Joe Bob's Drive-In Theater Season 1994, Episode 67: They Call Me Macho Woman! (1989)

Bikini Summer 2

A pair of rich daddy’s girls discover a bum and take him home because he is starving. In return, the bum teaches them about the real world and helps them start a rock-and-roll band. Meanwhile, the rich family has problems: the husband likes S&M with women other than his wife, while the wife likes to watch a sexy home shopping TV channel. The comedy has a happy ending, of course, with the girls putting on a rock-and-roll concert at the beach. The movie has lots of girls running around in bikinis and French maid outfits

85 min

Hard to Die (1990)

While doing the inventory for a lingerie outlet in a high-rise office building, five attractive women are terrorized by a series of bizarre killings. They suspect that the strange janitor, who witnessed another series of killings years back, is at the bottom of the whole thing. Little do they know the real horror that they face in the end.

87 min

L.A. Goddess

A stuntwoman on a western picture takes over the lead role when the star’s alcohol problems prove too much, and she finds herself gradually falling in love with the film’s producer.

The Silencer (1992)

Lynette Walden and Chris Mulkey star in this action-packed ride through the sexy and dangerous world of flesh for sale and murder for hire. Harley-riding Angel (Lynette Walden) plays to win in her fight against a slavery and prostitution ring that abuses young runaways -- It's a life-and-death game in which video-games hold the clues, and the only way to win is to kill without conscience. The chill of each killing drives Angel into the arms of anonymous lovers -- a desperate attempt for affection -- but her ex-boyfriend George (Chris Mulkey) is watching ... In a demented rage he stalks her through her steamy video-arcade reality. But when the game is over and the high score is counted, will Angel be able to walk away?

976-Evil II

A seemingly harmless telephone service endows an evil teacher with powers from beyond the grave

Doctor Mordrid (1992)

An unspeakable evil has come into our dimension and wants to rule over Earth, and only a mysterious sorceror known as Doctor Mordrid can stop him.

Dinosaur Island

Five downed pilots must contend with hungry prehistoric beasts and lusty cave women on a lush island paradise.

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)

As part of a sorority ritual, pledges and their male companions steal a trophy from a bowling alley; unbeknownst to them, it contains a devilish imp who makes their lives a living Hell.

90 min

Beauty School (1993)

When two beauty schools go into competition, the girls resort to all manner of antics to win, with hilarious results.

98 min