Trailer Park Boys: Park After Dark Season 5, Episode 13: Beat the Meat

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Boys vs. Wild

Attention Bear Grylls: The Boys have a wilderness challenge for you - and yep, it's fucked! They discuss Bubbles' treasure-hunting obsession, why orcas are dicks, and starting the Fucked-Up Animal Company. Plus: If you didn't want Ricky to steal your boat, ya shouldn't have left the fuckin' keys in it!

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Tr-AI-ler Park Boys

Welcome to the world of AI, Boys! Will it make them billionaires, or at least get Julian a hot date? They also discuss a cute kitty story, the world's dopest private jet, and why Julian fuckin' hates art. Also: Ricky has some gossip that's Back to the Future!

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Jail Dogs

Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are back in jail - find out what the fuck they did this time! Ricky has more amazing animal facts, and Julian pays tribute to Tina Turner. Also: The Boys head to Niagara Falls Comic Con - if they can get outta Con College in time!

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Niagara Falls Fuckery... Live!

The Boys go live in front of a wild audience at Niagara Falls Comic Con! They've got songs, fucked Falls facts, a visit from Conky and... a horse auction?! Plus: Is Julian gonna show us his tits?

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I'm Free, Freefallin'

The Boys are back from Niagara Falls, and back in fuckin' jail! Today's chat is all about DANGER - riding the Falls, falling out of aircraft, and appearing on Naked And Afraid! Also: Boxy Boxhead strikes again... and again, and again!

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Rat Fried Rice

Cat ball racing! Pineapple sammiches and fried rocks! Hissing sloths! What in the actual fuck is going on in the Sunnyvale Correctional Centre today?! Also: Find out why Bubbles' middle name is 'Goal'!

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Lamp Wang

Why is Ricky's trailer full of musical shit (and a broken lamp?) Bubbs is holding auditions for the Bubbles & The Shitrockers tour! Julian investigates some shitty art, and gets learnt about millipedes. Also: Who has a 17ft birthday boner?!

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Sunnyvale Fight Club

What a surprise, the Boys are back in jail. At least they can get a break from all that fuckin' rain! But romance is in the air - find out the weirdest way to get a date, and how not to propose at 30,000ft! Also: The Elon v. Zuck cage fight - who's gonna win, and which celebs do the Boys wanna fight?

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Bum Bum

Guess who pissed in Gorilla Fingers' boots and is spending time in solitary? Good job Randy's checked into con college - and just in time for International Massage Week! Also: Shitty parenting, Three's Company, and a luxury cruise for one!

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Ransterdam

Bubbles and Randy bring you a special edition of Park After Dark from Amsterdam, EU! Find out what Randy's getting up to in the city of bikes, hash and red lights. Plus: Floating kitties and greasy-as-FUCK attractions!

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Hash Hole

Guess who got busted for Dutch hash at the airport? For fuck's sake, Randy! Find out about Bubbles' Shitrockers tour, European drinking culture, and how Randy fucked up the Cavern Club. Also: Pee-wee Herman, fuckin' terrible impressions, and why Bubbles is yogurt!

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Guts N' Roses

Ricky's trailer has had an uninvited guest - you frigged up, Randy! Before they tidy up, the Boys discuss Bubbles' appearance at the Guns N' Roses gig, why aliens are among us, and getting wood in the wilderness. Plus: Good eatin'... penguins?!?

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Beat the Meat

Nobody wants to wrestle with your big juicy arm, Randy - and stop timing Julian when he's 'getting changed'! The Boys discuss Ricky's latest jail antics, penis exercises, and fucking with a grizzly bear. Also: The shocking story of Hugh the manatee's hole!

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Sun Bagging

Julian's going on vacation (to get some sun on his bag?!) but why the fuck is he being so secretive? And will he take up Randy's offer of a shirts-off 100m race? Also: Attention Noel and Liam, the Boys have a plan to reunite Oasis!

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Please Go Fuck Yourself

Bubbles and Randy try to figure out where Julian's gone - along with a bag of 'toys' and a mystery leather sex fella! There's also ham yoga, horse steaks, and ancient Greek wisdom. Plus: Randy minds his friggin' manners!

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From Sexian, With Love

Bubbles and Randy discover the TRUTH behind Julian's sex party vacation! They also discuss Barbie botox, Pigeon Man, and a Tinder app from Hell. Plus: Let Julian romance you with his love letter!

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Ricky's Mind Fuck

Ricky's out of jail and smarter than ever! He's got new learntings about cool words, emojis and Freddie Mercury, but can he beat the Mind Trap? Also: Metallica's furry fan, the end of the Hot Chip Challenge, and shits on a plane!

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Classified Information

Legendary rapper Classified is IN THA TRAILER! He chats about growing up in Nova Scotia, his upcoming tour, and hanging out with Snoop Dogg. Also: Bob Marley, ether frolicking, and why Ricky wants to be a lemur!

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Fuck Fall!

Fall is here and Bubbles is pissed - at least Ricky's keeping warm in his cock slippers! Today's chat includes a shitty way to lose weight, deodorant for your stinky bits, and a game of 'Would You Rather'. Also: On next week's show.... aliens?!

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Space Oddities

Get the space weed in, the aliens are coming! Ricky's alien expert buddy MJ gets us learnt about UAPs, angels, quantum entanglement, and some really trippy space shit! Do you fackin' believe?!

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Shit Talk

Park After Dark gets off to a shitty start - but is it art? The Boys chat about pumpkin spice weed, pond sharks and emotional support alligators, and Julian checks out a hot new website. Also: My dog, he got six legs!

22

Billion Dollar Boys

What would you do if you won a billion dollars? The Boys dream of private islands, jet planes, and deep-fried monster trucks! Also: Bag barnacles, Ricky's riddles, and Snoop Dogg's borntday!

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Ricky's Haunted House of Horrors

Vampirate Ricky's done an awesome job declorating his trailer with ghouls, cobwebs and... bacon?! But is it better than Vampire Bubs' corn maze? The Boys also tuck into the meatloaf from Hell, and chat about Pepper X, super-sized seals and the origins of Hallo-ween!

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Bubbles And The Two-Nosed Kitty

The Boys are back from Winnipeg Comic Con, and Ricky is full of love... and drugs! There's a barrel-load of load, a toast to Matthew Perry, and tales of people having a very bad fuckin' day. Plus: Bubbles falls in love with a special British kitty - will it be making its new home in Sunnyvale?

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Sunnyvale Poppies

Bubbles is making poppies to sell for Remembrance Day - and he doesn't need Julian's facking help! The Boys also find themselves trapped on a desert island (in their stoned minds) and think about the Roman Empire, and the perfect murder! Also: Ricky gets 'Spinal Tapped' by Jim's FUCKED Firehouse!

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Shit Learnters

The Boys get learnt about some really interesting shit today! Find out how to not get de-meated by pirañas, movie quotes we're fucking up, and where to get drunk for cheap with the Germans! Also: How far would Bubbles go to rescue a kitty in distress?

27

Brown Friday

The Boys celebrate Thanksgiving... again! They discuss dirty big birds, the tastiest fuckin' pies, and why plumbers are busy on Black Friday. Plus: The truth behind Snoop's smoke announcement, and the Beatle that rocked Ricky's look!

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Hi, Hi, Hi

The Boys are ready to get fucked up in honour of Pablo Escobar's borntday, but watch out for the space cake shits! There's also AI babes, a shitty dead possum, and the mystery of Paul McCartney's polygon. Plus: Julian spends $3.8 million!

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Groundhog Day

Watch the fuck out, the Boys are higher than fuck today! Before they totally fuckin' trainwreck, they chat about Bowie the lobster, greasy face painting, and get ready to celebrate some awesome borntdays. Plus: Julian falls in love with... a groundhog?!!

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Bad Choices

Strap in and strap on - Bubbles wants to land a jumbo jet, and Ricky tries a dickie duel with inflatable wangs! The Boys also play a greasy new game, and get learnt on some facts they wish they didn't know!

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How The Liquor Grinch Stole Christmas

Timbims, liquor, and a big pile of presents - is it gonna be the most peaceful Christmas ever? Here's a clue - NOPE! Find out what greasy gifts the Boys got, and who fucked up the Babcock family Christmas. Plus: Watch out America, the boar whores are coming for ya!

32

See Ya 2023, Hello 2025!

The Boys don their tinfoil party hats and get ready to see in the new year... but which fuckin' year is it?! They discuss roasting Ricky's nuts on a flaming toilet, the dangers of AI, and making money from Vitamin F. Also: Julian and Bubbles go head-to-head in Ricky's fucked trivia quiz!

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I'm Not The Liquor

New Year, New Fuckin' You! Bubbles quit the liquor and is taking up yoga... how long is that gonna last? Julian thinks 2024 is the year the Boys finally get rich - is a driveway money-making scam the answer? Ricky also has a story that's gonna make you squirmish!

34

Bunch Of Cults

Happy Feast Of Fabulous Men Day! Wait, what the in fuck?! Randy's here to celebrate, but where's Bubbles? Is he having fun... or been captured by a cult? The Boys also chat about exploding toilets, Mo's flat Earth mythbuster, and why Julian fuckin' hates crows. Also: A toast to dead bugs!

35

Down At The Legion

Bubbles is back! So where the fuck was he last week - and did the bird come out of its cage? The Boys also investigate a 10-foot alien, detachable spider cocks, and a diet that will fuck up your guts. Also: Julian considers moving to New York to live with a supermodel! there's just one catch...

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London Calling

The Boys are excited - they're going to London, England! Will Julian get to work out in an Olde English dungeon gym? They also discuss the worst ways to die, piss fights, and Wayne Gretzky's birthday. Plus: You've heard of Dick in a Box, now get ready for Randy in a Box!

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Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite

Randy's stinking out the trailer today - but he's got some intel on Bubbles' new "friend" Pat! He learns about the five-baby-momma banging machine, AI girlfriends, and how the Boys split up one of the greatest bands of all time. Plus: Ricky brings more fucked animal facts!

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It's Not Stealing Till It Arrives

The Boys had a swinging fuckin' time in London! Bubbles got to visit a very special place... that's now missing a priceless piano! Find out why Julian has a beef with the pubs, and who had a murderously good time at Brick Lane. There's also a toast to Carl Weathers, and a plan to make $$$ from deepfake fuckery!

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Certified Drinkers

They've been everywhere man, they've been everywhere... and drank London and Las Vegas dry! Find out what the fuck they got up to in Sin City, and who went on a dancing date. Plus: Shower snacking with Jessica Biel, and truffles that will get ya high!

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The Trailer Boys

The Boys are coming down from a massive Las Vegas high - but did anyone get fucked up on kratom? Find out what new TPB product they launched at the CHAMPS show, and which megastar (and fan) they met! Plus: Pro tip - don't drive antiques up yer arse!

41

Fart Gummies

The Boys are fucked up on Ricky's gummies and heading for the moon! Before they lift off, they discuss Willy Wonka, lottery scrilla fuck-ups, and joining the Swiftie gang. Plus: Anyone for monkey jerky and cat pee soda?

42

Testosterandy

Randy's been working out with a greasy new friend - how does he compare with the Muscular Mayor of Sunnyvale? They also chow down on TPB chips and discuss sharks, Pac-Man, and Spartan knob smashing!

43

Official Julian SuperFlex Mega Contest 2024

Where's Ricky been? Getting learnt with his new history teacher... guess who! And piano man Bubbles launches a decent new contest - we wanna hear YOUR Julian SuperFlex remixes!

44

Happy And Dumb

Welcome to Park After Darrr.... ah, fuck it! Do the Boys need some cobra venom to keep 'em happy and high? They discuss Bubbles' new life as a penguin, The Shat's borntday, and a very hunky kitty. Plus: The latest entries to Julian's SuperFlex contest!

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Dancin' Fool

Ricky's a hero! But did he really bust his shoulder in a wild shopping mall showdown? Bubbles also reveals the winner of the Julian SuperFlex contest - and the start of a million dollar TikTok dance sensation. Plus: You can't judge a fuckhead by his rumours!

46

Hardcore As Fuck

The Boys chat to SuperFlex Mega Contest winner Jimmy Belabre - and holy flyin' fuck, does he have a crazy life story to tell! They also journey to the centre of the Earth, and learn about Ricky's one-armed goalie pulling!

47

Tips From The Guy With Only One Good Arm

Ricky's dickered shoulder is getting him down - should he get surgery, or a new pair of glasses? The Boys also discuss the dangers of flying saw blades, car-eating dogs, and pissy cicadas. Plus: Julian gets his chip fire alibi straight!

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Happy 420 Eve!

'Twas the night before 420, and all through the trailer... the Boys were getting high as fuck on TPB gummies and powder! Before they totally trainwreck for the weekend, they discuss porch pirates, reincarnation and muscle polish. Plus: Ricky thinks, therefore he is!

49

I'm Too Sexy

Ricky's still high from 420, but it's helping him get learnt about physics! But are the Boys smart enough not to fuck up a game of Worst Case Ontario? Also on the menu: Juicy June bugs, salamander skewers, and sexy rock stars!

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So I'm AI, Am I?

Is Sunnyvale a simulation? Is Ricky an AI? And why the fuck are the Boys saying 'kangaroo' a lot? Plus: Baby Reindeer, REO Speedwagon, and some fuckin' Bad Choices!

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Let's Be Each Other's Mothers

On the latest Park After Dark Drugs, Drugs, Drugs Edition: Making scrilla from sweaty balls, Mother's Day gift advice, the whereabouts of Tammy LaFleur. Also: No buzz on = nuclear SUCK!!

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FUCK OFF WITH THE BLACK FLIES

Park After Dark is a fuckin' ZOO this week - with 10,000 bats, dirty old black flies, musket rats, and crocodile-eating kitties! Also: Ricky get Naked & High, Bubbles dives into the New York-Dublin portal, and it's some sexy dick's birthday!