The Kids in the Hall Season 3, Episode 4: #304

#301

The feathers go flying when the Chicken Lady spots Rooster Boy; Cabbie has his own set of road rules; some cops have more important things to discuss than a dead body.

24 min

#302

Puppy won't do tricks; a man who dresses his best to get the paper; a sleepwalking boy steals his dad's money; a restaurant that has a relationship section.

24 min

#303

A construction worker firmly denies sleeping on the job; Bruce discovers that he is only 17 inches tall.

23 min

#305

An open letter addressed to the guy who stole a bike wheel and a letter addressed to the people who stood by and watched.

23 min

#306

Cops have a long night at a crime scene; Scott tries to blame a clown for spraying his boss with seltzer water; a drag queen with a gun starts a revolution.

24 min

#307

Sir Simone has a date in the Pit of Ultimate Darkness; Bruce meets a man who could be his identical twin; a guy mocks people in a waiting room; Danny Husk reads the paper to discover that he has been kidnapped.

25 min

#308

Einstein is mocked; three men take pride in their huge guts.

25 min

#309

An old lady falls down and then gets robbed, but the cops don't want to get involved; a sketch artist draws people he's never seen based only on their voice; street singers receive a visit from the Loser Research Foundation.

25 min

#310

Scott's clone won't stop misbehaving. A man shows his girlfriend a dead body in a field. Mark has to fill in for the Fact Girl while she's on strike.

24 min

#311

A woman repeatedly remarries after repeatedly marrying the wrong guy. A man is put on trial for sexually harassing himself. The hip guy and his wife introduce their lovers.

24 min

#312

A man has to get back up on a horse after choking on a chicken kabob; cops talk about what they might have done if they hadn't become cops; Buddy searches for a new lover.

25 min

#313

A man who works in a wig shop tries to convince everyone he's not bald. A pizza guy lusts after schoolgirls. Sid wonders if he is too small to love.

24 min

#314

Poems by the Emperor of Japan; Brice's advice for breaking into showbiz.

24 min

#315

A businessman just stares; a man debates whether he should call a girl; the cops wonder why someone would abandon a perfectly good potato.

24 min

#316

Mississippi Gary sings the After-Death blues; the Fact Girl discusses the importance of cleaning the ears; one of the Sizzler Sisters becomes sane.

23 min

#317

A man reminisces about the Flying Pig; a woman names her god; Tanya annoys people at a party.

24 min

#318

The alternate conclusion to "Old Yeller"; drugs and other vices; how to deal with noisy people.

24 min

#319

Celebrating Scott's 100th portrayal of a waiter; Hecubus is fired and rehired; a wife walks in on her husband and a thief in bed.

24 min

#320

The Bearded Lady; spy models; a horny patient.

#321

Skits include: "Multiple Weddings," "Cabbie Bigot" and "My Pen!"

23 min

#322

Skits include: "Chicken Lady at a Strip Bar," "Queen Speaks to Canada" and "Bar Fight.".