The Patty Duke Show Season 3, Episode 16: A Very Phon-y Situation

1

A Foggy Day In Brooklyn Heights

Frankie Avalon stops by the Lane house to make a phone call, and ends up spending a short time there because the airport is fogged in.

2

Operation: Tonsils

Patty falls for an attractive young doctor, and misunderstands his feelings for a boat as feelings for her.

3

Partying Is Such Sweet Sorrow

When Richard goes to a party without Paty, Patty decides to give a party the same night.

4

The Guest

When Richard's parents go out of town, Patty invites him to stay at the Lane house, but his personality and living style clashes with everyone else's.

5

Our Daughter the Artist

Tha Lanes don't dare give Patty their true opinion of her op art creation.

6

Patty's Private Pygmalion

Patty decides to give a shy girl lessons in self-confidence.

7

The Girl From N.E.P.H.E.W.

Patty becomes involved in the spy business when an Interpol agent visits the Lanes.

8

I'll Be Suing You

Patty is the only witness to a traffic ac cident involving Richard.

9

Patty and the Eternal Triangle

Patty decides to test Richards fidelity by posing as Cathy.

10

Sick In Bed

Patty has a slight temperature and is forced to stay home from school, against her will.

11

Ross, the Peacemaker

Ross tries to patch up the quarrel between Richard and Patty.

12

Patty, the Candy Striper

Martin checks into the hospital the same day that Patty starts work as a candy striper.

13

Patty Meets the Great Outdoors

When a handsome young forestry students movies in next door, Patty takes a sudden interest in nature.

14

Cathy Leaves Home -- but Not Really

Cathy decides to apply to be an exchange student, and is very disappointed when the family doesn't stop her.

15

The History Paper Caper

Patty gets a bright, new student at school to ""help"" her with her history paper.

16

A Very Phon-y Situation

When Martin puts a time limit on everyone's phone calls, the kids try to earn money to buy their own phone.

17

Ross Runs Away -- But Not Far

Martin and Natelie go away for the week-end, leaving Patty in charge. Trouble ensues when she and Ross becomes handcuffed together.

18

Poppo's Birthday

Martin uses a pocket-knife advertisement to show the family what for his birthday, but they read the wrong side and try to buy him a $99 rifle. 4

19

Anywhere I Hang My Horn Is Home

When Patty invites an out of work musician over for a meal, he decides to make the Lane home his permanent residence.

20

The Greatest Speaker In the Whole Wide World

Patty promise her creative writing class that her father will appear as a guest speaker, but does not check with him first.

21

Big Sister Is Watching

Patty patcher up a quarrel between Ross and the new boy in town because she is interested in the boy's older brother!

22

Patty Leads a Dog's Life

Patty takes care of a society columnist's French poodle.

23

Too Young and Foolish to Go Steady

The Captain of the football team asks Patty for a date.

24

Patty, the Diplomat

As a assignment, Patty must write to a government offical. Problems arise when she chooses the President of the Soviet Presidium.

25

Do You Trust Your Daughter

Patty has a date with an ""older man."" Due to a misunderstanding, Martin belives that she came home after the curfew he set.

26

A Visit From Uncle Jed

Martin's Uncle Jed arrives the same night as Patty's formal dinner party.

27

Patty, the Psychic

Patty belives that she has ESP.

28

Don't Bank On It

Martin decides to teach Patty a lesson in responibility after she conceals the fact that she was not able to make an important bank deposit for Martin.

29

Three Little Kittens

Three kittens cause some promblems in the Lane household.

30

Fiancee for a Day

Richard and Patty decide to get married after graduation from high school.

31

The Invisible Boy

Patty asks Ross to do a favor for her and the new in town, in hope that he will ask her out, Patty, in return, tries to talk Martin into allowing Ross to drop French.

32

Do a Brother a Favor

Patty agress to date the president of Tigers' basketball club in order to increase Ross's chances of becoming a member.