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Marvel Super Heroes: What the--?! (2009)
Season 1 • Episode 14 • X-Men vs. Vampires: Bite Me
Marvel Super Heroes: What the--?! Season 1, Episode 14: X-Men vs. Vampires: Bite Me
Come celebrate Halloween Marvel Super Heroes: What The--?! style as it's X-Men vs vampires like you've never seen before! Dracula has been around the block a few times and feels pretty stubbornly that the old ways remain best when it comes to clearing out some pesky mutants so he can lay claim to San Francisco. However, his son Xarus represents a new breed of vampire, more apt to use charm and angst to get his way. Will it be the father or the son who wins out in this cross-generational battle of the bloodsuckers? And let's be honest: Should the X-Men be concerned either way? Featuring a pair of surprise cameos that will rock your face off like it's 1987! Watch Marvel Super Heroes: What the--?! Season 1, Episode 14 X-Men vs. Vampires: Bite Me in HD free online. Enjoy high-quality streaming of Marvel Super Heroes: What the--?! Season 1, Episode 14 and share your thoughts in the comments below!
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