The Patty Duke Show Season 2, Episode 5: Patty, the Pioneer

1

The Green-Eyed Monster

Richard is jealous of Geoffrey Davis, III, a military cadet in town for a visit.

2

Practice Makes Perfect

Patty decides to take tuba lessons.

3

Simon Says

Patty is ghost-writing an advice column for the school newspaper; and creating lots of trouble for lots of people.

4

Patty, the Organizer

Patty, Cathy, and Ross form the UAFUM [United Association for Unprotected Miners] in the hopes of getting more privileges at home.

5

Patty, the Pioneer

Patty accepts the challenge to live like a pioneer for one week.

6

The Boy Next Door

Patty and Cathy both like their new next-door neighbor

7

Patty, the People's Voice

Patty and Cathy campaign for T.J. Blodgett [Martin's boss], but they discover that they prefer his opponent.

8

The Greatest Psychologist In the World

When Patty is invited to the Harvard Prom by Sue Ellen's cousin Rip, she decides to use psychology to persuade her parents to allow her to go.

9

Patty and the Peace Corps

Patty decides to join the Peace Corps.

10

How to Succeed In Romance

Cathy falls for Chris, a new student, and seeks advice from Patty; Chris, meanwhile, asks Richard for help.

11

Block that Statue

The hero of the football team is in love with Cathy.

12

This Little Patty Went to Market

Patty forms, "Patty Lane Inc." in order to market Cathy's apricot jam.

13

Best Date In Town

Martin promises to take Patty to the father-daughter dance, but must cancel at the last minute.

14

Can Do Patty

Patty follows Martin's suggestion and volunteers to do a lot of things at home and at school; everyone else, however, ends up doing the work for her.

15

Hi, Society

Patty and Sue Ellen vie for the attentions of Woodrow Warren Calden III, a new student at school.

16

Patty, the Witness

Patty witness an auto accident and thinks that one of the men is a robber.

17

Every Girl Should Be Married

Patty belives her parents are tring to marry her off to a young man whom they invite to dinner.

18

The Perfect Hostess

Cousin Betsy from Chattanooga comes to visit, captivating all the eligible young men.

19

Patty Meets a Celebrity

Sal Mineo visits his alma mater, and Patty is cast in a play opposite him. The night of the performance, she gets stage fright and cannot speak her lines.

20

The Raffle

To raise money for a church bazaar, Patty raffles off Richard.

21

Patty and the Newspaper Game

Patty and the Newpapers Game""2.3.65 Martin is distrubed when he thinks that a new reporter has been hired to replace him.

22

Little Brother Is Watching You

The Lanes have decided not to give Ross a surprise party, but he has already made plans for it.

23

Patty Pits Wits -- Two Brits Hits

Patty tries to help a British singing duo become successful.

24

It Takes a Heap of Livin

The Lanes discovers that their home was used during the American Revolution and is therefore an historical landmark.

25

Will the Real Sammy Davis, Please Hang Up?

Patty is elected prom chairman and must get hold of a big-name star.

26

Don't Monkey with Mendel

After styding genetic theory in school, Patty decides that Richard would not be a suitable father for her children.

27

Patty, the Practical Joker

The Lane house becomes a "no-man's land" of booby traps, thanks to Patty and Ross.

28

Patty, the Master Builder

After finding a composition (on Ross' desk) in which the author praises his sister, Patty decides to help Ross build a car for the soap box derby race.

29

Patty and the Cut-Rate Casanova

Patty deserts Richard for Carlos, a boy who knows all the latest dance steps, so Richard begins dating Cathy.

30

The Daughter Bit

Patty feels guilty when Martin complains that she doesn't spend enough time at home.

31

Cathy, the Rebel

Cathy, writes a letter to the Chronicle criticizing an editorial and calling the author a "man with the mentality of a dinosaur."

32

Patty the Folk Singer

Patty becomes a folk singer at a local coffee shop.

33

What's Cooking, Cousin?

Patty tries to improve her cooking in order to impress Richard, who has grown fond of French food cooked by a girl named Gloria.

34

Take Me Out to the Ball Game

Ross tries out for the Little League, and everyone tries to help him.

35

My Cousin the Heroine

Cathy becomes a heroine after rescuing a drowning baby.

36

Patty, the Chatterbox

Patty will get an extra week's allowance if she can refrain from talking for three days.