Portal Season 2, Episode 9: Hearts & Boulders

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Down the Tubes, Part 4 - Heroes, Villains, & Bed Wetters

Portal kicks off its Second Season with the final chapter of the "Down the Tubes" Saga. Its Apex vs. whoever's left, with the fate of The Universe hanging in the balance.

30 min

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Down the Tubes: The Aftermath

Apex is gone, but life in the virtual world will never be the same. In this episode: The funeral of Bloody Dove. Come pay your final respects. The mind of Berney. Will he ever recover from believing Dave was dead? The future of Dirk Ruddy. Can the world's most famous movie star bounce back from the world's most humiliating confessions? The Ultimate's newest minion. The Drifter kicks his hunt for Tah into high gear. Grooter and Yoodle. Is it really over? All this, and the beginnings of big trouble for a longtime Portal friend.

30 min

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The Trial of Zherbo Reaufeaux

Fashion Designer Zherbo Reaufeaux is on trial for the murder of Bloody Dove. But did Zherbo do it, or will an innocent man be put to death? All will be revealed in this most unexpected, mind-blowing transmission you will ever see. Also in this transmission: Grooter laments over lost love. Disgraced movie star Dirk Ruddy embarks on an exciting new journey. A brand new virtual world merges into the Portal universe. All this, and a disturbing dream...

30 min

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New Beginnings

Apex is defeated! The betrayer, revealed! Now, the rebuilding begins. It's an exciting new chapter in transmission history as Portal's friends embark upon new and grand adventures. In this episode: Dirk Ruddy and Sir Blue... The making of a masterpiece starts here. Grooter... Life after Yoodle! Berney... Gets professional help! Drifter... The search for answers continues! Moe Tuesday... In big trouble! All this, and the triumphant return of everyone's favorite depressed clown henchman, Truggy!!!

30 min

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Plumbers, Gambling Addiction, and Tatooine

In this transmission: Grooter...takes you on a mini-tour of the legendary Tatooine. Zherbo...receives an unpleasant surprise. Truggy...explores his talents. Sir Blue...baby-sits Dirk Ruddy! Dirk Ruddy...is the shizzm shazzm! Dave...tries to cure Berney! A Plumber...plumbs. The Drifter...drifts! ...and once again... ...dark events begin to unfold...

30 min

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What About Bob?

In this transmission: Dr. Julia Hopkins reports on a disturbing psychological condition... in Star Wars Galaxies!!! The all-new, all-improved (sort of) Sergeant Moe Tuesday takes on a dangerous case. The Drifter searches for a cure to his evil love curse. Dirk Ruddy and Sir Blue plan their masterpiece! Plus... Rick! Shorty! And... Bob...

30 min

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What About Dave?

An exclusive look at the man behind the portals... For the first time ever, peer inside the mind of Dave. Also in this episode: A brand new virtual world enters the Portal Universe! The Drifter hatches a risky plan! Mysterious beasts continue a dark quest. More footage of Star Wars Galaxies. And of course... Bob Klaws.

30 min

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VBS 2

When citizens of the virtual world watch TV, what is their channel of choice? The Virtual Broadcasting System, of course! Normally, it can only be seen in the virtual world, but now, thanks to Portal, you can see it too!

30 min

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Hearts & Boulders

Falling deeper and deeper under Tah's love spell, The Drifter enlists the aid of fellow hero Boulder to help him break free before it's too late. But can even these two heavyweights succeed against a minion of The Ultimate? Also in this episode: Bob plays hardball! Dirk burns up the dance floor! VAL shows off Star Wars Galaxies' planet of Naboo! And Portal hires its very own teacher!

30 min

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A Gal Named Yoodle

Yoodle may be finished with Grooter, but her adventures in the virtual world are just beginning. Can a simple gal from the farm possibly survive in a world of sci-fi wonders? The answer will surprise you. Also in this episode: Malone returns with a lesson on There. Berney finds himself in a sticky situation. Sergeant Moe Tuesday is hot on the tail of a pair of very dangerous beasts. And... Who is The Great Fernando???

30 min

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People of the Portal

Take a journey into the past with Portal's wackiest stars!!! Yeah, yeah... this is one of those re-cap shows featuring clips from old episodes. But this one is different... Listen very closely, and you'll learn things about the transmission you never knew before! Guest hosted by a longtime favorite Portal character.

30 min

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The Patient

Dave travels to one of Earth's best hospitals to visit a wounded friend. In this episode, told through the recent memories of an injured friend, we'll hear the story of how and why they nearly lost their life. Chock full of unexpected turns and shocking revelations, this is one of the important transmissions in Portal history! Also in this episode: Grooter receives a surprising visitor! A vital lesson for your Second Life! And another unbelievable look at Star Wars Galaxies!

30 min

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The Social Relevance of Film in Early 21st Century Culture

Dirk Ruddy, Sir Blue, and Gardenia Flowers have completed their movie masterpiece, and Portal takes you to the world premiere! You might never see cinema the same way again...

30 min

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Power Fluting

Only a villain as devious and evil as Bob would attack Christmas in the heat of summer, and only a Hub dude as resourceful as Dave has a chance of stopping him... The final battle for Christmas is here! Guard your toys. They may be the last ones you will ever know! Also in this episode: The secret of the flute revealed! The world of Horizons joins the Portal Universe! And The Drifter heads into Star Wars Galaxies!

30 min

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The Wrath of Bob

Dave might have won the last round, but Bob wants revenge. Bad. Worse yet, he's planned for it. Big time! With the element of surprise on his side, will The Wrath of Bob finally spell the end of Dave and crew? The most action-packed, edge-of-your-seat transmission in Portal history! Also in this episode: Life as a Dragon in the world of Horizons. And the triumphant return of S.M.U.T.L.U.V. (Strong Men Unafraid to Like Unicorns Visibly).

30 min

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Boxing for Boxes

Dave heads into The Sims Online hoping to fulfill his promise to Truggy. But how can Dave possibly find and secure Truggy's box in the home of his mortal enemy, Bob? Only one thing is certain... someone is going to get hurt. Also in this episode: Who was the manufacturer of Bob's killer robots? The Drifter intends to find out! A stunning look at Dathomir, one of the deadliest planets in Star Wars Galaxies. And... old faces return.

30 min

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The Tears of Little Michael

Dave kicks off his search for Truggy's long lost son, Michael, hoping to teach him the truth about his noble father. But when a crisis erupts on a virtual university campus, Dave's plans take an unexpected turn toward tragedy... Also in this episode: A deadly new foe! An exciting journey into the amazing world of Final Fantasy XI! And at long last, The Drifter in The Sims Online!!!

30 min

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The Supermodel Episode

When you're a world famous supermodel, everyone thinks they know you... But now, in a heart-to-heart interview with legendary journalist Barbarbara Waters, Yoodle reveals her innermost secrets and private passions! Also in this episode: Dave has a disturbing dream... or is it something more...? The Drifter seeks help in his search for the deadly super-robot, Xatrion. Grooter receives an unexpected visitor! All this, and building basics in The Sims Online.

30 min

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Attack of the Unrelated Orange Villains

Does Orange = evil? This week it does...! Can Yoodle possibly escape the clutches of her orange reptilian stalker? Can The Hub possibly withstand the direct assault of a sadistic orange alien? Can this show get any weirder?!? Only time will tell! Also in this episode: Travel tips in The Dark Age of Camelot. Several extremely brief cameos (that we're still counting as cameos). All this, and Dragons!!!

30 min

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Another Portal Crapoween

Think Halloween is all fun and games? Dave doesn't. And he's prepared a series of stories to prove his point... Halloween stinks! In this episode: --Why Haunted Houses stink! --Why Ghosts stink! --Why Jack 'O Lanterns Stink! --Why Witches Stink! --And Why Zombies got a raw deal!

30 min

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The Incredible Shrinking Woman

When Dr. Julia Hopkins receives an unscheduled patient, she just might have the toughest case of her career on her hands... Accompany the doctor as she heads deep into a mind of mystery, and surprises. Also in this episode: Can you survive EverQuest: Lost Dungeons of Norrath? Will Berney ever remember how to speak? And why is Rick freaking out again? The answers are here, man!

30 min

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Ultimate Victory, Part 1: Hawks and Doves

After receiving a chilling threat from The Ultimate, Dave and VAL try desperately to uncover information on the mysterious villain. But will The Ultimate's brother, Sunny Dove, really help to destroy his own kin? And what can Dave learn from The Dove's very own sister?!? Portal history starts (and ends?!) here! Also in this episode: The Drifter seeks aid in his quest for the super-robot, Xatrion. Rick in grave danger! And a look at the nightlife in Anarchy Online. Part 1 of 5.

30 min

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Ultimate Victory, Part 2: Who's the Dummy Now?

The "Ultimate Victory" saga continues as Dave confronts The Ultimate on Earth. What has the megalomaniacal villain been planning? And why has he taken on the body of Dave's former dummy? Brace yourself for the most shocking and unexpected transmission in Portal history! Also in this episode: Deep in Atlantis, The Drifter finally confronts the super-robot known as Xatrion! Valuable information on hired help in The Sims Online. All this... And Berney! Part 2 of 5.

30 min

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Portal's Weirdest Moments

Portal revisits the weirdest moments of its first two seasons! From virtual OCD to The Drifter's beauty tips, this is your chance to witness the strangest moments of the most bizarre show in the universe! Enjoy the laughs while you can... The "Ultimate Victory" saga resumes next episode!

30 min

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Ultimate Victory, Part 3: The Foul Smell of Death

As Dave's allies deal with the repercussions of our last horrifying chapter, The Ultimate uses his new super-robotic form to wreak havoc upon the virtual worlds! -Who can possibly stop him?! -What does he want with poor little Berney?! -And will there be anyone left after this transmission?!? Start praying... Part 3 of 5.

30 min

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Ultimate Victory, Part 4: Tearing Through the Ranks

Aided by the power of Xatrion, a vengeful Ultimate continues his takeover of The Universe. With Portal allies dropping one by one, what hope remains? Plus, has the law finally caught up to Dave for his alleged attack on Christmas? Brace yourself for the worst. Part 4 of 5.

30 min

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Ultimate Victory, Part 5: The Day the Portals Died

""Ultimate Victory"" concludes here! It's everyone versus The Ultimate in the most shocking and unexpected Portal transmission of all time. Part 5 of 5.

30 min