Please Don't Eat the Daisies Season 1, Episode 12: Of Hitches and Stitches and Big Round Dogs

1

My Eldest Child

Publishing a column about your husband can get you in a whole heap of trouble.

2

How About Two Gorillas?

We can't all be troupers.

3

Who's Kicking That Gong Around?

Retreat to the ivory tower.

4

Dinner on the Rocks

A clambake strictly for the birds.

5

We're Bigger Than They Are, But...

The twins have a field day.

6

Look Who's Talking

Rumor is, Joan's expecting.

7

The Big Train

Mr. Hewley has a tall tale in a bad storm.

8

Two Seats on the Moon-Shot

Joan plays a trick on Jim.

9

Shape Up Or Ship Out

A new regime puts the older boys in charge of the twins.

10

Somewhere George is Calling

Guided tours of the Nash manse.

11

Don't Fool Around with the Man Upstairs

Hooky on Sunday.

12

Of Hitches and Stitches and Big Round Dogs

A big wedding for a sister-in-law.

13

Very, Very Huckleberry

Building a raft.

14

It's Lad by a Nose

Allergic to Lad.

15

The Big Brass Blonde

A star shines on Jean's play.

16

Swing That Indian Club

Heroism round the campfire.

17

The Pied Piper of Ridgemont

Joan's father returns from Africa.

18

Say Uncle

Dad and Mom must be spies.

19

Nobody's Perfect

An overlooked parking ticket leads to jail.

20

My Good Friend, Whatsisname

Jim can't place the face.

21

The Monster in the Basement

The furnace down below.

22

Wring Out the Welcome Mat

Time to sell the old place.

23

Move Over, Mozart

A genius in the family.

24

Who's Walking Under the Bed?

Fatherhood from Jim's and Lads's perspectives.

25

How Now, Hausfrau?

A newspaper columnist with a reputation for writing hit pieces on his subjects , wants to interview Joan. He doesn't believe the family madcap stories she writes about.

26

Big Man On Campus

Jim the literary critic.

27

The Magnificent Muldoon

The boys bail out a hobo.

28

The Leaning Tower of Ridgemont

This property is condemned.

29

Mine Is the Luck of the Irish

Joan's father, the uranium prospector.

30

Night of Knights

Strange doings in the old haunts.