Trailer Park Boys: Park After Dark Season 4, Episode 52: Heavy Metal Dicks

Live as Fuck in Orlando

Orlando, give it up for Ricky, Julian and Bubbles! The Boys go live for an epic one-hour podcast, with dancing, singing, liquor shots and sexual lumberjacks bearing Big Macs! There's also an appearance from a special guest... FUCKFACE!

71 min

Ricky the Bonzai King

Poor Bubbles is feeling pretty fucked thanks to the 'rona! Once he wakes up, the Boys discuss a green idea for a new business, how to arrest a killer sheep, and a totally fucked taste test. Also: Ricky reads his beautiful new poem, 'The Wind Is A Cunt'!

Gee Whizz, Jeopardy!

Hands on your buzzers Boys, Bubbles Trebek is back with another fucked-up round of Jeopardy! Also: Ricky's glowstick weiner, gettin' learnt with breakfast cereal, and a plane crazy bang!

Liquor, Dope, Popcorn, Facts

Get learnt with the Boys today! Find out why everyone in the 19th century was drunk as fuck, the greasy underwater world of fish fetishes, and how to knock out an orangutan. Also: The Boys get down to Barry fuckin' Manilow!

One Hot, Sexy Night in Dallas

The Boys - and fuckin' Conky - are live and drunk as fuck in Dallas! Find out why Ricky's wearing tight pants, meet Cory's dumber-than-fuck Texan cousin, and singalong with Bubbles! Also: Which Irish jigger is gonna win a slow dance with Sexian?

Hot Dog Pickle Celery Caesar Party

Get the liquor and weiners flowing, the Boys are heading into a big party weekend! But will they get invited to Nathan MacKinnon's Stanley Bong party? Also: Ricky's got a fucked rag doll story that will blow the cock right off your ass!

Real Deal Fancy Wine Tasting

The Boys break out the dirty ol' cupboard wine for a fancy tasting session - which tipple passes with flying carpets, and which is gonna make Ricky puke? Also: Get banged on a cruise, get a fucking bruise!

Playin' Space

Randy, stop smoking Ricky's fucking dope... and what is that smell coming off ya? Also: The wonders of the Jimmy Webb Space Telescope, the biggest beer in the world, and Randy's favourite nuts!

Call of the Samsquamptch

Ricky's been busy in his woodworking shop, but who's gonna pay $100 on Etsy for his creation? Bubbles teaches us how to talk in Bigfoot, and Julian investigates the crazy fucker who pushed a peanut up a mountain with his nose. Also: Save the hot, horny bees!

Haulin' in the Shit Jib

It's a long weekend in Sunnyvale, and the Boys are ready to double the liquor, triple the weed, and steal the Bluenose for a sailing trip! Before they end up in jail for theft of historic property, they discuss dirty mosquito burgers, fuckin' useless inventions, and why Randy's a hit at the nudist beach!

Educating Randy

Is Randy the dumbest person in Sunnyvale? Ricky and Julian decide to help him out, and get him learnt on some awesome facts and stories from around the world! Also: The truth about the Loch Ness Monster, and the ham sammich from Hell!

Rum Runners

The Boys are fucked on edibles today, and full of decent money-making ideas! They attempt cheese string trading, plan a floating party island, and invent the booze-smuggling sneaker. Plus: You can't join the Cool Guy Gang with a piss stain on your pants!

Everyone Friggin' Smile, Randy's Here

Randy's in the trailer and happy as fuck, but he's pissing off Ricky and Julian! Before they duct tape his mouth shut, they discuss Friends with the Benedicts, chicken balls, and unravel a fucked family feud! Also: Louis, Louie and Looly?!

Poke 'Em Up Yer Booboo

Back to the crack: Randy's here with some National Toilet Paper Day facts you didn't wanna know! Discover Julian's favourite long-necked animal (and no, it's not a fuckin' swan), a bacon-busting business idea, and Randy's seasonal sex toy veg picks!

Ronnie Pumpkin is Hard as Fuck

Poor Bubbs has kitties on his mind today - is Stumpy gonna make it? Julian has found Randy the perfect mate, and Ricky wants to wrestle an emotional support alligator. Fuck, those shrooms are really kicking in today, Boys!

Park Over Dark

While the edibles kick in, the Boys are wondering: what really is a start? And did Ricky and Randy go see a movie and eat popcorn out of Randy's lap? We talk bee stings, hash-sniffing dogs, ghost-jacking, and why you shouldn't airdrop nudes to your pilot! Also: a toast to Pat Stay.

Diamond Encrusted Cock

Julian's got Hash Dips, Hammer Hands, and Terminator CEOs on the brain, Ricky's suddenly not so keen on wrasslin' alligators anymore, and did Bubbles' cat drive a fuckin electric car? Also: how is Julian like Stephen Hawking?

Hurricane Tit Ripper

Cleanliness is next to Randiness - Bobandy has cleaned up his act and has some handwashing tips for Ricky and Bubbles. They also discuss dirty ol' Hurricane Fiona, why you shouldn't eat batteries, and Julian's trip to the Muscle Seminar!

Muscle Chips

It's September the 3-0 already, fuckers - the Boys are zoned out and don't know if it's Jantember or Novaugust! Bubbles is so hungry he could eat a wheel of cheese, or some sexy Muscle Chips. But fuck off with the NyQuil chicken! Also: The Boys explain why September 30 is a very important day in Canada.

Merry Pissmas

Bubbs is on top of his game today and ready to do some math! The Boys discuss Steve Irwin, the catalog haven of Pueblo Colorado, and the Wrath of Eternal Piss. Plus: Get ready for a LIVE Thanksgiving special on Shout Factory TV!

Two-Twos and Drinkypoos

Randy's in the trailer and he's come bearing a sweet gift - or is it?! Find out how not to get scammed from space, when Texas hot sauce ain't Texas hot sauce, and some hot facts about Julian's nipples. Also: Call the wood police, there's a fucking killer on the loose!

The Muthafuckas of Invention

It's time to get learnt with Ricky, Julian and Bubbles about the world's greatest inventions, including dynamite, screw tops and Edison's electric knob. Also: Road Rage Refs, Tickle Me Elmo, and Cory's DIY dentistry!

Conkyween

Ricky's declorated the trailer, Bubbs has brought some fucked costumes, and Julian's got pumpkin rage! Join the Boys for a Halloween fuckaround, along with a devilish little fuckin' guest...

Finding Orangie

Look who's back... and ready for a few bong tokes! Before Ricky's poor fishy friend gets fucked up again, the Boys chat about python attacks, Ozzy Osbourne's disco track, and some greasy Partridge Family gossip. Also: The dirtiest man in the world... four smokes, let's go!

IKEA Meatball Party

Orangie's on a hash high, Randy stinks, and Ricky's got some facts that will blow your tits off! Ricky and Julian also decide not to go to jail this winter, they're moving into IKEA! Also: The Boys raise a glass for Remembrance Day.

Randy Acts of Kindness

Christmas comes early as Randy brings a basket of gifts for Julian and Bubbles... or is it just a ruse to peek at Julian's tits? Also: An argument about Spiderman, and Ricky's Cape Breton vacation with Orangie!

Shootin the Shit

Cape Breton's finest Tracy & Martina are in the trailer, and they've brought the Boys a scrump-dilly local delicacy! They shoot the shit about Canadian accents, Tracy's fucked deer disaster, and give the Boys a quick-fire question round. The gals also chat about their new SwearNet shows, Dirty Deeds and Shootin The Shit!

Swayze 2.0

There's only 23 days until Christmas, and the Boys haven't started their holiday stealing, uhm, shopping yet! Before they start their festive heist, they discuss Jeffrey Dahmer, duct tape, and why it's a good day for borntness. Also: Dirty Dancing 2 needs a new leading man, and there's only one sexy muscleman for the job...

Sticky Science

Duck, T-Rex or Gorilla? The Boys conduct a series of highly scientific (and hilarious) experiments to find the ultimate sticky tape, including the Shaft Length Pickup, Julian's Rip Test and the highly dangerous Kitchen Cupboard Strength Test. FOR FUCKIN' SCIENCE!

Ratman Forever

The Boys are high as fuck and cleared for take off! Today's subjects include meth monks, the biggest cock in rock, and Ricky's new job in New York. Plus: Medical advice from Dr. Love, Dr. Cocknballs and Dr. Poop!

Snowballs Deep

Happy Holidays, fuckers! Ricky's splashed out on some awesome gifts (and some fucking awful cologne) but they're not for Bubbs and Julian. And is Bubbles' heartfelt gift about to backfire big time? Also: Cocaine on a plane, Trailer Park PIs, and greasy caroling!

The Year Gone Yonder

Welcome to the last Park After Dark of 2-0-2-2! The Boys begin their 48-hour new year's party and review the top songs, movies and celeb breakups of the year. What's in store for 2023? A trip to the Bahamas and weiner cozy knitting!

New Year, New Orleans!

Ricky, Julian and Randy had an awesome holiday blow-out... and did Randy get lucky? Ricky reports on the most fucked-up news stories of 2022, and the Boys raise a glass to rally star Ken Block. Plus: The Boys get ready to party at Fan EXPO New Orleans this weekend!

Day of the Deadies

Heyyyyy! Bubbles is pumped 'cause he got to hang out with The Fonz in New Orleans (the real one, not that heavy metal dick Cyrus!) Ricky's making a prison bucket list, and Julian's excited about a business idea to die for. Also: Meth pigeons, dumb dogs and banging cops!

Shit Brick Boys

I'm a workin' man, I am! Ricky wants a change of career - but should he become a male prostitute, crash test dummy, or start a shitty new business? Also: Danger kitties, tree banging, and the latest space news!

Dope on a Rope

Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's a potato brush: Ricky spills his beauty secrets! The Boys pay tribute to Lisa Marie Presley and David Crosby, and reveal why Croz wasn't their fan! Plus: Power slaps, cockfights and more-than-kissing cousins...

Twelve Rounds with Tyson

Fuck, it's colder than a snowman's cock out there! Cozy up with the Boys as they discuss Sting's greasy sex yoga, making scrilla from DNA, and Ricky's Titanic switcheroo theory. Plus: Get yer tickets for the Sexian vs Tyson gummy-off in Las Vegas!

Tropical Trailer

Join the Boys in the trailer for another HOT Park After Dark! There's cock soup on the menu, plus weiner surgery, Sunnyvale dodo sightings, and greasy Valentine's Day plans. Also: It's Worse Case Ontario for Jeopardy!

Viva Las Fackin' Vegas

The Boys are back from Las Vegas after launching their new TPB D9 gummies - just how fucked up did they get? Find out if Bubbles got lucky on Valentine's Day, and why UFOs come in peace! Also: Cool sports car, tiny cock?

Wonderful, Wonderful Drugs

The Boys are trippin' after the Portland show - find out which stars they partied with! There's news on a Cadbury's Creme Egg heist, a shitty theatre review, and magic lab chicken. Also: Fuck the sun, lock up your catalytic convertors!

The Randy Explosion

Randy smells like ass, but Julian's interested in doing some greasy business with him - how much can he charge for a Randy all-nighter? The Boys also reveal a vibin' cure for constipation, a Disney hack for the kiddies, and why women should throw away their make-up!

Beware the Idiots of March

It's a happy and laffy day - spring's around the corner, and the Boys are high on edibles! Julian reveals a greasy fetish, Bubbles wants a date with Rick Rubin, and Ricky finds an upside to the warming of the globe. Also: Cocaine Bear, muscle tattoos, and why VW can fuck off!

Green Eggs and Ham

Oh Daddy Boy! Ricky, Julian and Bubbles celebrate St. Patty's day with green beer, green fuckin' flashy things, and a toast to snakes. They also discuss hangovers in space, eight uses for piss, and show off their knowledge of movie stars... not!

Lovely Julian, Wiener Maid

Bubbles is sick AF today, and no, it's not from his St. Patty's Day liquor blowout! He gives his opinion on Cocaine Bear, and comes up with some dope sequel ideas! Also: A new business idea for Julian, and Ricky's wish list for this weekend's Fan EXPO in Cleveland!

April Fools

The Boys are gonna get fucked up for April Fools Day - so what's new?! Find out why Bubbles is counting Steve French jumping fences, how to get a lip job from a kissing machine, and do some hot yoga with Ricky. Also: Trailer Park Boys D9 THC powder is coming!

Happy Shitty Friday

Trinity and Jacob are in the trailer for a Sunnyvale-style Easter celebration (and by that, we mean getting high on gummies!) They discuss how Mo is doing at school, banging on the moon, and why Julian's drink tastes like shit. Also: Death by hippo, and a toast to Shitty Bill!

Terry Learns a Lot

Awoooo! Terry Cahill makes a flying visit to Sunnyvale, and gets learnt about Scottish squirrel gangs, invisible socks, and why speaking Greek might get ya a big surprise... OPA!! Also: Is Julian an alcoholic?!

Sunnyvale 420 Special

Roll a 36-paper joint (yup, you read that right), and join Ricky, Julian and Bubbles for a Sunnyvale 420 celebration! There's a feast of TPB chips and gummies, Mo's homegrown weed, and plenty of high-as-fuck chat. Plus: The Boys plan their own 420 festival for 2024 - TRAILERSTOCK!

The Sunnyvale Detectorists

Gold, gold, gold! Bubbles has a decent new gadget - will it make the Boys a fortune down Oak Island? They also discuss lotto winners' etiquette, and try to remember if they partied with golfer John Daly. Also: Sunnyvale Trailer Park, Turks and Caicos - coming soon?!

24 Hour Partyin' People

Ricky, Bubbles and Terry's underwear party is over, thank fack - put your bags away, boys! They discuss weird Dorito flavours, and creatures that are definitely off the menu. Also: Ass implants, headless horrors, and Julian's mom!

Fucked Fact Friday

Bubbles is out hunting for gold with his metal detector - will he have more luck than those Oak Island dicks? Ricky and Julian are here to get us learnt about trepanning, tapeworms and tongue twisters. Also: Julian reveals his dream chick!