Love, American Style Season 3, Episode 54: Love and the Contact Lens

Love and the Loud Mouth

A bride's tooth fillings pick up radio broadcasts.

60 min

Love and the Penal Code

A married man is assaulted by two love-starved women.

60 min

Love and Formula 26B

A tale about an aphrodisiac used not wisely but too well.

60 min

Love and the Dream Burglar

A dreamy mix-up involving a burglar.

60 min

Love and the Monsters

A man in monster makeup.

60 min

Love and the Conjugal Visit

Conjugal visits for prison inmates.

60 min

Love and the Anniversary Crisis

A grandfather seeks a divorce.

60 min

Love and the Hotel Caper

A sailor has three female companions.

60 min

Love and the Neglected Wife

A woman tries to attract attention from her very busy husband.

60 min

Love and the Artful Dodger

A plan to get the services of a cleaning lady without paying for them.

60 min

Love and the Traveling Salesman

When his car breaks down, a traveling salesman spends the night in a house that is home to four hillbillies -- one of them a girl.

60 min

Love and the Television Weekend

An extremely successful swinger.

60 min

Love and the See-Through Man

A woman sees right through her son-in-law.

60 min

Love and the Waterbed

One thing leads to another for a waterbed demonstration man.

60 min

Love and the Ledge

A young man tries to commit suicide by dropping from a high rise building to the ground.

60 min

Love and the Guilty Conscience

Farce about a jealous husband and a vacuum cleaner salesman.

60 min

Love and the Mixed Marriage

60 min

Love and the Wake-Up Girl

60 min

Love and the Detective

Tale of a novice detective (Charles Nelson Reilly) hired to check out a hood's (Noam Pitlik) girlfriend (Louisa Moritz).

60 min

Love and the Naked Stranger

A man undresses in the wrong room.

60 min

Love and the Four-Sided Triangle

A four-sided triangle.

60 min

Love and the Awakening

A sweet young actress has to do a passionate love scene -- and it just isn't in her.

60 min

Love and the Bashful Groom

A nudist woman brings her fiancee to the nudist camp where she was raised so he can meet her nudist parents.

60 min

Love and the Lovesick Sailor

A sailor is hot to trot after 11 months away, but his mother wants him home.

60 min

Love and the Sex Survey

A man asks questions about sex to his wife -- but she has trouble saying the word ""sex"" and always spells it out.

60 min

Love and the Mistress

A wife pretends to be her husband's mistress.

60 min

Love and the Reincarnation

The head of an ancient Egyptian woman bears the resemblence of a young woman working with two men.

60 min

Love and the Sweet Sixteen

A man is on trial for 16 counts of bigamy.

60 min

Love and the Married Bachelor

A bachelor pretends to be married so he can stay single.

60 min

Love and the Well-Groomed Bride

A tale of a bride and an persistent ex-suitor.

60 min

Love and the Vacation

A husband and wife take separate vacations.

60 min

Love and the Jealous Husband

A drastic cure for a jealous husband.

60 min

Love and the Old Cowboy

An old cowboy star is miffed about his ex-wife's lies on a TV talk show.

60 min

Love and the Baby

A pregnant divorcee who can't shake her ex.

60 min

Love and the Big Mother

How to cut a mother's apron strings.

60 min

Love and the Free Weekend

How to impress a girl.

60 min

Love and the Plumber

The sink's plugged -- or how to snare a husband.

60 min

Love and the Lady Barber

Sad saga of a balding customer and a lady barber who digs well-maned men.

60 min

Love and the College Professor

A sexy coed is willing to give a lot for a good grade.

60 min

Love and the Eyewitness

Witnessing a bank robbery ruins a honeymoon.

60 min

Love and the Eskimo's Wife

A bit about Eskimo wife-sharing.

60 min

Love and the Accidental Passion

A woman has a passion for love after having an accident.

60 min

Love and the Black Limousine

Tale of a worried mom and dad who think their daughter might marry a mobster.

60 min

Love and the Tuba

A tale of newlyweds stuck in a tuba.

60 min

Love and the Liberated Lady Boss

A female boss pursues a British male employee.

60 min

Love and the Hiccups

Hiccups, or how to ruin a wedding night.

60 min

Love and the Check

How to cash a million-dolllar check written on a girl's tummy.

60 min

Love and the Bowling Ball

About a man torn betweenn his fiancee and bowling.

60 min

Love and the House Bachelor

A bachelor crashes with a married couple.

60 min

Love and the Particular Girl

A girl uses karate moves on her dates.

60 min

Love and the Fountain of Youth

An old-fashioned man decides to become modern and starts looking ""hip"" in order to follow today's (1971) trends.

60 min

Love and the Waitress

An agent proposes to his actress girlfriend in the same restaurant he proposed to his first wife, now a waitress at the establishment.

60 min

Love and the Intruder

An evening of love is interrupted by a burglar.

60 min

Love and the Motel Mixup

A newlywed couple spends the night at a motel and end up getting the wrong rooms.

60 min

Love and the Doctor's Honeymoon

A newly married couple are unable to spend their honeymoon because the wife is always on call at the hospital.

60 min

Love and the Lady Athlete

A Soviet woman and a cross-dresser rent a cabin while on the run.

60 min

Love and the Single Sister

The trials of a jilted sister.

60 min

Love and the Lady Killers

Two men compete for the affection of an attractive woman.

60 min

Love and the New Size 8

A chubby suitor with the weighty problem of having a slimmed-down girlfriend.

60 min

Love and the Happy Unhappy Couple

A psychiatrist (Lewis) gives bad advice to a married couple (Nye and Worley).

60 min

Love and the Topless Policy

Two bar owners want to hire new waitresses, so they attempt to implement a new topless policy so their present waitresses would quit their job.

60 min

Love and the Ski Lodge

A ski instructor on his honeymoon can't get his mind off the slopes.

60 min

Love and the Security Building

A blind date comedy.

60 min

Love and the Big Surprise

A wig-wearing wife.

60 min

Love and the Advice Column

About a letter to an advice columnist.

60 min

Love and the Bathtub

Wedding-day slapstick when the bride's toe gets stuck in the faucet.

60 min

Love and the Guru

The effects of meditation on a marriage.

60 min

Love and the Physical

How to give a guy a physical without his knowing what's coming off.

60 min

Love and the Fullback

A football player hides the fact that he is married.

60 min

Love and the Anxious Mama

A girl's mother gets nervous about a man her husband brings over to their house.

60 min

Love and the Boomerang

A one-time steady beau decides to step out on his girl.

60 min

Love and the Private Eye

An egotistical private detective. (Animated)

60 min

Love and the Plane Truth

A plane in trouble: the setting for a husband to reveal past indiscretions.

60 min

Love and the Scroungers

How to live off Hollywood while breaking into pictures.

60 min

Love and the Small Wedding

How not to plan a small wedding.

60 min

Love and the Old-Fashioned Father

An old-fashioned father is caught between the hip generation and a reactionary neighbor.

60 min

Love and the Bachelor Party

A married couple holds a bachelor party for her sister's fiancee.

60 min

Love and the Latin Lover

A Latin lover faces the ultimate challenge.

60 min

Love and the Test of Manhood

An ancient test of manhood for a modern Indian bridegroom.

60 min

Love and the Instant Father

About faking fatherhood to impress a divorcee.

60 min

Love and the Lovely Evening

How to change a boring class reunion into a eventful evening.

60 min

Love and Lover's Lane

An embarrassing moment on lovers' lane.

60 min

Love and the Split-Up

Using a pooch to mend a splitting marriage.

60 min

Love and the Alibi

A man makes up lies to his wife in order to cover up a night with a pin-up girl.

60 min

Love and the Newscasters

Two TV newscasters vie for the favors of a network bigwig.

60 min

Love and the Happy Days

Nostalgic tale about the first TV set on the block.

60 min