Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 3, Episode 9: Hardcore

Emotional Support Convertible

Paper is frustrated when Scissors gets a car registered as an emotional support convertible and brings it with him everywhere.

11 min

The Baseball

The trio's baseball lands in an air force base, and they must enlist to get it back.

11 min

Rock's Half Birthday

Paper and Scissors struggle to make Rock's outlandish half-birthday wish that he can fly come true.

11 min

Cherry Picking

Scissors stays home when Rock and Paper go cherry picking, but when they grow much closer to one another, he feels left out.

11 min

Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Paper, Scissors

Paper and Pencil inadvertently create a horde of Rock clones and decide to look after them together.

11 min

The Wish

Rock, Paper, and Scissors find a genie, but just as they're about to make their wish, his 1,000 year curse runs out, and he can no longer grant their wish.

11 min

The Train Problem

Paper and Sandpaper are on a train that gets hijacked by the Algebra Villain, who will make them crash unless Paper solves an algebra problem.

11 min

Salmon Delivery for Ya

Rock and Scissors think of the perfect prank call, but Rock bails to watch Franz Roll's pet Kitty.

11 min

Scissors' New Therapist

When Scissors' therapist leaves town, he's horrified to discover his new therapist is Logan, his bully.

11 min

The Henry Winkler Episode

Rock, Paper, and Scissors jump at the chance to go on a wacky adventure with Henry Winkler, only to discover the beloved celebrity is secretly a criminal mastermind.

11 min

Paper Loves Potato

Paper's romantic dinner plans with Pencil spiral out of control after the whole town is convinced he's dating Potato.

11 min

The Secret

Rock tries to hide Potato's latest achievement from Paper, knowing he's incapable of keeping a secret.

11 min

Sandpapers' Workout Program

When Sandpaper confiscates their video games, Rock, Paper, and Scissors are forced to survive her insanely dangerous jungle workout program to get it back.

Paper: Renowned Researcher

Paper travels back to the Paleolithic Era to save his reputation as a researcher, only to make things much, much worse.

11 min

Meatball

Lou turns his cat, Meatball, into a vampire to try and keep him alive forever.

11 min

The Apology Soirée

While Paper and Scissors throw an apology party for everyone they've wronged, Rock accidentally shrinks himself and Franz Roll, and the two struggle to survive the chaos.

11 min

Scissors' Perfect Match

Scissors falls for a beautiful mermaid he met on a dating app, but his desperate need to prove she's real threatens to destroy their relationship.

11 min

The Watching

Rock, Paper, and Scissors have a great time birdwatching until they return home to find the birds have started watching them.

Nightmares

The trio discovers they're trapped in a nightmare and must wake up before one of them wets the bed.