Phua Chu Kang Pte Ltd Season 5, Episode 2: Not the 7 o'clock news

1

The zen of chapteh

In Episode 1, Kang’s long standing primary school chapteh (capteh) record has just been broken. Kang can’t get over the fact that he’s no longer the Chapteh King and challenges the boy who broke his record to a ‘play off’.

2

Not the 7 o'clock news

Kang is asked to re-model the sets for a TV news channel studio. As is standard practice, his goofy workers mess up the job completely, causing the regular newscaster to trip and fall unconscious in the process.

3

The parent trap

Margaret notices that Aloysius and Lynette have been dating for a year now, and it’s high time she formally meets Lynette’s parents.

4

Toto day

Kang, to his shock and amazement, wins the Toto grand prize of $ 10m! Everyone starts making plans on how they’re going to spend it.

5

Chilly crabs

Kang invites a ‘discount obsessed’ client home to a free chilly crabs meal in order to clinch a deal.

6

The revenge of Frankie Foo

The HDB is launching an island-wide upgrading of public toilets program and Kang is desperate to land this money-spinning contract.

7

A Christmas story

In this re-working of the classic Charles Dickens short story, Chu Kang, who has become more miserly by the day, is visited by 3 angels of Christmas (of varying eccentricities) and learns the errors of his ways.

8

Study no enough

Bobo fears he’s going to fail his Electrical Engineering exams that are coming up in a week. His home is too distracting and he hasn’t been able to get past page 1 of his text book.

9

Lord of the Bengs

Kang bumps into his old neighbourhood buddy, Lee Kok Peng. Kok Peng's your typical ah beng, a little crude and coarse in his ways but good at heart.

10

Cinema Phua radiso

Kang buys some pirated VCDs from JB and thinks he's got a copy of Lord of the Rings. Instead it turns out to be a rather risque movie.

11

Lucky Luohan

Chu Kang complains about slow business despite the economic turn around. Rosie buys an expensive Luo Han fish to remedy the situation. Chu Kang becomes horrified by the fact that Chu Kang's dear Koi fish Mimi and Jasper will become jealous.

12

Year of the Goat

It's Chinese New Year again, and Kang owes a supplier money and has trouble returning the money. He fears this will bring him bad luck in the new year.

13

The girl next door

Kang and Beng reminisce about Ting Ting (guest star Zoe Tay), the girl who used to live next door, and how she changed their lives.

14

I want my HDB

King Kong is homeless and Kang reluctantly takes him in. He overstays his welcome and now Chu Kang has to find a way to get rid of him.

15

When King Kong met Wei Wei

King Kong regrets not marrying Wei Wei and tries to win her back. But he has to overcome Wei Wei's mother who wants to pour hot water on him.

16

Sabo you sabo me

When Chu Beng puts down Chu Kang's 'Contractor of the Year' award and Chu Kang humiliates Chu Beng in front of a high class client in return, it kicks starts a series of pranks between the Phuas: Chu Kang and Rosie vs Chu Beng and Margaret.

17

At wit's end

When a new construction competitor rears it's ugly head, Chu Kang institutes WITs, a cash incentive scheme to generate ideas on how to improve Phua Chu Kang Pte Ltd.

18

The adventure of captain contractor plumber boy

In this alternate reality episode, our dynamic crime fighting duo (Chu Kang and Chu Beng) must battle the evil Dr. Bungkus (Bobo), dastardly Diva Man (Ralphie), their incompetent yet wicked…

19

Mr December

Chu Kang and Chu Beng go all out to get themselves featured in the 'Best Looking Men in Construction' calender. But only one brother makes the grade! Meanwhile King Kong and Ah Goon chance upon a durian tree that bears strange fruit.

20

An offer you can't refuse

A pressured Chu Kang inadvertently insults the Godfather, Vito Koh. In return for his life, Kang has to baby-sit the Godfather's 8-year old son Michael, for him.

21

Phua Chu Kang goes to Malaysia Part 1

The roof of the Phua household is full of leaks and this turns out to be the perfect opportunity for Chu Kang to whisk the family away for a holiday.

22

Phua Chu Kang goes to Malaysia Part 2

Chu Kang, Rosie, Chu Beng and Margaret arrive in Kuala Lumpur in hopes of tracking down King Kong and their suitcases.