Night Court Season 9, Episode 9: The System Works

1

A Guy Named Phantom (1)

Harry and Christine are both confused over their feelings for each other, but before they can work them out, the deranged Dan kidnaps Christine at a courthouse costume party.

24 min

2

A Guy Named Phantom (2)

Dan's plan takes an unexpected turn when he "kidnaps" Christine Sullivan (Markie Post), leading her to the courthouse's subterranean levels. As the night unfolds, the mystery deepens, and the true identity of the thief is revealed.

24 min

3

My Life as a Dog Lawyer

Harry brings the country to the brink of war by jailing a diplomat from a small but belligerent nation, and Dan returns to duty.

24 min

4

Puppy Love

Roz stuns her co-workers when her uptown husband pays a visit to secure a divorce so he can marry again.

24 min

5

Pop Goes the Question

Wanda learns on the anniversary of their first date that Bull must perform a miracle before he can marry her.

24 min

6

Guess Who's Listening to Dinner?

Dan tries to break up with the daughter of a crime boss, who insists Dan reconsider over dinner-and that he bring along Christine.

24 min

7

Looking for Mr. Shannon

Bull's bachelor party turns into a disaster when the guys are stranded at a motel with no money and no transportation, and where Bull is kidnapped.

24 min

8

Teacher's Pet

Christine is disillusioned by a law professor she once idolized and Bull undergoes an unusual ceremony to regain his virginity.

24 min

9

The System Works

Harry has his hands full when he agrees to teach a law course with a eclectic group of students and Dan hires an artist to do some very special sketches of Christine.

24 min

10

Get Me to the Roof on Time

Bull's wedding day threatens to fall apart when bride Wanda refuses to wear Mother Hank's wedding gown, Harry and Art quarrel over being best man and Christine over-organizes everything.

24 min

11

Santa on the Lam

On Christmas Eve Dan tries to show a disillusioned Santa that the holiday spirit still exists as Harry tries to get away from a depressing lonely soul he's befriended.

24 min

12

Shave and a Haircut

Harry goes all out to get Mel Torme to accept a man-of-the-year award unaware that it's all a prank and Dan and Will turn into bounty hunters.

24 min

13

A New York Story

Harry uncovers a city financial snafu when a defendant proves he owns several prominent landmarks and Dan enjoys being a beauty pageant judge.

24 min

14

Undressed For Success

Mac considers doing an underwear commercial for some quick cash and Roz entrusts some personal treasures to Dan.

24 min

15

Poker? I Hardly Know Her

Roz hosts a makeup-poker party while Harry redecorates his office and Dan dallies with a courtroom cutie.

24 min

16

Party Girl (1)

A political consultant persuades Christine to run for Congress, Dan becomes a sexual surrogate, and Mac's video of Bull's wedding achieves a certain distinction.

24 min

17

Party Girl (2)

Christine Sullivan (Markie Post) confronts her political opponent's office to address his aggressive campaign tactics. Despite their initial adversarial relationship, they find common ground and get along well. However, after Christine leaves, her opponent unexpectedly dies of a heart attack.

24 min

18

To Sir With ... Ah, What the Heck ... Love

Dan begins kissing up to Harry as part of his campaign to replace Harry on the bench when he becomes a full time law professor and Art the handyman becomes a surrogate dad to Bull when he starts dating Bull's mama.

24 min

19

P.S. Do I Know You?

Roz dreads meeting a male pen pal who's expecting someone just a little different than the real Roz.

24 min

20

Opportunity Knock Knocks (1)

Harry contemplates a variety of job offers, Dan anticipates life on easy street with a wealthy bride, Bull deals with some really out-of-town visitors, and Christine contemplates the agony of defeat.

24 min

21

Opportunity Knock Knocks (2)

In this penultimate episode of the series, Dan Fielding (John Larroquette) attempts to secure an interview with a high-society newspaper columnist to boost his social standing. However, his plan backfires when the columnist becomes more interested in Roz Russell (Marsha Warfield) instead.

24 min

22

The 1992 Boat Show

Roz steals the show and Dan's spot with the in-crowd when a gossip columnist discovers her and Lisette tries to deal with her erotic dreams about Harry.

24 min