Night Court Season 7, Episode 2: If I Were a Rich Man

1

Life With Buddy

Buddy leaves the institution and moves in with Harry while Dan and his real estate agent scheme to take over a dying man's Park Avenue apartment.

24 min

2

If I Were a Rich Man

Dan plans to swindle a billionaire land developer and Mac agrees to host a cosmetics party for Quon Le.

24 min

3

The Cop and the Lady

Christine falls for the gorgeous piece of beefcake assigned to protect Dan when the sleazy DA receives several death threats.

24 min

4

Come Back to the Five and Dime, Stephen King, Stephen King

On Halloween night, Harry loses his new bat, Tito, and an exorcist's curse resurrects the unquiet spirit of a defendant from fifty years earlier.

24 min

5

Blue Suede Bull

Harry embarrasses Christine in front of a very pro-feminist judge with his trick handcuffs while Dan repays a debt to Bull by taking him out on the town for a swinging evening.

24 min

6

For Love or Money

Buddy proposes to a wealthy, fun loving widow while Dan tries to hide the fact that he's been reduced to living in his office.

24 min

7

Auntie Maim

Roz drafts Mac to pose as her fiancé when her overbearing auntie comes to visit and Dan meets an aging actress who teaches him some new tricks in an elevator.

24 min

8

Attack of the Mac Snacks

Harry and Mac team up to market one of Quon Le's snack concoctions and Christine's stingy uncle pays her a visit.

24 min

9

Branded (1)

Dan becomes the target for first a job offer, then disbarment proceedings when a wealthy lawyer seeks to get charges against his son dropped, and Christine and Roz become diet buddies.

24 min

10

Branded (2)

While waiting for the outcome of his disbarment hearing, Dan tries to find something to fill his time and self-worth; he takes a job working as a waiter at a fancy French restaurant.

24 min

11

Passion Plundered

Dan and Harry each vie for the attentions of a attractive reporter doing a story on Harry's courtroom and Roz gets swept off her feet by three Boldavian brothers.

24 min

12

Amore or Less

Christine finds everyone too busy to help her out with her new romance so she turns to two feuding advice columnists.

24 min

13

Razing Bull

Bull chains himself to the entrance of an old theater scheduled to be demolished and the ensuring efforts to save the building reveals a secret life from Mac's past.

24 min

14

Futureman

Dan is held hostage in the courtroom by two thugs but a man from the future-- VHK 937-- appears on a mission to save him.

24 min

15

Wedding Bell Blues (1)

Christine makes an impulsive decision at her farewell dinner with beau Tony, one that has severe repercussions when he leaves on an assignment he may not return from.

24 min

16

Wedding Bell Blues (2)

Christine (played by Markie Post) finds out she is pregnant, and the episode deals with the fallout of that revelation.

24 min

17

The Talk Show

Dan finds a new niche in life as the host of a shock-TV show and Mac and Quon Le may lose out on their Graceland vacation.

24 min

18

Melvin and Harold

Plans for Mel Torme to appear at Harry's 40th birthday party are derailed when Harry puts his idol behind bars for failing to pay a parking ticket.

24 min

19

The Glasnost Menagerie

Harry helps Yakov get a visa extension for his father and Mac buys a washing machine with an attitude problem.

24 min

20

I Said Dance!

Roz faces a lawsuit and no job after Bull borrows her gun and shoots himself in the foot, thanks to his sue-happy lawyer cousin.

24 min

21

My Three Dads

While attending childbirth class with her three coaches, Christine imagines her child as it grows up influenced by each of the eager proxy fathers.

24 min

22

Still Another Day in the Life

Harry helps a young man appearing before his court stop his girl friend's marriage to a prefab preppie.

24 min

23

A Closer Look

Harry, his court and co-workers come under the sharp journalistic eye of a TV reporter doing a story on typical night court events.

24 min

24

The Blues of the Birth

Christine goes into labor while trapped in an elevator with Buddy and a squeamish courtroom visitor.

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