The Howard Stern Show Season 2, Episode 5: $20.00 Pyramid

2nd Season

Rick Dies & Johnnie B on the Noose Kevin and Stuttering John Crucified by the FCC commercial Tony Bennett & his son Danny-Tony sketches Howard, advertises his CDs New producer John Lollos Refused Show: Sid Caesar, Mori Amsterdam, Traci Lords Spokesmodel - Anyssa "The Oriental Spanking Girl" Snapple Commercial Stuttering John interviews Cher, Arsenio Hall & Sylvester Stallone Brother Fax Commercial Out of the Closet Stern with Todd Bridges Letters (Aja, Chesty Love)

Crown Heights Jeopardy

Lori Loughlin & John Stamos The Boom microphone Stuttering John interviews (Duff (Guns 'n Roses), Sally Jesse Rafael) Spokesmodel: Kayla Cleavage - Snapple commercial Howard Stern as Larry King with John Stamos, Amy Lynn Baxter & Paula Abdul Crown Heights Jeopardy - (Chaim Goldwasser (Dan Forman?), Officer Roger Drewel, Chill & Tyrone Fraizer) Crucified by the FCC commercial Refused Show: Phyllis Diller, Gabe Kaplan, J.J. Walker Letters - Madonna, Sexy pose of Robin

You Bet Your Ass

Happy & Peppy entrance Jackie Martling's toes Boom mike interference Brother P-Touch commercial Spokesmodel: Hyapatia Lee (Star Trek Coin) Tina Yothers Refused show: Don Adams, Abe Vigoda, Justine Bateman You Bet Your Ass with Howcho (Wizard of Oz skit) Spokesmodel: Hyapatia Lee & husband (Snapple) Stuttering John interviews (Mary Tyler Moore, Ed Asner) Spokesmodel: Hyapatia Lee (Crucified by the FCC) Halloween Show promo Letters - Female Feud (Ray Combs), amateurish, swinging dating game

Lesbian Dating Game 2

Stuttering John interviews Ed Begley Jr Gary Dell'Abate's MTV screen test Gary cuts his hair Snapple commercial Spokesmodels - Morell Twins (Brother P Touch) Justice Clarence Thomas parody with Robert Vaughn Stuttering John interviews Robert Vaughn Lesbian Dating Game # 2 House Party promo Refused Show: Heavy D, Ray Walston, Redd Foxx Crucified by the FCC

Lesbian Love Connection 2

Stuttering John interviews Oliver North Niteline with Robin and David Duke House Party promo Spokesmodel Tempest (Brother Fax commercial) Stevie Star (Eats objects) Spokesmodel Tempest (Snapple commercial) Trick or Treat with Howard (Dan Forman masks) Spokesmodel Tempest (Fortunoff commercial) Refused Show: Chad Lowe, Artie Johnson, Billy Dee Williams Lesbian Love Connection Crucified by the FCC

Spokesmodel of the Year

Helen Stern Show - Tula and her mother Dr. Kerkorkian "Dr Death" (Billy West) Spokesmodel Dixie Dynamite (Brother P Touch commercial) Stuttering John interviews Dixie Dynamite Spokesmodel Dixie Dynamite (Fortunoff commercial) Spokesmodel of the Year Contest Introduction of the Judges - Lloyd Lindsey Young, Tula & Mason Reese Spokesmodel Amy Lynn Baxter (Snapple commercial) Robin with Lloyd Lindsey Young Talent portion Robin gives some statistics Robin with Tula Spokesmodel Amy Lynn Baxter (2, 4, 5, 7, 8 & 9 eliminated) Howard Stern with the judges Spokesmodel photo shoot and personality question Stuttering John interviews Pamela (#5) Miss Congeniality (Lisa Costello #7) (Crucified by the FCC commercial) Gary Dell'Abate on horseback Veronica Rudolph wins Spokesmodel of the Year

House Party 2

Meeting the hosts - Throwing Bowling Balls at a car Lesbians, Belly Dancer "Heaven's Away" - Mund Body painting Chain sawing through the floor Spokesmodel of the Year Veronica (Fortunoff commercial) Dr. King hypnotizes a guy to come on to Gary Spokesmodel of the Year Veronica (Snapple) Games - Bobbing for tampons, putting condoms on bananas, hot dog game Spokesmodel of the Year Veronica (Brother power note) Crucified by the FCC commercial Vinnie DiMico eats worms Girls remove their bikinis

An Old Fashioned Christmas

Howard and Robin sing around the piano Fred, Jackie and Gary visits The Girls visits Snapple commercial Stuttering John visits Homeless Guy makeover (Augustus) Augustus visits plays Lets Make a Bum Deal Brother powernote commercial Cheech & Chong visit (Christmas Story) Cheech & Chong roll joints Fortunoff commercial Happy Holidays - Stevie Starr, Spokesmodel Veronica, Becky & Heather Mark Berglass visits Mark Berglass runs the meeting Crucified by the FCC commercial Santa brings Fred a bachelor party with Allison Live commercial: Wiz/Operation Live Production number

Howard Stern Roast

Ben & Ray Stern show video of Howard's childhood (marionette show) Toasts to Howard - Richard Simmons (in wig), Doug Bady (Muscular Dystrophy person), Geraldo Rivera, Pat Cooper Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Lesley Toasts to Howard - Maury Povich, Fred the Elephant Boy, Augusto (homeless man), Kenneth Keith Kallenback, Henny Youngman Live commercial: Brother P-Touch with spokesmodel Lesley Toasts to Howard - Richard Lewis, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jackie Martling, Gary Dell'abate, Stuttering John, Larry King, Sandra Bernhard, Marc Berglass, Alison Stern, Howard Stern Fred Norris sings "Do You Believe This Bozo?"

Head Injury Club

Breast eruption Deney Terrio's (Gary) suit against Merv Griffin (Howard) Deney Terrio and his ex-girlfriend Patsy Folkerson Howard becomes #1 in NY radio - Jill Brooks & Geraldo Rivera Live commercial: P-Touch Head Injury Club for Men (Gary Bussey, Fred the Elephant Boy, Quenton the Stutterer, Kenneth Keith Kalenback) Live commercial: Snapple Super Hero School - Adam West (Lady Chatterly's Lover), Fartman Stuttering John interviews - Barbara Walter, Connie Chung & Maury Povich Not on Howard Stern -Steven Seagal, George Hamilton & Werner Klemperer Stuttering John interviews - Connie Chung & Maury Povich, Dan Rather & Mike Wallace

Stern Trek

Howard auditions women to play Uhura in Star Trek sketch, because Nichelle Nichols cancels Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Laura Fodor Stern Trek - Uhuru's Final Mission Black Folk with White Features - Howard Washington Stern & Sabrina LeBeauf, Ted the Janitor, Jeannie L'Que, Kessler Live commercial: P-Touch with spokesmodel Laura Fodor Not on Howard Stern - Richard Kline, Dana Plato, James Doohan Couldn't Get into College Bowl with Marcus Absent Sandi Korn, kid (Jessica Lico), Kenneth Keith Kalenback Live commercial: 1-800-TRY-A-BED Couldn't Get into College Bowl (continues) Can't show stuttering John interviewing James Brown because of time

Larry King Show

Stuttering John interviews Gennifer Flowers Ralph Cirella's character make up Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Lisa Ann Live commercial: Rock Video Girls 2 Dr. Stern's Amazing Sexual Discoveries - Dr Ricardo Samatier on penis enlargement, Dr E Douglas Whitehead Live commercial: Brother P-Touch Refused Show: Jennie Garth, Josh Saviano, Bill Cosby Live commercial: 1-800-TRY-A-BED Larry King (Howard Stern) Show - Tawny Kitaen, Sally Kirkland, Denise Miller (Kielbasa Queen) Tawny Kitaen Dating Game - Fred the Elephant Boy, Quentin the Stutterer & Kessler the little person

Stern's Audience

Superbowl girls - Teresa, Nicole, Zorina (64FF), Carmen, Israeli Girls rub down Howard, Fred, Jackie, Gary & Ronnie the limo driver Brian Genesse Refused show - Richard Dawson, Malcolm Jamal Warner, Dolly Parton Live commercial: 1-800-TRY-A-BED with spokesmodel Wendy Lewis Howard Stern talks to the audience - Don Rocco drives spike into nose, spokesmodel Wendy Lewis eats live lobsters Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Wendy Lewis Howard continues to talk to audience - Kurt Engels makes fart sounds, Susan Muldowney (Underdog Lady), Stuttering John (Planet of the Apes dance), Black Elvis, Black Tony Bennett (Ted the Janitor), Michael Lawrence (Jeffrey Dahmer toys), more Underdog Lady Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Wendy Lewis Howard continues to talk to audience - Bruce Lenny, Chip will eat anything (eats for from Gary's mouth),Michael Blakeman (Russian comedian), pig activist Stuttering John interviews Underdog lady

Breast Implants

People talk to Stern continues - Mita dances, Todd eats glass Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Melissa People talk to Stern continues - Mark Brown (obsessive compulsive) Write to get on Stern show Live commercial: 1-800-TRY-A-BED with spokesmodel Melissa Ralph's berry (puppet) Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Melissa Who's got the Cancer bags - Lita Ford, Robin Quivers, Zorina

Howiewood Squares

Howard as Elvis, Al Rosenberg as Elvis' mother Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Nicole Stuttering John interviews Brian Wilson, Barbara Eden, Valeria Harper, Lee Iacocca, Sharon Gless Live commercial: Brother fax with spokesmodel Nicole Homeless Howiewood Squares - Daniel Carver (KKK), Underdog Lady, David Peel, Jaye P Morgan, Teresa Glover, Vinny D'Mico, Gene Rayburn, Lesbian Square (Jean Nat & Keisha), Mark Harris Live commercial: NJ Public Auto Auction with spokesmodel Nicole

Howiewood Squares Continues

Elvis stamp Homeless Howiewood Squares 2 - Daniel Carver (KKK), Underdog Lady, David Peel, Jaye P Morgan, Teresa Glover, Vinny D'Mico, Gene Rayburn, Lesbian Square (Jean Nat & Keisha), Mark Harris Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Lorna Homeless Howiewood Squares continues Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Lorna Homeless Howiewood Squares continues Phony commercial for 1-900 Homeless Howiewood Squares continues Live commercial: TRY-A-BED with spokesmodel Lorna Stuttering John interviews Daniel Carver, Teresa Glover & Mark Harris Write to get on Stern show Refused Show: Alan Alda, Kenny Rogers, Peter Fonda, Chevy Chase Walking Daniel Carver to his car

From Here to Eternity

Stern Illustrated

Queen For Today

You Asked Us For It

Club Howie

Tribute to Breasts

Lesbian Love Connection

Last Tonight Show

Scrapple in the Apple

Sphinctie Awards

Hooker Howiewood Squares

Name That Tuna

The Hooker Price is Right

Sternlywed Game