs. Me

Rivalry threatens Dave and Larry's partnership when they're both nominated for disc jockey of the year.

30 min

4

If You Go Into the Blue Yonder, I'll Go Wild

Dave wants to take flying lessons, but Linda protests. He tells her he won't take lessons, then continues with the training without telling her. Meanwhile Linda feels guilty and is extra nice to Dave.

30 min

5

Who Will Buy My Calamari?

David goes from the frying pan into the fire when after refusing to sell Larry his Italian sports car it is bought by the beautiful but flirtatious Miss Zelner.

30 min

6

Where Have You Been, Billy Boy, Billy Boy?

Dave and Larry host a telethon to help send kids to camp.

30 min

7

Love at First Flight

Larry fills out an airline insurance form, and names Sandy as his beneficiary. When Sandy finds out she thinks the playboy is ready to settle down. To avoid marriage Larry makes Sandy think he is dying.

30 min

8

No News Like Nude News

The disc jockeys accept a free vacation and are surprised to find out it is at a nudist ranch.

30 min

9

Stan and Ollie Meet Larry and Dave

A rare set of Laurel and Hardy salt-and-pepper shakers almost splits Larry and Dave.

30 min

10

A Feet of Clay and a Head to Match

Dave and Linda's weekend plans are ruined when a Palm Springs hotel loses their reservations. Mr. Hutton offers to let them stay at his mansion while he and his wife are gone, but Dave and Linda will have to follow a few rules.

30 min

11

The Return of Bibian

Dave's annoying cousin visits. Vivian, or Bibian, as Dave has called her since they were children, is very nice. So nice that she get's on everyone's nerves.

30 min

12

If You Marry Me Today, I'll Marry You Tomorrow

On Dave and Linda's first anniversary they think back to their wedding in Hawaii. While having dinner with Larry and Sandy they explain to Sandy the reason why there's some confusion about which day is actually their anniversary.

30 min

13

Don't Call Us, and We Won't Call You

Linda is asked to head up a charity benefit event for her Women's Club. David and Larry emcee'd the event the year before and vowed not to do it again. They change their minds when they find out who is scheduled to appear. Andy Griffith and Carl Reiner make cameo appearances.

30 min

14

The Voice of the Turtle Is Better Than Mine

Larry and Dave recall their first week as DJs for Mr. Hutton, when Dave lost his voice.

30 min

15

The Man Who Came to Din Din

Hutton recovers from a back injury at the Lewis home, where he can't be moved for days.

30 min

16

Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep, Maybe

David and Larry are asked to fill in for another DJ at the station, but doing two shows a day along with an hour commute each way takes its toll on Dave.

30 min

17

1st Down and 200 Miles to Go

When the big game is blacked out in L.A. Dave and the others go to a Palm Springs motel to see it on TV, but the motel sets don't work because of atmospheric interference. David drives the 100 miles back home to watch the replay of the game, all the time trying to avoid listening to the game on the radio.

30 min

18

I Want a Girl Just Like the Girl Who Married Dear Old Dave

Larry finds himself falling for another man's wife, and it's Linda!

30 min

19

The Wedding Present

Dave reminds Larry that he promised to buy he and Linda a chair for a wedding present. Larry will buy them the chair of their choice, as long as his Uncle Harry can get it for them wholesale.

30 min

20

Partner Meet My Partner

Dave's old partner from his stand-up comic days wants to break up Dave and Larry's team so Dave will be his partner once again.

30 min

21

Pot Luckless

Dave and Larry play poker with a Hollywood superstar, Duke Vincent. Midway through the game they find out that the stakes are higher than they can afford, but they don't want to back down, since Duke may help them get a television show.

30 min

22

I Love a Charade

Dave prepares for his surprise birthday party that he's sure is coming, but nobody is planning a party.

30 min

23

For My Daughter's Hand You'll Get My Foot

Mr. Hutton's beautiful daughter returns from Europe and shows an interest in Larry.

30 min

24

Here Comes the Bribe

Dave and Larry try to avoid a crooked record promoter and his payola scam.

30 min

25

Hutton's Mutt

Dave and Linda are forced to care for Hutton's rambunctious prize poodle.

30 min

26

The Lady and the Pussycat

Dave's widowed father plans to remarry. He just needs to decide which of his two fiancées he will wed.

30 min