Love, American Style Season 4, Episode 70: Love and the Burglar Joke

Love and the Sensuous Twin

Two men fall for the same girl who has a split personality.

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Love and the Know-it-All

The wife of a fathead husband.

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Love and the Perfect Wife

A recipe for the perfect wife.

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Love and the Triple Threat

Warren Berlinger plays three flipped-out characters involved in a scheme to break up a romance.

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Love and the Cheaters

A cheating husband won't cheat until his wife finds a suitable cheater.

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Love and the Love Nest

An inadvertant peeping Tom.

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Love and the Unbearable Fiancee

A woman comes home with a bear as her fiancee, much to the father's dismay.

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Love and the Amateur Night

A talent-show host who can't escape contestants -- even on his wedding night.

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Love and the Overnight Guests

A date with a stripper isn't everything he wishes for.

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Love and the Lucky Couple

A philanderer is caught in a hotel publicity stunt.

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Love and the Mail Room

A handle-with-care story of a girl who wants to mail herself far away.

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Love and the New Act

A song-and-dance duo come up with a new instrument: the man's head.

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Love and the Girlish Groom

A man is in drag -- and in trouble -- when he meets his fiancee's parents.

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Love and the New You

A man gets dumped by his girlfriend and decides to get a makeover.

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Love and the Oldlyweds

Parents try to dissuade their daughter from marrying a senior citizen.

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Love and the Wishing Star

A lonely old wood carver and the fiery godfather who tries to grant his fondest wish.

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Love and the Spaced Out Chick

A soap opera writer falls in love with a female alien.

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Love and the Country Girl

A traveling salesman in trouble over the farmer's daughter.

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Love and Dear Old Mom and Dad

A tale of talkative women and the men who tune them out.

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Love and the High School Sweetheart

A man's wife invites her old high school sweetheart, now a Minister, for dinner.

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Love and the Confession

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Love and the Old Flames

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Love and the Disappearing Box

A magician's prop makes people vanish.

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Love and the Hip Arrangement

A Siamese Twins caper.

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Love and the Happy Medium

A man wants to end it all, but first he wants to meet a girl from the great beyond.

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Love and the Jinx

A man courts a girl who seems to court accidents.

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Love and the Little Black Book

A little black book caper.

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Love and the Old Swingers

Swinging senior citizens.

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Love and the President

About a First Family caught by an 8-year-old photographer.

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Love and the Clinic

A middle-aged couple at a sex clinic.

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Love and the Return of Raymond

A newly married couple spend the night at a motel. In the room they stay in, they find a dog hiding in one of the dresser drawers. Later, the owner shows up to get the dog.

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Love and the Perfect Wedding

What the participants of a perfect wedding really think.

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Love and the Pick-Up Fantasy

A couple decides to put some pizazz in their marriage.

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Love and the Hairy Excuse

A man pretends he's a werewolf... to explain why he spends nights out.

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Love and Lady Luck

A bride is bitten by the gambling bug.

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Love and the Christmas Punch

A slapstick story about Christmas Eve.

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Love and the Mystic

A mercenary mystic helps out a friend in need.

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Love and the Tycoon

A wallflower's dream: she's being courted by a tycoon.

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Love and the Secret Life

A man takes dance lessons that could lead to disaster.

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Love and the Swinging Philosophy

A square's new job depends on his conversion to a swinging personality.

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Love and the Caller

A story about an obscene phone caller.

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Love and the Woman in White

A plot to snare a luscious nurse.

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Love and the Super Lover

A milquetoast turns super lover.

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Love and the Impressionist

A showcase for an impressionist who can be anybody but himself.

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Love and the First Kiss

About the cave man's invention of the kiss.

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Love and the Ghost

A man sees his wife's ghost.

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Love and the Out-of-Town Client

A terribly confused wife of a philandering tycoon.

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Love and the Secret Habit

An embarrassing date for a shy guy and an ex-nun.

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Love and the Legend

A wife is possessed by a romantic ghost.

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Love and the Cryptic Gift

The slightly macabre tale of a gift cemetery plot.

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Love and the Family Hour

The difficulties of getting started on a family.

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Love and the Sexpert

A young man is always mistaken for a sex book author.

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Love and the Impossible Gift

A rich wife attempts to come up with the perfect gift for her rich husband with the help of their butler.

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Love and the Face Bow

Orthodontia lead a honeymoon couple to romantic disaster.

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Love and the Love Kit

How a jealous friend can spoil a romance.

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Love and the Old Lover

A man sees a girl who is stuck in the past.

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Love and the Missing Mister

A woman's past husband returns after several years of being missing in action.

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Love and the Twanger Tutor

A rich but illiterate bumpkin tries to romance an erudite tutor.

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Love and the Unmarriage

A story about a girl who likes the idea of living with her boyfriend better than marrying him.

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Love and the Singing Suitor

A shy junior executive takes musicals to heart: he's courting his secretary in song and dance.

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Love and the Wee He

A pair of honeymooners cannot turn off a mechanical elf.

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Love and the Laughing Lover

A newlywed wife has a problem laughing when she kisses.

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Love and the Hot Spell

A post-hypnotic suggestion triggers a wedding-day comedy.

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Love and the Hand Maiden

A model who is willing to remove everything -- except her gloves.

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Love and the Perfect Setup

A story about Platonic cohabitation.

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Love and the Playwright

A story about a playwright who tests his plots on his gullible wife.

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Love and the Anniversary

Family affair.

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Love and the Baby Derby

Brothers compete for an inheritance: first one to marry and have a baby, wins.

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Love and the Favorite Family

A family that portrays itself in a TV sitcom.

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Love and the Crisis Line

A story about an emotional crisis hot-line and the girls who man the phones.

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Love and the Happy Family

A couple pretend to be brother and sister in order to prevent their parents' fighting.

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Love and the Vertical Romance

A newlywed with an unusual pet peeve: he can't stand beds.

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Love and the Mind Reader

A man uses ESP to get a girl to get attracted to his buddy.

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Love and the Soap Opera

A dingaling hooked on soap operas.

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Love and the Mr. and Mrs.

The trials of married lawyers who share bed, board and duties in the public defender's office.

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Love and the Postal Meeter

A young man's pen pal comes over for a visit.

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Love and the End of the Line

Point at issue: a vasectomy vs. a family.

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Love and the Growing Romance

All about a plant doctor who falls for one of her green thumb customers.

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